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Dare I say, a self insert for Star Wars fans?

This will be the first step towards a live action pokemon

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So cute. :3

porg

These things will sell like hotcakes.

Both little boys and little girls will want plush porgs.

what is that thing? OwO

*purchases overpriced memorabilia*

I LOVE STAR WARS !!

Some chink is gonna get whipped for this

>will
The Porg merchandise HAS been selling like crazy since Force Friday when all the Last Jedi toys came out.

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I wanna give it a hug XD

*drops cookie in mouth*
7w7

P O R G it just werks

Faith in TLJ restored.

Someone Photoshop a dick in its mouth.

that little thing will do what even J.J. couldn't and finally destroy Star Wars

>a live action disney movie features CG-I characters
I never understood this meme. What is the point, they are just animating the characters again, its just that certain characters are human. Why not make all the characters physical? Then it would really be live action

You ready for the Porgs to take out the AT-AT's as a homage to the Ewoks taking out the AT-ST's in Return?

Post your pic?

We have robo-prostitutes but they can't make an animatronic rabbit capable of opening its mouth.
Good job.

I want to ____ the porg

>everyone harps on ROTJ for the Ewoks being blatant toy ads
>these will 100 percent get a free pass
Fucking zero self awareness

I want to say I'm glad they found a way to do a Jar Jar type of character right: the porg.

This character pinpoints the exact moment in time when Western Civilization fell past the point of no return.

I want to be nice to the porg

rub 0_0

>*unzip pants*

Can someone shop a penis in its mouth?

NEWPORG PORN

>tfw the hole Han fell down after being "killed" by Kylo was actually the entryway into the "Human to Porg Transformation Centre"

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>those big black eyes
>that mouth
Am I the only one to find that thing terrifying? is that really supposed to be cute?

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The cgi is Game Boy Color-tier.

I need to go buy some Porgs for some reason

its just the myriad of rubbish colour filters modern hollywood likes to throw on everything

but seriously, someone do this. We need to fight back against the r*ddit forces

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It doesn't look cute to me. More slightly unnerving in appearance and bleak in the sense that it was created and inserted into this film just to be sold as a toy. It is the idea of what a marketer thinks others think of as cute. I hate it.

Women, not even once.

>and bleak in the sense that it was created and inserted into this film just to be sold as a toy
Just like 90% of the shit in all SW films.

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no, its creepy and soulless, the big and black eyes bug me out

I feel like if the prog is a real animal it'll go berserk and rip my face off if i bend down to pick it up

No. That tongue looks like 90's cgi and the feathers like they were poorly clone stamped.

Ewok hate is one of the cornerstones of the OT fanboy gospel. If Disney overcomes that with this, even more forced mascot shit, it's over. The rebellion is dead and the mouse will rule over nu-SW for all eternity

>Sapphire will never be my girlfriend
What's the point of living

NANI

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The porg is now officially a symbol of Sup Forums. It's the new pepe

we must popularise this meme across internet so people link them with fasists and disney plan to sell merch fails :D