Could they get away with making a Disney princess this sexy nowadays?

Could they get away with making a Disney princess this sexy nowadays?

>Sexy
>No vagina

How does babby mermaid get made?

Frozen 2 is coming, just hang in there

Eggs

>Sensual water scenes

>Not posting Kida stripping down in front of Milo

You post it then.

Like in that Futurama episode.

You could still get a finjob.

Why didn't Fry just fuck her in the egg-hole?

It's called a cloaca. (kloh - AY - kah)

The more you know. And knowing is half the battle.

lol

>implying any of the Disney princesses aren't sexy

poopginas are gross

If she had legs, she'd be spreading them right here.

I prefer my female characters to be realistic thank you, that's what's really sexy.

why would you fucking do this shit?

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Elsa

Man when are we gonna stop pretending. It's okay if you want to look like shit but stop calling it "beautiful." I don't cut myself because I don't look like Chad Beefcake. I go to the gym and I do something about it.

Next we're going to start shaming athletes.

>arms and face look exactly the same
That's not how shit works

I can never tell if Glen Keane was genuinely moved by Ashman's song or just plain dirty.

they both look like they are in their mid 40's to early 50's

Not the 16 year olds the movies are actually portraying correctly

>any 16 year old ever looking that good

There's a reason they get early 20 year olds to play High Schoolers

they look pretty plain, but they are skinny as fuck

Why do fat Americans assume that all women across the globe throughout history were supposed to look like fat americans?

Why do they think fat is normal?

What? Adults play highschoolers for legal/consistency reasons. It has nothing to do with teens being unable to "look good."

This.

Labor laws are a bit cheaper. Plus adults hAve other advantages

this is fucking revolting and whoever came up with both it and the article it was featured in should be fucking hanged.

>Why do they think fat is normal?

Because they're blinded by actual privilege, not the made-up tumblr bullshit. They're so goddamn spoiled that they can't imagine a life with discipline or self-restraint.

>piercings, green hair, and tattoos randomly thrown in as well as the MUH REALISM fat
I really hope this is satire.

they also don't have the risk/practical guarantee of radically changing appearance over the course of a multi-season TV series

just look at Ariel Winter going from "this is a child" to "Sofia Vergara looks small next to her"

Imagine.

Reminds me of this.

Skinny people nowadays is a joke in America.

Obese people nowadays is considered normal in America.

Im a skinny american

Because the freedom to stuff our filthy mouths with greasy shit for food is more important than being fit and physically capable. They're called FREEDOM fries, you asshole.

yes
The real question you should have asked was
Could Disney still do as stunning animation as in in your OP, nowadays.

It's retarded.

Fat people are gross, and should be shamed for being unhealthy.

I am fat.

>YFW "Obese americans" become a protected group
>Public spaces are required to have motorized scooters for them
>Giant toilets
>Given preference in hiring for jobs they that make them sit more and get fatter

Just a couple more years now....

Theres nothing sexy about moana even shes exposed her skin a lot on her clothes.

Elsa on the other hand....

>post Eisner
>Stunning animation

Look a those fucking hair movementsand tell me it's not a fucking masterpiece.

bump

>artificial, impossible hair colour
>painted and piercied skin
>still wear heavy make up on the face
kinda defeat the whole "natural body is beautiful" purpose

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Sure. Any time the animators are Having Fun.
You can tell when animators are having fun, because the quality of work improves immensely.
The Good Dinosaur was not "fun" to work on, except for the drug trip scene.
Zootopia had a fair number of "Fun" parts.
Moana was medium Fun.

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Esmeralda was way sexier than Ariel though.

Fucking fatass fatfags pushing their fetish on others cause
E K W A L I T Y.

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stop this

From the factory of course!

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is this what happens when a deviantautist makes it big

>It's not enough to make her fat
>She has to give her neon hair and a quirky nosering/tattoo combo too

W E W

>changed her bra
why did they mean by this?

Unless you kill all tumblrinas & SJW on Disney HQ, nope.

Disney animators were so preoccupied with whether or not they could make a polynesian princess that they never bothered to ask if they should.

I think it's great that Disney is spreading out and doing adaptations of other cultures stories instead of just European stories.

>that they never bothered to ask if they should.
Now, that's a stupid statement. Who should they ask to? Should the polinesian held an election?

Culture is there to serve as an inspiration, to be shared, not to be kept in a zoo.

THACC

They've been doing that for decades.

>that hip-swinging

Maybe it wouldn't be so gross if someone who knows how to fucking draw at least did it.
You can tell it's not merely some Tumblr whale, but one that doesn't know shit about drawing, that did these.

It was drawn by a website for 'curvy, plus-sized' woman's clothing. They're all modeling the underwear.

ah, thanks for spoonfeeding my retardesse

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>tfw turned on by this because I grew up fapping to my mom's Lane Bryant underwear catalogues

Ursula cosplaying Ariel.jpg

Steve Rogers, you're fired! This man is the new Captain America.

Someone somewhere is jerking off to this.