Why didn't they just poof her?

Why didn't they just poof her?

No reason to make more waves

Would they even have beenable to?

Already a poof.

she's made of the hardest metal known to man

God they're all so fucking ugly.

Blackmail is easier to get away with. If they poofed her, there would be evidence in the fact she was missing. But blackmail and she is gonna cover up thier tracks.

Plus she gets to return as a villain later. Trying to get back at them to cover up her own mistake.

I think you just looked into the mirror by accident

>Diamond
>Metal
Really, man?

skinny jasper is cute! cute!!!

That's not even a diamond.

Four on one, plus the amethysts would probably help.
Plus, Garnet knocked her over with a single punch, sans gauntlet. Pretty sure Garnet or Pearl would be enough to poof her.

what are the chances of the team using all the bubbled quartz as an army

a battle like that would draw the attention of two diamonds in no time
plus, even if all those amys are up to challenge a second class officer I don't think they would challenge two diamonds, they are rebellious, but only to a extent

do all earth gems belong to pink diamond?
we got a bunch of earth gems in the last episode and they all are in pinks diamond zoo

>plus, even if all those amys are up to challenge a second class officer I don't think they would challenge two diamonds, they are rebellious, but only to a extent

And I don't think they're actually capable of running the station. The Quartzs still on the station need her too.

But at least this answers the question of, "How the hell are they going to stand against Homeworld with just 5 Crystal Gems?"

Now they have a whole army of Quartzes.

has there been a leaked episode or something? Google aint giving me shit

Why does no one ever bring up White Diamond? Are even Yellow and Blue too scared to bring her up?

Yes. 5 episodes leaked the other night. Check kisscartoon.

For the same reason that Hogan didn't just kill Colonel Klink.

>Check kisscartoon
lol

Because then she wouldn't be able to get booped and btfo by pearl inspiring dom porn

> Those fucking nigger lips
Seriously what's the appeal to this show's art style that produces waves of porn?

>nigger lips
t. White """"""""" person""""""""

Earth was her planet, so probably.

Some of us like full, dick sucking lips you Eurocentric faggot.

You know it user

jasper fags on suicide watch

I demand more.. More!

>she is the coolest cat
>she is a smooth operator
>she will never get another second of screen time, ever

goddamn you Sucrose

>Implying the zoo quartzes won't come back

Angry non-white, non-asian detected.

It's alright user, if you try very hard, make some money, and move to a real country, you too might be able to get an actually attractive girlfriend.

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DELET THIS

>lips obviously belong to some 70 year old woman
kek

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>no picture of her sexy back and ass

Thanks user. I couldn't have done it without you

>i'll show you how being racism is wrong by being racist

lol

>thin jasper is the space Fonzie
drawfags, you have a new objective in life that is to produce as many thin jasper fonzie images as you can.

>It's like white people don't even know they all look like a bunch of pointy ass goblins.....

Are you seriously under the delusion that we won't be going back to the Zoo at some point? Nothing in this show stays stand alone forever.

Seriously, there's at least three new plot threads in it, the zoomans, their CG-quartz guards, and the bubbled Rose Quartzes. You'll see your new waifu again.

yes but
>will thine jasper join the gang?
>will thine Jas move to Earth, and become the leader of beach City cool kids?
>will thine jas and Stevonie become besties and fight crime together?

tell me user, you think sucrose will give us that?

Who said being racist is wrong faggot? Certainly not me.
You wanna be racist I'll be racist back you inbreed hick sister fucker.

Redeemed Apex Jasper will be leader of the rubies and other earth gems of the zoo station

>thine
It's thin. Dumbass.

Who?

Please, we all know the radical Earthquartz brigade will be wearing Crystal Gem colours by the end of the show.

Soon they're gonna need a bigger barn.

>not fucking your sister
Smhtbhfam

Fuck you

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it yours jasper ?

>they decide go to Earth.
>take zoo with them.
>crash land it on the barn, because they are all quartzes, lol
WHAT COULD POSSIBLE GO WRONG?

>not liking full lips

Take your pick m8.

>amy schumer's lips

Why the fuck did I recognize those?
What is wrong with me?

Gotta rebuild the Crystal Gems somehow. A bunch of mistreated quartzes seems a good place to start. Let's go full on Peace Walker/Mass Effect with it at this point.

>They park the zoo on the barn
>Andy comes for a visit
>"OH COME ON!"

This ain't a human though. That's a pig.

>Andy begin to scold the Quartz
>Holy like the way he deal with them
>and damn, Andy also like a big girl
>they marry and kinda adopt all quartz
>holyday reunions are back!

Nah. He is still in Korea wondering where everybody went

I want Andy to sex the big Agate.

silly user
the big Agate sexes you, not the other way around
get ready for some soft BDSM snu-snu

But it'll happend just like my japanese animos where the roles are switched two pages in.

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Blue Agate is a mineral, not a metal and its not particularly dense.

I just want to spank that ass with a spatula and serve it for breakfast

The western porn artists are obsessed with fat lips.

They did not know amethysts would side with them
high

I wonder how Steven is going to react to an entire Army of women that look exactly like his mom.

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Jasper being a Kronk style henchman is my head cannon

Jaspers spank you

>ignoring contradictory evidence from the show itself and still making up retarded head canons of a character's personality
???????

>having fun with a kids show
Makes me sick too man

>I wonder how Steven is going to react to an entire Army of women that look exactly like his mom.
I wonder how greg would, once he had that melt down when Amy shapeshift into rose n all

>Lapis sharing a barn with thirty or so burly Jasper-looking beefslabs
>can't turn anywhere without seeing one of them
>can't listen to her teevee dramas without hearing them working out and laughing chaddishly
>can't leave without one of them hanging around the door asking where she's going, just leaning there with those huge arms on display

I'm sure this will be fine.

I was hoping all the big Amys would come back to Earth with Steven.

How long did it take you to come up with that?

>dozens of Jaspers
>all of them listem to Dorito
>"Wow peridot, you are so smart!"
>" And cool! do that magnetic thing again!"
>"we love this cool stuff you make"
>"your fanfics about camp pinehearts are amazing!"
>"I absolutely love your blog, peridot!!!"
>Dorito is in heaven

I need this. Right now.

Good luck with that

It's also on dailymotion

is no one going to mention blue diamonds pearl??????

These two were great

forget yellow diamond

blue pearl is life now

What's wrong with YD?

holy fuck is there one for blue diamond

i just want to hold blue diamonds hand and kidnap the pearl

I love that they seemed to be fairly practiced at this. Y'know, just in case their Diamonds need an impromptu musical number.

Not enough screen time. Yellow is best Diamond.

ALL THESE FUCKING NAY SAYERS GOING ON ABOUT YELLOW DIAMOND
UNACCEPTABLE

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Can someone post the entire room of amethysts? Like that has to be my favorite part, and the red one was cool, i can't remember her name.

ayyy

Red Shorty was a Jasper