This guy comes up and bites your ship in half what do?

This guy comes up and bites your ship in half what do?

YAG?

SPARGO

YAGSPARRAGUS in a bottle till I die.

Dine at Sbarro.

Join his crew, obviously
Salazar did nothing wrong

Spanish?

YOGG-SPARRON

this pirates are scum

Salazar did nothing wrong. But I've always loved harrasing and sinking spanish trade ships (besides Golden caravan) so I'm doomed.

PIE RATS!

Booty blasted Spanish detected!

*Robs your ships*

don't put it in your pocket

Watched this movie y-day - i legit consider it the 3rd best pirates movie. Why did it get so much hate ???

YAKSPAHHOH this guy carried the whole film why did they throw in the young irritating couple when the girl was annoyingly woke related and the guy was the protagonist from Gods of Egypt?

SPAGHETTI WOLF :D

Who is that?

salazar slytherin

You were looking for me?

I genuinely enjoyed how they explained why his crew looked like they did.

fucking hell he was such a mess in this flick..

atleast he was jack sparrow in On Stranger Tides even if people didn't like that one.. he wasnt a fucking bumbling mess who spew out random words and noises.