RWBY/RT General #1100: Trust Nobody Edition

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BEST GIRL

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If Geralt of Rivia was transported to Remnant, given an aura and semblance, and became a Hunter...

How long would it take him to bed every important female over the age of 20?

Fourth for Best Boy

That's not Merc

I was trying to find some info about Jaune's emblem and that's what I found

>The crescent stands for one who has been ‘enlightened and honoured by the gracious aspect of his sovereign’. It is also borne as a symbol of the hope of greater glory in heraldry.

>Knights returning from the crusades introduced the crescent, the badge of Islam, into the language of heraldry. The heraldic crescent has a very deep base and curving horns that quickly sharpen to point close together.

>Crescents also represent the moon that lights the night sky for travellers, though it does not resemble the shape of a crescent moon very closely. In English arms it’s was also a mark of cadency signifying the second son.

>The reversed crescent is a crescent with the horns turned down. The term increscent indicates a crescent with the horns facing the observer’s left, and decrescent is a crescent facing the observer’s right.

>The crescent symbol was long used as a symbol of the Moon in astrology, and by extension of Silver in alchemy
Jaune somehow related to the Silver eyes or maybe hint towards his semblance ?
Lancaster confirmed ?

>Its ancient association with Ishtar/Astarte and Diana is preserved in the Moon (as symbolised by a crescent) representing the female principle (as juxtaposed with the Sun representing the male principle), and (Artemis-Diana being a virgin goddess) especially virginity and female chastity.

Is that why Pyrrha died a virgin ? any thoughts ?

Do you think Blake's sense of smell is advanced enough she could smell when the rest of RWBY were on their periods when they were together?

We need more Neo

Nope

I actually dont have that one.

Its the one where Mercury wears a dress right?

Here is a response.
I have acknowledged you and the fact that you've done a thing.

Now stop reposting it.

Shut up Sakura.

Here ya go. I cobbled that cap from the archives

How come Yang doesn't get more screentime? Hers is probably the story i most wanted to see.

What did you say about my tits user ?!

No important supporting characters around her, so her screentime doesn't help others by proxy.

Blake said she likes to lick them, is it true?

FLAT
IS
JUS
TICE

They are iddy biddy titties

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>they're smaller than your sister's

>the iddy biddy tittie committee has arrived

What are you doing outside your room Weiss, aiming for another slap, huh?

>Winter
>Not letting Qrow die in a ditch while trying to think of a way to also get rid of Glynda.

Guys a fucking corpse in the last episode, his fucking circulating blood was discoloured. I will call BS if next episode Rubes reaches down and its 'OH QROW IS HURT AND NEEDS TO GET TO A HOSPITAL;

Not calm down mosquito bites

Your Ironwood and Winter ship isn't going to happen

>Passed out is now dead
It's like you guys want everyone to die every two seconds

Maybe aura can keep him alive long enough to get help

>yfw when it's alcohol

Guys got catastrohpic blood poisoning if his circulating blood is discoloured.

Pic related, he coughs some up, which proves it's not just the wound going septic but he is circulating discoloured blood. In reality, he'd be dead wayyyy before that if his blood was that fucked, but hay magic and whatever. But now it's circulating he has a -1 chance of survival.

I thought Aura was a barrier between the person and the environment. jaune is the only time we've seen Aura heal something, and unless Aura is upgraded in the muguffin dept I don't think it's going to cut it.

I'm curious why you wore a binder in your combat outfit.

The last song you listened to will be played at Qrow's funeral.

They're already in custody.

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Well. That's awkward.

So peaceful
They truly dindu nuffin and you should let them fuck your wives!

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Going to be one badass funeral then.

There's no way they'd kill off a character with that much story left to explain to the main characters in such an unceremonious fashion. Even Pyrrha got to die valiantly in battle
Aura can heal wound (to explain why most Hunters aren't scarred to crap by the nature of the job) but it seems to be pretty slow. As is, his aura is probably the only thing keeping Qrow alive
Raven is going to swoop in to give Qrow his one save, either with the help of some tribal medicine, some tribal magic or maybe we'll get our second Maiden and have Spring use magic on him to save him

On Jaune, people say that his healing was even temporary as later on we see his scratches back.

So if that was just aura, it wouldn't even last.

I forgot my image!
What a silly little white cis scum sexist I am!

>that much story left to explain
Like what? Even he said he needed asnwers from the Haven headmaster.

Whatever soapopera STRQ is could be explained by anyone else from the team as well.

I want to imagine that Qrow actually somehow magi-sucked/wind dusted the poison out and put on this elaborate "joke" to fool the kids so he could go back to tailing them from afar again without their immediate knowledge. I mean He wasn't bleeding during the campfire story, suddenly he starts up again randomly after a little sleep when no one was watching? I guess it's possible the wound reopened because of the poison, or he fought some grimm and shit got fucking opened again but the whole cliffhanger is strange to begin with.

Its stupid, but its just stupid enough for RT to attempt. Which is the sad part.

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I don't think any version of this would fit at a funeral. Especially not one this jazzy.

I honestly don't know how to feel about this
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Qrow was into vaporwave, apparently

It's probably BECAUSE it gets no screentime that you want to see it the most. If it got lots of focus it mind end up shit or just not live up to the potential you think it has in your head

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Wow this does not fit at all

> Big scoops
No.

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I don't think he's staying dead

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I have no words for this

>Jaune solves everyone's problems by riding on them like a backpack.

Eh, I feel like they wringed the last of the exposition they wanted to reveal at this point out of him.

His death like this in terms of POTTERY would highlight the REAL WORLD IS COLD aspect of Remnant.

Whatever the resolution to this, I guarantee anyone with a brainstem won't like it.

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oddly fitting. Good message for a funeral though.

I wonder how she is going to make her comeback and under what circumstances. I was under the impression that Monty just created her to be a vehicle for Yang to have a nemesis (Ruby had Cinder, Blake had Torchwick, Weiss had her daddy) and because he wanted a cool design.

She sort of took a life of her own when she became such a popular character despite having no development whatsoever. My hope is that she returns as a meaningful character and is not just left as a loose end to deus ex machina at a random point.

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He knows who/what Salem is, and he never even mentioned her during his plot dump to RNJR
He can transform into a fracking crow, I don't know about you but I want some answers on that.
He's no longer able to be RNJR's safety net, so now would be an ideal time for us to see Qrow the mentor who trained Ruby
If Haven's headmaster is the next key to the plot, why would he listen to 4 dropouts/survivors from Beacon? Qrow being there gives RNJR an in to see him and learn more
Wounds reopen in the night all the time
I know the writing is less than stellar, but there's no need to shit all over M&K and act like they're fucking brain dead retards. Their worst sin is biting off way more than they can chew and fucking up the pacing six ways to sunday

She lost the time slot because she couldn't hold onto it

Who would be the best mother for Kid user?

Pic related because experience

She joins Salem. If she goes on a personal quest to avenge Roman by herself then she won't last very long.

>Gets on top of Cinder
>After an hour of conversation about her tragic TM backstory Cinder admits that all she ever wanted to be was loved and accepted by her step mother and instead used Salem as a substitute to both please that authority figure and to lash out at the world.

Yeah but her kid is the worst

>He knows who/what Salem is, and he never even mentioned her during his plot dump to RNJR
But he DID mention her, and all he could say was that he doesn't know shit

How has nobody ended up teen pregnant yet? Does birth control even exist in this setting?

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LET HIM R.I.P

But he's not an Aztec god of fitness

>Kid user

How young are we talking here?

Aura protects and is ribbed for her pleasure

>Hotel California

nice

Not with that attitude

>Wanting small scoops
What, are you on a diet?

Taiyang is a worse father than Raven is a mother. Raven actually saved the life of Yang when she was in danger, not mock her PSTD and her handicapped condition. There are no decent fathers in RWBY.

i would laugh if this happened

Neo has nice big scoops

or at least she doesnt have small scoops.

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Saved her once, and only once.

She can freely not give any fuck about what happens with Yang now.

She laughed. He knew his audience and it was all good.

Old enough.

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He just need to get a grip

I want to bury my face in Neo's Neos!

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Big Scoops.
Yes

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A bit cheerful for a funeral.

>>big scoops
Yes.

I wonder if Tai ever sent Yang to a psychiatrist. Because losing your arm (especially at young age) is a very serious thing. That, plus witnessing so much death and destruction at the fall of Beacon.

They're definitely not poisonous.

I want to hold hands with Neo!

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Well shit. Looks like Susanoo is crashing a funeral for lulz.

Also, its funny how Qrow's story of creation pretty much mirrors Amaterasu and Susanoo's relationship.

>One creates as a hobby
>One destroys because he finds above disgusting

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Easy man! This is a blue board!

I'm watching it back, he doesn't mention her at all
And that still doesn't account for all the other stuff he has to explain (like him fobbing off the idea of using his own niece as bait with the words "not exactly"), or all the potential stories you could tell with Qrow out of the fight but still teaching RNJR.
RWBY isn't going to turn into Game of Thrones, no matter how much some people here seem to want it to

Thats a lot of hip Qrow has going on

>Summer Rose is innocent
She was literally plowed by Qrow or Tai if not by both

Also is there porn of team milf or Summer ?

Qrow saved Yang's and Rubes' life before. Unlike her deadbeat sister, he's more than willing to repeat that act more than once and doesn't treat it like it's a hassle. Face it: Raven is worse parent. She makes Weiss' parents look compassionate in comparison.

>Be Jacques
>the company you own is constantly being attacked by furries and commies
>try not to let it get to you but end up lashing out at the worst moments
>oldest daughter fucks off to join the military
>second daughter wants to go to school on a different continent
>wife won't talk to you even when she's sober enough to speak
>only friend only comes around when it's about business
>find out that your daughter's school was destroyed by terrorists
>get on the first ship to Vale to bring her home
>she won't even speak to you
>she doesn't leave her room for eight months
>remember that she had the loveliest singing voice
>decide to hold a concert to take her mind off things
>daughter starts having PTSD flashbacks in the middle of the after-party
>almost kills someone
>only reason she isn't in jail is because your friend was able to pull some strings
>clearly she's gone crazy
>only choice is to leave the company to your son

Jacques... had a hard life

Some real nice smooth scoops

I wanna raise kids with Neo

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>GMA got BTFO by Jewster Teeth
JUST FUCKING DUB IT ALREADY YOU KEKS

Why did they kill off so much potential /rwbyg/?

I want to be abused by Neo!

>Night Fever - Dave Rodgers and Mega NRG man
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