Is he right, Sup Forums?

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i sincerely believe Neil is a literal child

Depends. If Morrison is writting Batman not even God can stop him

Neil is retarded

Actually, he's a fully grown adult.

Yes. Batman is just a rich guy who's good with martial arts. Some might argue that Captain America almost killed Iron Man in Civil War, but Cap actually has powers, it was 2 against 1, and the suit was already damaged from the airport fight.

Does Neil actually done any contributions in science or does he only state scientific observations for trash tv?

how does that affect the outcome of the fight you retard nigger

H-he's right

Tyson is actually on the level of Nye at this point. He hasn't done any real work in over two decades. He published a very small number of papers when he was active. He's essentially the diversity hire Carl Sagan who actually took him on as a protege for the typical liberal reason. He was a black kid everyone in the field thought they had a duty to promote. If he'd been white his academic advisors would have told him to go into engineering and he'd be a specialist working on some minor component for a government subcontactor.

Bruce is paranoid and has gadgets and precautions for every conceivable scenario.
He owns his own company, he knowns what goes on. I highly doubt Bruce would use something he didn't fully understand, most of his gadgets are either built or modified by him personally.


My money's on the guy with extensive combat training - Batman

>global warming is devastating the earth
>countless cancers and viruses still have no cures
>space travel has ground to a halt since the last moon visit
>most inventions tailored towards millenials with 2 second attention spans
>still no sexbots
>quippy science negro focuses public attention on capeshit
it didn't have to be this way

Bruce would have some sort of shit to disable the Iron Man suit.

>tyson asked about the control issue with super intelligent AI
>'lol ill just unplug it'

He actually said that. He said he would just unplug it or shoot the computer with a gun. This guy is not a thinker.

First of all, he has a degree in theoretical physics not fictional character power-levels. Second of all, batman is way smarter than iron man, and a way better fighter. If he can fuck up superman he can fuck up an alcoholic in a robosuit. Who gives a shit who made his batarangs?

Iron Man wins, but that's not why, he just has more destructive tech in his usual getup.

You're a fucking retarded loser. The world is a great place you're just a stupid cunt who lives through memes on Sup Forums instead of the actual world. Do your poor parents a favor and just kill yourself already so they can move on.

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He's right though.

electrical grenades short circuit the suit long enough for bruce to jump on.
magnetic grenades to lock tony's arms in place, then bruce just steers them into a building before gliding off at the last second
ironically, bruce made all his own batarangs, he has his own forge in his batcave

>Batman learns he is fighting Iron Man
>Batman pulls one single EMP grenade from bat cave
>also just as a precaution he has Alfred hack Iron Man's suit ready to press the eject button when Iron Man flies out of Batman's range.

This is fucking embarrassing

what part of "super intelligent AI connected to the internet" don't you understand, you buffoon

>b-b-but batman is prepared for anything
t. DCuck

iron man has missiles and lazers and doesn't have some faggy code about not killing people

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>well I don't fucking know jackshit about comcis shieeeeet
>but my nigga tony is a scientist just like me so he can kick Batman's ass all the way through town

>global warming

I'm more concerned with my continent being filled with subhuman niggers than some pissing public funded, half-baked tripe.

does he only state scientific observations for trash tv?

this, and they're not scientific as they are scientific sounding.

You need to stop watching movies.

Both will have contingency plans for the other. Tony has a higher level of technology but is arrogant and won't have as well-developed a strategy. Bruce will go for a low-tech scenario that will lure Tony into a situation where his technology is either disabled or useless.

Bruce is the superior fighter. His suit is arguably more versatile, and I'd reckon he'd have an easy time winning using his standard load out utility belt, and nearby surroundings.

He has a few papers:

haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/curriculum-vitae#research

None where he's the primary author past 1993. The guy isn't stupid, 'cause he did get a PhD and publish some research, but he's obviously not a brilliant scientist. He found his niche, and the fame is going to his head. He's pretty much a neckbeard.

>EMP
>hack his armor
Tony surely had never seen these before.

This nigger is so fucking stupid.

Batman is a scientist and an engineer. He basically can do anything. He was conceived as the BEST version a human can become become if they study and train hard enough.

>space travel has ground to a halt since the last moon visit

bcause they didn't go to the moon, and the sooner people realize that the less disappointed they'll be with the lack of the future that was promised

iorn man would avoid killing batman though.

bruce would know he couldn't win and just wouldn't fight him

...wut

Why would you lie on the internet?

He has the emotional and mental acuity of a child. Probably due to all the weed he smoked back in his university days.

He seems very narcissistic and insufferable. Everything he does is about stroking his ego.

>black
He's not even totally black. His mom's Puerto Rican or some shit and his dad was black I think. He's perfect for the role though as black/racially ambiguous science guy.

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no

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kek

Why would you post a bunch of virgins?

>>space travel has ground to a halt since the last moon visit
Nah. There are a TON of limitations towards making colonies both economical, and safe. We need an orbital body or planet with enough mass so there's enough gravity that being there for more than a few months doesn't fuck you up. The closest we have is Mars but that has it's own limitations, not only is the gravity there far less than Earth's but there's a bunch of other shit too. Personally I think the biggest limitation is the long term sustainability of a colony (you can't have a "colony" where people get rotated out every six months so their bodies don't fall apart")

it um
it just backs itself up to the cloud

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I love these.

>defeats a god
>can't beat an alcoholic

NDT is the worst

>science man asked question on trivial topic he is not an expert in
>gives imperfect answer
(You)

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I mean, it's no astrophysics, but the concept of delegation is pretty tough I suppose...

Tony Stark literally built a dyson sphere. yes, its in recent numale SJW Marhlel, but still. He. Built. A. Dyson. Sphere.

The most Batman could manage was making OMAC. And even he couldn't control that.

Its a curbstomp - Iron Man has the superior tech.

He's not trying to give a good answer. He's trying to sound clever by making a point that doesn't relate to the question at all.

Carl Sagan smoked a lot of weed too.
It's because he's black.

He's basically a Rick & Morty "I fucking love science" liberal and the only reason he hasn't guest starred on the show is because Dan Harmon hasn't thought of it.

And what the fuck is dyson sphere?

Tony Stark has unlimited manufacturing resources. Bruce Banner has unlimited prep time.

From that incredibly small surface Reed has zero reason to conclude Tony is building a Dyson Sphere. Also, if it was being built to spec, there would be no visible curvature in that surface.

ia hollow shell around the sun the diameter of the earth's orbit, or larger. it's meant to capture all the available energy of the star. it's Charles Dyson's idea of what a Type II civilization would construct.

Literally just unplug the internet and make a new one. Not hard.

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Fucking hack comic book writers.

A dyson sphere uses more material than exists in the solar system.

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Based. Sup Forums btfo by science once again

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This, and if he even understood the subject in which he's supposed to be an expert, he should conclude Batman would have the advantage -because- he has a team of engineers. People in STEM know the idea of the inventor is a myth in modern tech development.

Yeah but Batman is white and Tony is Mexican so..

They just can't compete with the BBC.

This is actually a hippy-dippy Sagan quote.

kek

Good god these guys are loathsome.

Why the fuck would advanced civilization build such immense construction for energy? By the time they are able to build it, they should've already harnessed thermonuclear power.

>Bruce Banner has unlimited prep time.
>Banner
Bat-Hulk?

This is why you'll never be part of an advanced civilization

It's part of a thought experiment called The Kardashev Scale. It's a theoretical classification for tiers of technological civilization. In the scale there are three types, classed by their level of energy consumption:

Type I uses all the available energy on its planet, including nuclear fuel (fission and fission)

Type II uses all the available energy in their solar system

Type III uses all the available energy in their galaxy

>Guys not stupid
It's not even hard to get good at physics when you have famous astrophysicists like Carl Sagan mentoring you

> *fission and fusion

They damn near destroy the earth while Steve and Clark try and fix the mess. This is Tony, who in the MCU created fucking Ultron, and Bruce, who in the comics created Brother Eye. Their technological arms race would be a thing of nightmares.

>batman
>hires the best of the best to create his stuff so he knows it works the way he wants it to
>because he lets other people build his stuff he has more time to fight crime
>knows martial arts so he can defend himself even if he doesn't have the suit

>iron man
>invents all his shit
>high chance of failure leading him to spend more time inventing shit than fighting crime
>lets the suit fight for him leaving him vulnerable if it fails

>countless viruses have no cure
literally no virus has ever had a cure

stark has what in the dc universe is described as a 12th level intellect
he's a marty stue to highest degree

The first thing Bruce would do is hit him with an EMP. Twice. It wouldn't work. Iron man would beat him down, then open his visor to try to have a man to man talk. That's when Bruce would hit him with the third EMP.

or he would throw a batarang bomb at his arc reactor

That's part of all the shit he would try during the proper fight. The final EMP would be the fallback plan.

Does intelligence matter unless they have to build from scratch

He doesn't spend his time trying to get people to think of capeshit, he probably just got asked about it by somebody.

Batman doesn't kill. Iron Man does. Iron Man has tank destroying missles that shoot out of his wrist and he can fly. Other than in some preptime meme where Batman tricks Iron Man it's not even a contest.

batman does kill

batman has the higher ground then, batman wins by default

It would be smart to bet on Iron Man considering he's got a fucking flying armored suit with lasers and missiles in it. But it's not like Batman has 0 idea how his equipment works just because he didn't personally make 100% of it

no he fucking doesn't. The entire Nolan trilogy was explicitly about his "one rule" being and the moral dilemmas that came from it. Even in the retarded Snyder attempt the point of him killing was that he had "fallen." And even then when his whole mission was to kill Superman he flaked out because of MUH MARTHA, and by the end of the movie is supposed to have gone back to not killing.

Even in TDKReturns and No Mans Land and other comics where he's more of a sadistic sociopath the point is that he still refuses to kill because it's more fucked up not to. Its scarier to maim and cripple someone and leave them alive to tell the horror story.

And in a fight between him and Iron Man, he clearly wouldn't be trying to kill him. Canon Batman doesn't goddamn kill.

nolan trilogy is shit

>t. knownothing faggot kid

>Bruce is one of the most capable martial artists on the planet with the ability to autistically think on his feet better than most anyone on the planet
>is able to go toe to toe with fucking Superman and win on occasion
>has saved the universe on multiple occasions, once or twice on his own
>Tony is a guy with money who relies on his shitty suit
Bruce EMPs Tony's suit and rips him out. Neil confirmed for casual.

So he would favor John Browning in a duel versus Chris Kyle?

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Without prep time Iron Man wins.
With prep time Batman wins.
It's not that fucking hard.