Tfw your fucking Pearls sing better than you

>tfw your fucking Pearls sing better than you

And the entire season just got leaked.

Dee Dee is a fantastic singer though to be fair. The pearls had pretty distinct voices too. Dare i say, she may be the next Tara Strong.

Wow. What a fantastically retarded statement.

Pearls gotta be good for something besides arm candy.

I sometimes imagine the Diamonds use them like those drinking birds.

Okay, I'm not reading that.

tl;dr
The Uncorruption Arc starts this season.

Fat chance.

seems pretty accurate

So predictable

>Jasper gets redeemed
>Thanks to Greg

Can't go wrong with more Greg.

So does Steven get a sibling? Buff war gems seems to be attracted to lardasses.

Does anyone remember the date this was posted?

How?

>Buff war gems seem to be attracted to cucks.
FTFY

>greg
>cuck
If anything it was Pearl. He even made her raise his son.

I don't think this will happen. Remember how pissed Tumblr was when Greg x Pearl was teased?

>all the episodes were leaked
>watched them
>now angry that no more new episodes to watch
I have only myself to blame but still REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>YOU
>YOU...
>DOUBLE CLOD!

Most of this stuff just happened in this last bomb.

>Changed his name
>Was in a relationship with a woman who was a slut
>Had someone else raise his kid
At least Pearl has a girlfriend. Greg is literally a lonely beta male.

Greg must lay pipe like a God.

I know pic reference thats from a disney movie, but which one?

>The show is literally turning into the Greg Show
I disagree.

>motherfucking Patti LuPone
Yeah, she wasn't at her best there. Sugs is apparently letting her phone it in, or as was said in another thread, she might have written a flawed song for her performers.

>A fatass with bald mullet who probably never bathes
>Good at anything besides eating Hostess snacks and smelling like shit
user please.

The music in this show is just that bad.
There's literally not a single good song.

user, we've known the writers are hacks ever since Gen Glow. Get over it.

Look at the bright side; you saved yourself a month's worth of disappointment.

>the same girl/guy who leaked "Barn Mates", Jasper's Corruption, Smoky Quartz and numerous marathon titles
Someone took the time to type all this up without realizing all of this information was accidentally posted on official sites. There was no "girl/guy" with insider information.

Suck it. Jasper Redemption Arc incoming.

I've liked some songs, so I'm about to treat you as bait, but yeah, this song was not good and it's a shame that they wasted their VA budget on it.

And with that, the show officially jumped the shark.

JASPER CONFIRMED DEAD

>disney movie
not even close

None of their songs are good and they're wasting the budget on terrible VAs. Name me one good SU song.

Maybe we'll get good episodes for once.

>she might have written a flawed song for her performers.
No, this is just how Sugar's songs sound, like her obnoxious obsession with bizarre meters and that David Bowie thing where two sentences run into each other with no break.

But he got to be disappointment alone. The point of disappointment from a series is sharing it on Sup Forums.

>Pearl and Steven Fusion
>Pear is flat as a board
>Steven is fat
>The combination result is guaranteed ultra hot

HOLD ME BREHS

Sorry, baby.

Thank you anyway.

i don't know user. I've met my share of smelly old men with hot young women. Apparently the musk has something to do with it.

>Comparing David fucking Bowie to Rebecca Tumblr
>Being this retarded
But I agree, she's obnoxious, song writing included.

You can't be this stupid, can you?
Let me give you a hint; it's a Kanye West song.

>Fusions with Steven
>hot
>Any fusion
>attractive whatsoever
Hey remember when we thought Smoky Quartz would be fuckable?

This is fake but its stuff that will eventually happen.Jaspers redemption is a matter of time,curing corruption will be on S4 if S5 is the last season and no duh rubies will return.
YD having a song and yellow pearl and blue coming back was expected.

David Bowie does all sorts of shit that's completely ridiculous when anyone who isn't David Bowie tries to do it.

Reminder.

>Listening to Kanye West

David Bowie is a genius.
Comparing him whatsoever to that Jewess is like comparing fine steak to cows hit on a bun.

I'm really upset I read that. Now I'm gonna be on the edge of my seat for months.

What the fuck is a Kanye?

>implying thiccfags have any standards

Are you ready for the crushing disappointment?

You're just going to say the same thing next leak.

Mate, the "source" he cites is a person who doesn't exist.

Remember when waifufags actually had standards?
It all ended right after SU aired its first episode.

>Does
>Is
>present tense
Did you guys watch the news in 2016?

He still produced music faggot.
It's like he never died.
Compared to Jewgar, who will die alone and forgotten.

D avid Bowi
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Most waifufags at least have some degree of appreciation for pleasant aesthetics and beauty.

Thiccfags meanwhile will worship any sack of cellulite with a face.

I'm an SU fag I even think this is right.
Leaked Steven Bomb + Loud House coming back = cancellation.

Again, this all started when SU aired back in November. Now we have threads about that fat bitch from Harbringer.

>Greg has a hand in Jasper's redemption

What, will he provide a whole new perspective to Rose and her motives and appreciating humanity?

As someone who has hated Sugar since her Adventure Time days, I'm glad to see her fail on her own two feet.

I just want my episodes

But considering how incredible this marathon is, my expectations are high again
I'm even wishing that once Steven comes back, even more plot happens instead of townies

No, he'll just be a Mary Sue as usual. Fixing problems just by being there.

greg, the mary sue

this is the best thing I've read today

user, you know it's going back to townies after this.
It's supposed to be a "comfy" show, remember.

All thicc fags have standards. We just all have different standards.

>Fixes every problem
>Is loved by everyone
>Is front and center in most episodes
>Is the creator's favorite
Now what does that sound like?

Remember when we also thought that Smoky Quartz was a Homeworld Gem?

>my expectations are high
Do you just have shit taste or are you being ironic?

>Is loved by everyone

Pearl hated and now tolerates him.

The other gems "like" Greg but also consider him useless.

but he isn't unrealistic for the universe he takes part in or a character added later to solve people's problems, he's always been there

And they are treated as being in the wrong for it. They learn they have to love Greg because the narrative tells them to.

Just like with Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin.

>he isn't unrealistic
He's a homeless man who is very sketchy yet somehow manages to be an "awesome dad". That's pretty unrealistic.
>He's been there since the begining
Now you're just trolling.

No one ever thought that.

>tfw you have feelings

Townies are the best part.

Yeah, Yellow Diamonds VA just couldn't quite hit some of those notes in her song.

>Steven is a Mary Sue
>Garnet is a Mary Sue
>Connie is a Mary Sue
>Pearl is a Mary Sue
>Now Greg is a Mary Sue
So who's the next Sue? Peridot? Lapis? Onion?

He's not really homeless though (his house just has wheels)... he has a job, helped build a house for his son, devotes huge amounts of time to Steven, and actually gives a shit.

He has issues and flaws, but he'd walk over nails for Steven... and he is often shown paying the price for it (but doing it anyway)

wow ^^^

>very sketchy
How is he sketchy? And he's been in the show since the second fucking episode (which was the first episode produced).

Maybe they should hired a trained voice actor instead of a literal sense who.
I'm sick of all these modern shows using people off the street to voice act.

>Centi uncorrupted
>his friends too
>rubys back
>they will figth
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLD ME

>Had someone else raise his kid
That makes Greg the cuckoo, not the cuckold.

Pearl is the cuckold stuck raising the cuckoo chick.

>nothing big plot-wise happens

L
M
A
O

No he doesn't.

He never shows any flaws or issues and he's never shown paying the price for anything. Even Peter Griffin payed for his actions a few times.

>Greg gets to murdercock more gems
I like it
He better murdercock ALL of the corrupted gems

>Smoky
>thicc
That turd's fat by any metric

Are you retarded?

Everyone on this show is fat.
Fuck SU for ruining thicc.

>murdercock
More like murdercuck.

If a father can't even raise his own fucking kid, he might as well be a cuck.

>implying Opal isn't perfect

>Patti fucking LuPone
>literally who
nigga are you for real

Excpet she isn't. She looks like racist stereotype of Hindus from the 1940s.