So, how about you run all over my blade?

>so, how about you run all over my blade?

Didn't it feel a bit forced?

>blade runner goes jogging
>slow pan to his hidden knife
*claps*

>how many blade runners have worked before me?
>2048, so you are Blade Runner 2049
jesus christ denis

>the claymore corredor

>samurai marathon

>tanto triathlete

>"Too bad she won't live, but then again, you are Bladerunner (1982) (tm)"

Seemed out of place tbqh

>the scimitar sprinter

>rapier racer

>gladius gallop

>sabre scamper

>longsword loper

...NOW YOU KISS ME. INTERLINKED.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE MY SIDES HAVE REACHED PLACES YOU MEMERS WOULDN'T BELIEVE

>the katana trotter

Sword Sprinter

>espera ropada pacer

>machete march

>Excalibur Power-walker

>epee escaper

>dagger dasher

>broadsword blitz

>Kukri crossfitter

>cleaver competitor

lamest joke of the century. KYS, neckbeard!

>the shiv shuffle

>zweinhander swoosh

>the shank steeplechase

>Hey, are you the man who shot Liberty Valance?

>bayonet bounder

Too bad he has no sense of humour. But then again, who does

>hachiwari hurdler

>foil flit

>Buster Blader

>spatha scrambler

>the shamshir scooter

>Polearm prancer

>spadroon skedaddle

>javelin jaunter

is that Einhorn?

>the claymore canter

lmao you lost