Peter.... Come closer

>Peter.... Come closer.....

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>no uncle ben, Hitler was a monster who killed many.. Anyone who has even an ounce of respect for him does not realize what makes America so great.

just waiting on that sweet GET

>These guys, Goldberg and Cohen, they probably deserved what happened. Scratch that, they most definitely did. But just because you can beat them up, doesn't give you the right to not finish the job. Next time, after you exercised your civic privileges, exercise your civic responsibility and report them to your local officer, Pete. Remember: with great white power, comes great responsibility.
>Are you afraid I’m going to turn into some kind of liberal? Quite worrying about me, okay? Something’s different, I’ll figure it out. Stop lecturing me, please!
>I don’t mean to lecture and I don’t mean to preach… and I know I’m not your Fuhrer –
>THEN STOP PRETENDING TO BE!

what's a get

>AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH STOP THE AUSCHWITZ TRAIN THERE'S WHITE PEOPLE ON BOARD

It means get back to pleddit

Peter...remember...with aryan traits comes great ethnic cleansing

Some days the Jew gasses you

Get over here

>That's a cute outfit! Did your faggot, AIDS-riddled fudgepacker husband make it for you?

wow

that is unironically one of my favorite meimeis

something only Sup Forums children and shitposters would give a shit about

>You know Peter, these niggers are really getting out of hand nowadays. Used to be my pops had one or two hanging in the yard, put a fresh one up every Saturday when he went out for groceries. I used to try and knock their gold teeth out with my buddy's baseball bat - pops gave me a piece of candy for every baboon canine he found on the lawn. Those days are never coming back Peter.

How did he get away with this?

It was different time

What the hell? Raimi was truly ahead of his time.

>I know I'm not the Fuhrer-
>Then stop pretending to be!

i could see the pain on his face. what a great actor.

Ggggg8*88888

>BACK TO THE GAS CHAMBERS?!

Look morty I turned myself into a whole lotta 8s rick

Jesus Christ Watts.

>with great power comes...
>the fourth reich yeah i know grandpa

>BONESAW IS REEEEEDY
>to gas kikes

Can someone post the Uncle Ben pasta of him looking directly at the screen?

>With white power comes great responsibility.

i wonder why they changed this line in the DVD release

>"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the reaponsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>[Ben looks directly at the camera.]
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

Just look at that get. Praise Raimi
I loved this scene in the first spider-man movie
>I'm not going out there, he said my name wrong. It was the human holocaust, not the final solution

lol thank you

i remember half the theater gasping when this scene happened. people weren't ready for raimi's vision.

>He was white, Peter.
>All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act and one of my own gets me.
>Was I wrong, boy?
>Uncle Ben, h-he looked Italian...
>Oh Peter, thank you.
>[Uncle Ben dies smiling]

>You think I reclaimed this corporation from the spider-like grip of the Jews to take shit from a brainwashed limp wristed liberal like yourself? I fed a Goldberg to one of the printing machines for Christ-sake. Now I want pictures of Spiderman stat. And if you don't like what I print, stick around. When the train to Auschwitz starts picking up undesirables, guess who'll be printing the tickets?

>”Peter I don’t ever want to see you doing that ‘Mary Jane’ shit. That’s for gooks, spooks and mooks. If my Pa caught me doing that I’d be strung up with the rest of them, he used to tell me that niggers are good for nothing other than making wool. He didn’t believe in harming sheep Pete, he said they’re too innocent for it. Like you, don’t lose your innocence, all prime pussy is slayed by pretending you’re cute, I told you the story of how I ate your aunt mays ass in the back of my car on our first date? Take off your stupid glasses, hit the weights and act like a gentleman and maybe you’ll get the snatch from the redhead next door...what was her name again?”

>"Dr. Connor's student! He says you're brilliant..."
>[Peter smiles, flattered]
>"He also says you're as lazy as a nigger cashing a welfare check on Martin Luther King Day."

Wow Raimi

uncle ben is one of the most complex characters i cinema

UGH thank god we live in more civilized times now

Someone post man of spiders, it's my favourite.

>Mook
>Italian slur
Wait, was Uncle Ben not white after all? Was all this resentment built up because he could never be truly part of the master race?

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every time without fail

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>aging pills

>Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the 5th?

>Did Himmler sleep before he started the gas chambers?

>Ah Rosie, I love this boy!

jesus christ raimi

>I know I’m not your Fuhrer
Every time. Kek!

>can he lynch niggers dead take a look overhead

''Peter... Harvey Weinstien, if your real father''

that is excellent

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I'm the Human Holocaust

im actually going to puke im laughing so hard

>It's you who's out, Gobby! Out of your mind from the kuru disease degenerating your nervous system after decades of ritualistic occult child rape and cannibalism with your filthy goblin Jew conspirators such as George Soros, John Podesta and James Alefantis as well as the Clintons and their associates! Only a fourth reich will cleanse your vile kikery from this once-beautiful nation!

I think I finally understand this one.

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>The Human Holocaust? That's it? That's the best you got?
>Come on kid, at least pick something that actually happened!

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>I'm somewhat of a Holocaust denier myself.

holy shit

>...snee.......d...........

samefag

>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part o the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake....

one of the controversial character deaths of all time

samefag

Unused dvd cover art for the spiderman trilogy box set

Don't compare me to a filthy fucking anime poster.

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When did spider man turn into 8mm

>Sometimes, Peter, late at night when you and your aunt have already gone to sleep, but I'm still up, feeling anxious, like there are ants under my skin, I sneak out and drive in to the city. I troll the streets for any cheap hooker I can find, I take her to a no-tell motel somewhere and just do the most depraved things to her, sexual things. Sometimes it's not enough, I feel like I'm going insane in that house, in that life. After the things I've seen and the things I've done... in Vietnam... I feel like a stranger, a creature of some sort wearing the skin of Ben Parker. So I use the connections in this seedy underworld I've made over the years to score some poor girl nobody's going to miss... and I just strangle her, Peter. I don't know, it helps me calm my nerves, it helps me keep sane. I wanted to tell you this, Peter, so you know and understand that what you're feeling right now, is nothing. Do you understand how worthless you sound to me right now? Do you?

This monologue really confused me when I was 10

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When did spider man become american psycho

kek

That was Columbia's idea

For next time change it to "'Nam" instead of Vietnam and post a picture of Ben and this is pretty good.

I didn't come in this thread for feels

Listen here man. I wasnt the one who posted this post MTSBWY. (May the Sneed be with you)

>Oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye chinks from a helicopter in the middle of a some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the supple brown nymph you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a rickety bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing her gook village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

>That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?

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When are we going to get the vocaroo this deserves?

Get this hothead outta here!

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Finally this meme shows the right sequencing for the glasses.

Someday I hope Sup Forums rewrites the entire Spiderman script and then dubs over the entire movie.

pages.drexel.edu/~ina22/splaylib/Screenplay-Spider-Man.htm

If we just went line by line we could do it.

>Hey!! Watch the homophobia, kid. If you make anymore offensive remarks towards our LGBT friends I'll have you evicted from the premises.
>Youre right, Bonesaw. I'm sorry

The re-release of this movie just isnt the same.

Kek

>Southern Europe
>White
GETOUDDAHEYAH

>southern europe
>the birth of western civilization

A man does not sleep in a crib.

These posts really show the sick and twisted minds that Sup Forums users possess.

Wait till you see a penis dude, now thats some twisted shit

One time I saw someone on this website post the word nigger and they weren't even doing it in an ironic way.

>Nippon Strong, Nippon Strong
>Imperial Japan did nothing wrong!
>Rape of Nanking?
>No such thing!
>Experiment on GIs?
>Allied lies!
>Look out!
>The Red Sun rises again!
jesus raimi

>Shadilay, Peter! Praise Kek! #MAGA God Emperor! 4D chess!
This was gibberish to me in 2002 but I get it now.

remember that line from the movie. Ben is one interesting fucker I'll tell you what

>Peter...expose those kike producers. First Weinstein...then all of hebrewood will fall.
Jeez, it all makes sense now.

An Unlce Ben GET is coming.

This is, nigger

WE WUZ CAESARS 'N GABAGOOL 'N SHIEET TONE

This will never not be funny

>Peter, please remember to pick up those Tiki torches on your way home from school. Your aunt and I are taking the Challenger up to Charlottesville first thing in the morning.

>brown nymph
>her

You fucked it up.

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