>dude you need a hospital
>N-NO HOSPITALS!
Dude you need a hospital
good one
>dude you need a vet!
>N-NO VETS
If you treat a person with a gunshot wound, you have to report it to the police, even if it was claimed to be self-inflicted.
I know a guy...
>who's the new guy?
>Most Americans are bankrupted and lose their house if they go to a hospital
>dude you need a girlfriend
>N-NO GIRLFRIENDS!
>they dump them outside the front of the hospital and speed off
>paramedics immediately run out and drag them in
>And your other gun
>N-NO OTHER GUN
>dude you..ehhhh need a penis inspection
>NO PENIS INSPECTIONS
What kind of wounds do not require the police to be reported?
>Dude, you need to speak Russian
>N-no Russian
Lots? It only has to be reported if you think it's been caused by a criminal act. But gunshots have to be reported regardless.
>Browses Sup Forums
>Isn't American
american hours on Sup Forums are fucking cancer 90% political bait
:(
Then why are you here? It's not like any other country has any decent amount of media to discuss or a sufficient amount of people who have watched it.
Face it, foreign devil, Sup Forums is an American board 100%.
Kek
>American character
>ends up getting patched up by a old buddy he used to know from the army
I can't believe someone would disrespect our veterans like this. Shame on you.
>guy gets hit in the head really hard
>dude holy shit are you alright!
>shoobbsssiiii ffoop.....urrrrrrr
>Character finds out he's infected
>"Dude, are you okay?"
>"I-it's nothing. I'm fine."
>character looks like he only has a minor wound
>different camera angle is used to reveal MAJOR DAMAGE
>dude finds out he has AIDS
>doesn't tell anyone
>bf:"you look tired... are you ok?"
>dude:"yea I'm fine!"
>cut to scene of them having butt-sex
Every fucking time
>villain has gun pointed to character
>focus changes from villains face to barrel of gun.
>gun shot sound
>focus back to villains face
>his eyes go wide and he collapses to the floor
>quirky sidekick revealed behind him tensely shaking with smoking gun.
when has this ever happened
>Quirky sidekick is Rob Schneider
FGM
your home videos
>character gets bitten by infectious creature
>hides it from the group
asshole stays with the group just privately checking on his wound every now and then and eventually turns into a zombie and points his friends in danger
>you're covered in blood, are you okay?
>it's not my blood
>It's not like any other country has any decent amount of media to discuss or a sufficient amount of people who have watched it.
this is what capeshit does to the brain
>how will I find you
>you wont, I'll find you