Champions #4 Storitime

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#hitsnooze
#stayasleep
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>trips
Satan confirms sam x viv OTP is fated and canonical.

He'll never get his robot waifu

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#WOKE ME UP

If his helmet broke, shouldn't he be naked?

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Hey, look! The comic was funny, just once. It's a New Year's miracle.

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Where is Ben Carson when you nerd him?

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Don't worry Kamala, you'll be figthingg on opposite sides of IvX soon enough.

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Why is Hulk a guido?
Why is Spiderman a nigger?
Why is Miss Marvel a sand nigger?
Why is vision some tramp?

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>Atlantis now claiming airspace
Makes sense I guess, especially after Hyperion.

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SERIOUSLY? They jobbed to some Atlantean mooks? Even the Hulk?

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The end

>i dont read comics the post

Shit....

This isn't on the Win thread, where'd you get it?

Hey this was pretty go-
oh fuck this shit

oh for fucks sake

Boo

they never learn

Gwen, come on. You're better than this. Besides, Miles already knows you're a homicidal maniac.

huh, where does this Miles get his web fluid supply from?

Worldwide torrent

Lol Miles is pretty fucking useless in this team, also he's the only one who hasn't had some major or significant moment.

>Why is Hulk a guido?
He is a gook not a guido, get your shit together, user.
>Why is Spiderman a nigger?
Spider-Man has always been a nigger.
>Why is Miss Marvel a sand nigger?
Because Carol is a fascist that supports terrorism.
>Why is vision some tramp?
Vision had a daughter. He's not a very good father.

>bigbootyheffy
kek

new Hulk is Korean, you smeghead

Have you been under a rock for like 3 years?

>Jobbing to fucking Atlanteans off-screen
It would have been slightly more acceptable if Attuma had been the one that attacked and captured him.

Amadeus Cho, he's existed for years as a supporting character.
Legacy Character, old Spiderman is still around.
Legacy Character, old Mrs Marvel is still around.
Its Vision's daughter.

Of all the book's problems, the identity of the team members doesn't even make the list.

If he's supposed to be a slant, why did they draw him like this?

I stand by my TykexKamala ship.

>you people
IS THAT A MICRO AGGRESSION, MILES?

Thanks, Hyperion.

Tumblr: the team meets Reddit: the character

He was really no more useless than Kamala

stole a line from Reed's Ms. Marvel run. yay, plagarism

That is a horrible battle cry. Don't let Chulk choose your battlecry.

They didn't. They drew him like The Miz.

How's the viv vision porn coming along

NO. STOP IT WAID. DO NOT TOUCH MY WAIFU.

Cool, can't wait to see how terribly Waid writes her.

Why that foreboding shot of the Atlantians. It looks like they are about to be crushed.

>because the world still needs heroes
>stealing Thunderstrike's tagline
That makes me almost as mad as Deadpool getting "World's Greatest Comic Magazine."

LAST ISSUE: The Champions helped some women being oppressed by Islamic extremists, then flew away. Will the team return to save the defenseless women against the inevitable retribution of the evil men? LOL! Of course not! They're SUPER HEROES! They've got shit to do! They have "real world problems" to address! And by "real world problems" we mean "the same lame crossovers every cape book has, but with a whole bunch of pretentious bullshit thrown in!" TUNE IN NEXT TIME, TRUE BELIEVERS!

It doesn't even make sense since the world already has plenty of heroes, what do they mean by it?

youtube.com/watch?v=L7Tm1Em3JU0

STOP

Waid typically ignores the "Lose all of your nova force if the black helmet comes off" weakness in this and ANAD Avengers.

>falling for the Marvel meme
You deserve this.

Why are people so upset about this, from what I've seen of her book she has shit taste and this is completely in character for her

>"not like I can get another helmet"
You literally have a giant pile of them in your garage.

#FUCKOFF

Praise lord Mephisto!
For each marriage he takes away, he gives us another.

>Aye!
Masketta?

IMHO, the tweets are a perfect summary of what's wrong with this book. A look at "real world problems" that's shallow and ignorant, that ignores any hint of controversy or darkness, that is aimed at other shallow people who tweet a lot.

This issue was a missed opportunity. They could have explored Atlantis' role in the world, how the people of Atlantis are reacting to Namor dying and then coming back, the aftermath of Atlantis getting blown up twice in Infinity. The Champions spouted a lot of bullshit about "we're going to be different". Here was yet another chance. They treated the Atlanteans as just another set of disposable mooks. Was the ship's crew ok after the team let all the water out and then flew off? Who knows? The Champions sure don't. If the Champions were smart they would have calmly gone to trial and used it as a platform to speak to Atlantean authority figures. They would have had a chance to do....something instead of the usual "talking is hard, let's kick ass and leave".

Every single issue Waid proves that this book's premise was fatally flawed from the beginning. It was never going to work without some serious writing talent......talent that Waid does not have.

It's not that she has shit taste (which would be common actually for a normal marvel reader, heh) but the fact that Mark "My wife left me then became a lesbo" Waid, aka Mr. Social Justice Warrior Nutjob is gonna write her, which will probably be end up shitting on her book, or completely ignoring all her continuity.

I mean, it might feel I'm becoming a character-fag, but sometimes a bad writer can destroy years of great stories.
Case in point being BENDIS.

It ran out in the very first X-men comic though.
Cyclops' check to make sure he didn't annihilate everything with eye punches was that it could run dry and cause him to faint.

Are you prepared for another dose of preaching disguised as storytelling, user?

came to post this, have all my upboats

They can't breathe air. Namor can only do so because he's a hybrid. They're all suffocating to death. Our heroes just murdered an atlantean military force.

gender/race/swap teen diversity team GO!!!

and Ramos' art still sucks

>Cyclops Was Right!

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Well that was better than the last few issues.
Low bars surpassed.

The funny part is that this would be entirely in character since securing a spot on a team full of people that she thinks/knows are popular or have fans would go along with her motivations for attempted meta-survival. The problem is she probably thinks Viv is the one that's gonna get fridged when she's actually the prime target.
That and she probably didn't expect Waid to be doing as awful a job as he's doing right now. Not being able to reference books after secret wars is gonna cause her to make more and more mistakes as time goes on.

Pretty sure Gwen should know better than to join a team of teenage Marvel heroes.

>Go for Champions!
>Kamala constantly written out of character
>Nova not losing his suit when he takes his helmet off
>Nova can't breathe underwater, despite the fact that his helmet can protect him from suffocating in space and provide him air indefinitely
>adding Gwenpool to the team for no reason other than to try and get more sales
Only good thing about Champions is Cyclops, but he's going to fuck off after IvX anyway.

Cyclops, you're not even blasting the dude. What the fuck are you doing? Do not attack the Planet Mars.

I read it for Cyclops and for Miles/Sam bromance.

>Miles/Sam bromance
Post O N E example of this existing.

When will Sam get his robot waifu? Come one! Sam X Viv power!

Viv is Cho's waifu tho

They are surprisingly cute together. Definitely this shipping must happen

Not for long

yeah, Laura is stealing him in Ghost Rider.

#(CANTWOKEUP)

Devil trips. This page is extra cursed. Sam will get cucked again.

>Form team looking to solve real world problems in non-Avengers fashion
>Solve real world problem (intrusion of other nations' borders with spy tech) in the most disrespectful Avengers way possible...

WAID'S SO WOKE YOU GUYS

dat cute lower back