Is our Jasper autistic? The other ones seem pretty cool

Is our Jasper autistic? The other ones seem pretty cool.

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No, she's got serious self worth issues.

YOUR Jasper op, skinny is MY Jasper

STOP MAKING THESE THREADS

LITERALLY THE ONLY THING GOOD ABOUT SU IS THE PORN.

THE SHOW IS SHIT. THE CHARACTERS ARE SHIT. THE MUSIC IS SHIT. THE FANBASE IS SHIT.

Our jasper probably got close to her diamond in some capacity, which is why she's so mad compared to these other ones.

The other ones have each other, they're all earth-made worthless pieces of shit quarantined to the space zoo prison, so who cares. They have a friendly Earth gang going on and can support each other against Holly Blue.

Our Jasper, however, was selected to serve alongside normal non-Earth gems, but still carries the stigma of being Earth-made and the only thing keeping her from being sent back to awaiting eventual shattering once BD's cried enough is constantly being perfect, so she's had more pressure to prove herself non stop all her life

holy shit those designs are awful

The laid-back Jaspers have been assigned to guard detail with a bunch of other Earth-born gems for the past 4000-5000 years in relative seclusion.

I get the feeling that our Jasper was one of the few (possibly only) Earth-grown gems on Homeworld, and despite being a war hero she probably faced discrimination or ridicule which she internalized as self-loathing.

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skinny jasper r34 FUCKING WHEN?

Was it confirmed RQs were made on earth?

>GOOD ABOUT SU IS THE PORN
Even then the porn isn't that great.

RQ's were under Pink Diamond's court and Earth was her very first planet under her control, so yes.

>but still carries the stigma of being Earth-made
She's a war-hero, a diamond in the ruff. The perfect underdog story.

Skinny and Carnelian are probably better socialized due to being surrounded by other Amethysts all the time.

That doesn't mean they were made there. She obviously needed soldiers to start conquering the planet.

It's already there. You obviously haven't looked hard enough.

And the other Jasper's?

Well. Looks like you got triggered, boyo. Want us to make Sup Forums a safe space for you?

So all of the Quartzes at the Zoo are probably going to join the Crystal Gems, right?

Pink made them according to BD, so seeing how Earth was her first and only colony where she could have been making gems, yes.

Whoah, lets not say things we'll regret.

Our Jasper is the coolest! Fuck you! REEEEEEEEEE!

>Want us to make Sup Forums a safe space for you?

It already is, the only reason you didn't got raped in your autistic faggot asses is because the mod gets triggered easily.

>Safe space
Everyone knows Sup Forumsmblr is real. It's basically a safe space as is with trigger happy mods.

Is skinny Jasper "broken" like the CG Amethyst but in a opposite way?

That was pretty much confirmed al the way back in Beta. Peridot said the sandstone walls in the Beta Kindergarten caused the gems made there come out wrong.

There's also the fact the only other Beta gem at the zoo was Carnelian, who was almost as small as Amethyst.

Jasper acts like any hardass from the army, these Jaspers are slacker pieces of shit..

Steven's mom was not made on Earth so I'm saying no.

All quartzes are from Earth.
Yes, all.

If Jasper were real she'd spend all her time on /fit/ whining about Chads

Holly is a quartz but she was made for Blue Diamond.

Nope. Rewatch the entire series and try again

Like everybody in the show

But RQs were supposed to be PD's pet project, so maybe they were made on Earth.

>But RQs were supposed to be PD's pet project

They're her "subjects" nothing says they were made on earth. BD was also on earth but Sapphires aren't from earth.

Didn't Bismuth say Rose was from earth? (I mean, of course Rose could have lied to her)

Rose Quartz was from the Alpha Kindergarten.

There is no Alpha Kindergarten

I want Holy Blue Agate to dominate me.

Whatever the prime or first one that PD set up was called, then.

The Beta kindergarten, this was stated.

The Beta Kindergarten was the shit one Jasper was from, Rose was born in the same place as Amethyst.

I'm wondering now if Earth was the birthplace not only of Rose, but of Pink Diamond as well.
Forget where I saw it, but somebody was positing that PD was connected to the huge hole in Russia we've seen on world maps.
One of the biggest man made holes is a diamond mine in Russia, so it makes some sense...

Quartz is not uniqe to Earth, nor is it particularly rare in the cosmos. It just so happens that Earth has a shitload of it.

Huh, that reminds me, there's also a monstrously huge diamond deposit somewhere in Siberia which Russia is holding off on mining because it would destroy the diamond market.

Nice theory, though I doubt it'll end up being true.

Well then the question is, why the fuck is there an enormous hole in Russia?
Look at that pic againNo way is that due to some tectonic shift.

Rose was not explicitly stated to have been made on Earth. In Rose's Scabbard, Rose tells Pearl they can never go home while on Earth. Obviously her home is not Earth

>Pink Diamond actually enjoyed humans, like a child would enjoy small animals, keeping them as pets in the Zoo
>Part of her empathy rubbed off on the Rose Quartz line, an empathy for organic life... Something that disgusted Yellow Diamond
>Earth was supposed to be a worthless mud ball
>Not a planet that something as powerful as a Diamond should spend, preoccupying themselves with inconsequential things like HUMANS
>Diamonds were eternal, the humans were not. Hell, they would hardly know about the geo-weapon incubating in the core after the War.
>Sororicide was always easier, once you gave the pawns a little push in the right direction

>there's also a monstrously huge diamond deposit somewhere in Siberia which Russia is holding off on mining because it would destroy the diamond market.
Source?

If Pink Diamond was manufactured, why can't they simply make another one?

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Not him, but enjoy.

Maybe that's what makes the Earth so special?
Dunno, Diamonds are rare.
Speaking of which, we still don't know how Pearls, or Sapphires come into being. Are all gems manufactured?

They don't have the ingredients to make a new one since Rose stole them.

Except Bismuth said Rose was made on Earth.

Spilling your autism all over a thread, congratulations, you managed to look like a retarded and failed at delivering a message.

Kind of, yes. They made it pretty clear that red sandstone is a shitty as fuck material to make Jaspers out of.

Amethyst was poorly made out of good material while Jasper was made wonderfully, just out of shitty material.

She just said Rose was made in the dirt

Other planets have dirt

Thanks.

It doesn't say anything about intentionally not mining them. It says they are not being mined simply because the location is so remote and that they would only be good for industrial uses.

Everyone knows it's gem-caused, but it's more likely to be due to terraforming or a massive explosion or similar than because Pink Diamond was made there.

There are 9 current SU threads, it is clearly spam at this point and mods need to do their job and trim the fat.
At any given time since the leaks there are at least five threads up at any one time, that is clearly spam and mods clearly not doing their job.
So please, enough with your bullshit safe space crap, spam is spam.

Terraformation I would imagine. Perhaps a mohole. An explosion that size would have wiped out all life.

Stop applying real world physics to a cartoon which constantly ignores real world physics.

The hole in Russia is more likely to be an impact crater than anything else, and the fact that this would have melted the Earth's surface in real life means literally nothing.

The problem is that 55 minutes of show were released in one afternoon and the mods refuse to acknowledge it because it was a leak. There really should be a general up.

> stop applying real-world physics when it disagrees with my headcanon
You'r not wrong in that it might be something ridiculous, but don't be so biased.

I'm pretty sure they said the Beta was the first test Kindergarten

No, they said the beta kindergarten was opened when they started running out of soldiers to put down the Rebellion. If it was first and I would be called Alpha.

you are shit