Marmaduke

marmaduke

Scooby Doo

Merchandise Mart.

marmaduke.

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what went wrong?

and why the FUCK does marmaduke have more comments on gocomics than healthcliff!?

Marmaduke has existed for longer.

Heathcliff has more complex humor

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Ancient Marmaduke exists purely to spite all those around him.

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My god, before I scrolled all the way down, I thought that the guy was naked from the waist down. His pants texture was actually hair on his legs and ass, and I by his pose, expression, and that perfectly lined bush behind him, I thought he was farting on Marmaduke. That would be quite a weird subject for a newspaper comic.

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The Healthcliff is a nice touch.

You are not the first person to have made that mistake.

I probably have over 100 ancient Marmaduke comics that show just how much of a monster he used to be, but it's late, and I am tired.

The fuck's his problem?