MOM! Phineas and Ferb are-

>MOM! Phineas and Ferb are-

Putting pictures of my feet on the Internet again!

CRASHING THIS PLANE

DOING EUGENICS AGAIN

GAY

turning my friends into lesbians!

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CRAWLIIING IN MY SKIIIIN

With no survivors!

Shitposting on Sup Forums again!

WHOA

BOUT TO DO IT AGAIN

Stand aside, honey. I'll take care of this.

- making their own comic book publishing company, cartoon studio and television channel so they can greenlight and support ideas that were originally rejected by the major companies because they don't fall into the cut and dry ideas that the major companies rehash again and again!

>...gunning down black people in the streets.

MOM PHINEAS AND FERB ARE BEING CREEPS

MOOOOM
PHINEAS AND FERB ARE RUMMAGING THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER

Yeah, blame it on the boys.

Summoning a Dream Daemon!

Why else would it keep happening?

Whatever helps you sleep at night Candace

>Turning

Yea suurre, Stacy just dressed up as Scarlet Pimpernel for shits and giggles.

Stacey is gay as springtime.

Well it wasn't exactly her first choice.

>MOM! Phineas and Ferb are-CHUP CHUP CHUP

BATMAN IS REALLY BRUCE WAYNE!

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No he isn't Bruce Wayne is a D Bag

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Stacy definitely embraced the role after switching though.

Wrong superhero universe.

Hell yea. She was totally trying to move into getting a kiss.

... Organizing a maid cafe!

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It would explain why Stacy put up with Candace through so much shit.

Thor, she's under aged.

Everyone is underaged to Thor.

>Stacy convinces Phineas and Ferb to force Candance into a variety of scenarios so she has a chance to lewd on her.

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Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?

Who is she, Tomoyo?

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>While Jeremy watches

Making a sex machine that will satisfy our urges

>Japanese girl with long black hair
>Bestest friends with an energetic and quirky girl
>Readily accompanies her friend on any random adventure, regardless of her personal desires, readily helping her out in anyway she can
Well, she has a lot in common...

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Does Stacy film everything? And make Candace wear questionable outfits?

CANCELLING THE NEW SHOW

If there is ever a Phineas and Ferb porn parody, Candice being shut up by the insertion of dicks into her moth just as she's about to tell on them deserves to be a scene.

Of course

why has no one made this?!

>WOW! Wonderful!

>How sick are we talking?
>Bad cold at worse.
>Wouldn't your mom just send me home instead?
>You don't know our mom.

The best part is how uncomfortable Candace looks.

Why Isabella dont fuck Phineas?

Even better. Stacy wears the questionable outfit to draw Candace's attention.

Because no one has ever thought of it until now.

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>Japanese girl with long black hair
uh, user...

Early episodes have this idea of Stacy is obsessed with Candace, i remember a episode where she have a secret room with Candace photos.

Writers cut Stacy because the idea of lesbians in Disney cartoons is offensive

>i remember a episode where she have a secret room with Candace photos.
I don't.. but that isn't something disney would cut. see Starfan.

BOUT TO DO IT

STARTING A STRIP CLUB AND THEY SAY I'LL BE ON CENTER STAGE!

Bullshit.

peeping at me in the shower!
>no, Candace, it's a safety camera!
>80% of all household injuries happen in the loo.

I think you're conflating that with Hey Arnold which Dan Povenmire also worked on.

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We all know how the day will end for them.

That would be an excellent TV movie.

Planning a terrorist attack with Baljeet!

STARTING A PERSONALITY CULT AROUND PERRY

>Hints don't work, let's try the direct method.

Nothing compares to Tomoyo's sheer dedication though.

double-teaming me again!

>a kiss from the flower petals

hat was the least believable part of that whole series.

I mean, I like the concept, but Candace was pretty committed to Jeremy's dick and only Jeremy's dick.

Their hats don't look that outrageous.

Stacy would be a good caretaker for when Candace is sick

That's just nasty man, I don't care how clean you think your mouth is.

yeah porn stuff shouldnt be taken seriously

Stacy could always compromise and share Candace with Jeremy.

It's a common theme.

i'm sure she'd let stacy watch if jeremy was okay with it
and he would be
because he's pretty chill

Homosexuality or bisexuality by themselves are boring, but when there's an attraction between people that transcends their sexuality, when they feel it and are aware of it but don't quite dare to make that final step — that's hot as fuck. The relationship between these two is hotter the way it was than if they just fucked.

I kinda like the idea that Candace is completely oblivious to girls wanting her body.

Mechanical incompatibilities.

This is why best friend-type characters are shipped to hell and back moreso than what the show's canon couples are.

Recording me on the toilet!

>Well, we wanted to try a different approach to "shit posting"

After seeing her in jeans, it's pretty clear why they would want her.

>fucking each other again
>AAAAAAH RIGHT THERE AAAAAAAAH

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well, it's more like because friendship and love are both alien concepts nowadays, nobody would recognize them if they found them

it got canned?

No, it just went on hiatus like a month after starting.

in Disney-speak that's like getting renewed for 4 seasons in advance

why? that doesnt seem to promising for the series

DisneyXD is apparently hoarding new episodes of most of their lineup for a block.

Well it did start just before the holiday season, they probably didn't want it buried under all of their Christmas shit.

They suit her a lot better than that skirt.

Just think of the response she'll get when those mom genes kick in.