I'm sorry George Lucas

I'm sorry George Lucas

Ewoks>Penguinthing>JarJar

HAHAHHAAHHAH EPIC CUTE CREATURE XD
BASED STAR WARS DOES IT AGAIN
THANKS MICKEY!

Don't forget your Porg plushie on the way out of The Last Jedi

wait until Lucas comments on porgs before apologizing.
remember that cunt gave us ewoks.

That's right you cretin.

A P O L O G I Z E

Everybody's laughing but you can guarantee that these toys will be on every kids Christmas list this year.

Does she still do porn?

I've always supported Lucas so I'm not apologizing. He's a fucking genius. Always have been.

>childrens movie tries to appeal to children
oh noooo how is this happening

Porgs seem like a parody of stupid Star Wars shit. I honestly can't believe they're real.

What is the difference between this and ewoks? And why are either bad?

porg is the key of all this if we can get him working
cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had before

Is an army of porgs going to defeat the entire Imperial army?

so they knew nu-males and redditors would force this into a shitty internet sensation by putting this thing in the trailer, didn't they?

Still not as retarded as race of teddy bears dominating the final of a saga

None.
They are obnoxious and add nothing to the film they're in. You can say they're supposed to appeal to children but I always hated Ewoks from the very first time I saw them at age 6.

PIKA

Personally I dont think either is bad but they are both obvious cash grabs for kids. The problem with the Porgs compared to the Ewoks is that they look so fucking fake and like they were made for some video game.

w-wait what?

Retards will defend George Lucas at the drop of the hat like he's their own dad. Because they're contrarian dunces.

He and Disney are just as fucking bad. He made awful movies and knew exactly what Disney was going to fucking do with his franchise. He cashed out. He sold it for money. If he cared he would have kept it for his family and friends to work on but instead he gave it to a multi-billion dollar corporation that was already churning out capeshit and low effort lowest common denominator trash. He had every warning sign in the world and he decided to sell it and with no conditions whatsoever to protect certain aspects.

>first movie had retarded football bot
>this one has this calamity
what did the second one have?

this is the second one

bazinga robot

whats wrong with cute things

>LE SUPER NERD XD girl is just another thot roastie
Why are you surprised?
This is literally always the case

>LOL user, I'm like such a huge Star Trek fan, Rey is like the greatest Jedi Night evahhhh. I just can't wait to see The Last Starfighter.

A P O L O G I Z E

>trailer has been out for barely few days and they already have merchandise for this shitty new mascot
how?

Also not to mention that Star Wars was only ever to sell toys. Toys toys toys. Merchandise. I guess store shelves weren't fucking lined from sea to shining sea and far beyond with shitty merchandise before.

So this is the most powerful being in the Universe!?

PLOT TWIST

It's Female, Alt Right Blumphies BTFO

i wanna stomp on all these gay toys
i wanna pummel her in the ribs

sure but there's no way she did porn.
Sauce or didn't happen

autistic looking SJ roastie whore

Ewoks were a scar on RotJ I don't think anyone denies that but they were also weaved into and central to the plot. All a Porg is is a money printing blob humorous side kick thing that makes googly faces at the camera to appeal to females, it doesn't talk or interact with any characters in a serious way or add anything to the plot other than being there and making googly fucking faggot faces.

She didn't do porn porn like BLACKED but there are camwhore vids of her riding and sucking dildos and whatnot

This is gonna be shit isn't it

its nu-disney
of course its going to be trash

wait a second, wasn't this for the trailer of the last one?

Porgs will never be as bad as Jar Jar.
Or Hayden Christensen's Anakin for that matter.

I turned myself into a porg, Luke! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a porg. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a porg! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a porg, Luke!

name?

we don't know that yet user. Anything is possible

>Jar jar Binks had a big nose and was subsequently hated by everyone
>This thing has no nose and just about everyone will love it

The nose knows

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t. mickey mouse

>he thinks Jew Jew will stop at a trilogy
LOL, the fact that the episodes are coming out faster than ever means this will be a yearly saga

I miss the days when children's movies didn't give a fuck and tried to entertain adults. When children watched Robo Cop, Raider's of the Lost Ark etc. And also the mid 90s to early 2000s, when video games were dark and edgy, like C&C and C&C Red Alert, the original Unreal Tournament, Half Life, Unreal, Star Craft etc.

There is essentially no defense. Ewoks are generally hated and are a big mark against ROTJ.

They're just commercial cash grabs. They exist solely to sell toys.


ESB might have toy-related characters (Boba Fett, AT-ATs, etc) but they serve a purpose to the story. That's why it's considered the best...it focuses on the story rather than popularity

Anakin was the least of the Prequel's problems. Did the man fuck up the delivery on some scenes? Sure. That's on the director, and nobody else.

Dude

Lmao

Dude

Did they make the eyes like that so mold lines on the figures would be a feature?

please link

>Also not to mention that Star Wars was only ever to sell toys.

Wrong, fucker.

Gary Kurtz actually gave a shit and was the reason Empire was so good, but George ran him off before they started filming Return of the Jedi because he objected to the merchandising angle and the ewoks.

No. A new Episode every two years with a side-story or Origin Movie in the years inbetween.

Try these terms out instead:
whore
bitch
cunt
slag
or if you really aren't comfortable unless you seem like a chum teen faggot, Shorty

Any of these options will make (about three of ((you)) in all of Sup Forums) seem a lot less idiotic. Roasties is virgin lingo. No one older than 20 with any self respect would use this term. Embarrassing.

Be a fucking man.

Literally what I was thinking. Disney is thinking ahead now, soon Kylo Ren will have screw holes on the suit

It's an animatronic that will be touched up/replaced with CGI in the film, but I like your thinking.

you'll regret saying that when you watch the movie and find out how awesome they are. you'll be the first to play the Porg class character in Battlefront. Its going to change star wars forever

>we want the minions market

ESB had Yoda.

EP4: Jawas & R2D2, cuteness factor: 5
EP5: Yoda, cuteness factor: 6
EP6: Ewoks, cuteness factor: 9

EP1: Jar Jar & quirky robot army, cuteness factor: 10
EP2: I don't remember. Is this turd movie the first to abandon the cuteness factor?
EP3: ditto

EP7: BB8, cuteness factor: 7

Agreed. HC actually got better by the third movie. I feel bad for him. He's OK. Hard to make that ill-fitting romance look good when you are opposite Portman and dealing with that script.

About 15 things ahead of his performance to blame for prequel shittiness.

>SW cancer will last 4 more years
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH

>he thinks its only 4 more years

yoda isnt cute hes a ugly little goblin man

lies
[citation needed]

I'm glad he was at the convention and was cool about his role and everything. He's good in my book just for that. I'm just happy that the prequels are being reevaluted in the public conscience in general. Even if you hate them, at least they had the balls to be original movies. That's more than I can say for Disney Wars.

He invented modern merchandising for Hollywood who was absolutely clueless on the matter back then.
He went completely independent financing all his movies himself as soon as he could.
He had the talent to pick the right people to propel vfx arts to unknown territory.
He pioneered the digital movie making starting back in the mid eighties with AVID.
He pioneered motion control cameras and green screen technology.
He co created Pixar.
He was the first to use digital cameras on large scale movie production and pioneered digital pipeline systems for everyone to use.
He created ILM, THX, Skywalker Sound, Lucasarts.

booboo toys booboo Jarjar booboo ewoks
fucking grow up already

He's by far one of the top American entrepreneur of the last 100 years, but he has to deal every day and for decades with imbeciles nerds who blame him for anything and everything. No wonder he sold the franchise with the toxicity of the star wars fans.
Not a human being alive has more contributed to the cinema technology than this man. Not a single one.
I don't even like some of his movies and prods, but the constant hate he seems to attract is something that I will never agree with.
It's simply petty and vastly uninformed. He deserved better than star wars fans.

People still shop at Target? It was always just an overpriced Walmart. I seriously have no idea how they've survived this long in a world where Kmart is dead.

The only thing "cute" about Yoda was his voice and how he spoke. The point of that was to contrast his small stature to how much he knew and how powerful the force was.

This, being something lost of Lucas later and now Disney as well. At the end of the day these movies are just vehicles for merch. The movies themselves are just advertisements for the merch.

Well unlike Ewoks Porgs won't ruin an entire movie and turn it from a 8/10 to a 3/10.

Jesus Return of the Jedi is so fucking bad.

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Dude, I was 11 when ESB came out. I saw first hand the Yoda frenzy. Toys everywhere were Yoda and Garfield. High cuteness factor.

BASED toy-stomper

HEY FUCK YOU CUNT

HIS ANAKIN PHYSICALLY SPEAKING GAVE ME A HARD ON

"He and people around him"

Fixed that for you. It was never just him. He was talented for sure but one man is never at the helm of so many things and can claim it was all him.

You can see the decline of Lucas at the moment he started distancing himself and making him out like you're making him. Power goes to your head. Schlock like Red Tails finally proved it.

Why are people so triggered by this? They were in like one scene in the trailer, and peopel are freaking out.

Cheapest toilet paper. Cheaper even than Costco or Sam's

You just know the movie is going to be shit if people remembered noting but Porgs from the preview.

I see you're a man of taste

Paternalism goes both ways. Love and hate.

Bullshit. I just checked. I can get 48 rolls of Quilted Northern on Amazon for 25 bucks. 30 at Target. Again, how are they still operational?

Oh whoah! Thanks for the info user. .... Wait ... what about after shipping?

d-did they use some deodorant balls for the eyes?

So because some retard fans liked these Porg things, that means the film is shit? Gotcha.

>2017
>not having Prime

The free shipping alone makes it worth it. Everything else is just icing.

Ah, I see. Never mind.

So because some retard fans liked these Szeschaun sauce things, that means the fanbase is shit? Gotcha.

there's also the entirely of wookieepedia and all the larpers and all the overpriced toys that got that way because 35 year old Star Wars fans bought them

He's great at business. He's a shit director.

PT was garbage much worst than anything Disney made so far.

More like 40 you idiot.

femanon here
lander kardashian is my favorite character
:)

How is that worse than any of the dumb characters in the shitquels? It's a character targeted at kids and girls to sell merch something, maybe the only thing, Lucas cared about after V.
Take off your SUV sized nostalgia goggles.

That's because Lucas is a horrible director, and by the time of II and III he just wanted to sit down in an air conditioned room and drink coffee. I doubt they did more than 2 takes ever. Its hard to know what looks good when everything is CG and the camera wont move.
Anakin was bad, its not the actor's fault, but he was still bad.

See the thing I don't get about Porgs and Jar Jar is that they get despised by fans and fake fans trying to fit in while R2 D2 the gay golden robot and Chewie get a free pass?

Chewie is not a cute toy and droids had a very important role in every movie.

This shit exists only to sell toys.

You fuckin liar. Where are they? Don't be a little bitch.

Supporting Target is a lot better than supporting Wal-shit.
The family that owns Walmart are the most evil people ever. Go read up on them.

Plus Target's quality is actually a ton better for the same college-tier shit you can buy from there. Plus they have better wages for their employees than Walmart.

Fuck anyone who thinks Walmart is better than Target in the sense of business (not the prices).

I bet that ferbie looking thing will sell, because its actually cute.
No one liked Jar-Jar because Lucas doesn't understand his fans or kids or humans.

Chewie isn't cute, he's just iconic. And the R2 is cute, but not overtly.

Jar Jar and his species at least added SOMETHING to the plot and overall story. What did football droid and Porgs add?

George would love these and all the money they would make him from the merchandise

the Gungans added the same role as the Ewoks but I don't see fags defending them, and at least Ewoks actually were fun and not cringe