ITT: Movies that made absolutely zero sense

ITT: Movies that made absolutely zero sense

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show boobs please

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Huh?
>6th rate UK ship tasked with taking down French 5th rate ship that's been raiding UK trade ships
>they complete the mission in the end
What's the problem OP?

show pusy

it made absolutely zero sense until i watched it for the third time or so

Why didn't he just, you know, like, stop chasing them and go find a husband? Homos are cute :3 I went to the hair salon today btw.

Fucking idiot.

Why does Fishburne get these "smart" roles? He's The Matrix and he's Jack Crawford in Hannibal even though he looks and sounds like they based the stereotype of a stupid strong nigger on him.

I don't think the Surprise even gets rated at least later on in the books, it becomes too small to be considered a frigate.

24 guns right? It's a sloop of war. Not rated.

I don't get the ending, he potentially died for nothing

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he had nothing left except wrestling. he died doing what he loved.

Add to that themes of leadership, duty, self sacrifice... and yeah that's pretty much the point. Not hard to understand.

come on man, i was a kid back then. Also not a native english speaker. pls no bully

What is this list trying to convey?

Incomprehensible movies

Movies only men can understand

stupid boring movies

Women, not matter how hard they try, will never understand this film.

Add the new blade runner too

TITS or GET THE FUCK OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=e4PzpxOj5Cc

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Hi newfriend!

>the modern motorboat next to the Surprise

>go find a husband
did you miss the doctor?

ugh what's with all these dumb movies

>*pushes up glasses*
You're wrong.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixth-rate
>The fictional HMS Surprise was a sixth rate ship.

what was meant by that?

new times are coming for the empire

I like when director's add little touches like that

youtube.com/watch?v=OVSm_3IYyP4 SCRAPE SCRAPE SCREECH SCREECH

pure kino

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I agree. Apparently he was taught the violin for this scene.

thestrad.com/double-acts-actor-russell-crowe-and-violinist-richard-tognetti/1897.article

>Drive
>women won't understand

I'm pretty sure women understand manipulating men to risk their lives for them -- especially single-mothers manipulating men.

That was a movie made ONLY for fans of the books. Either the best movie ever made, or just random shit, depending on whether or not you enjoy the series.