It's finally here:
pornhub.com
RICK AND MORTY PORN PARODY: "DICK AND MORTY"
Thoughts?
It's finally here:
Caleb Smith
Luis Morris
Fucking Dick and Morty
Tyler Carter
*Burps* orgasms arent real Morty
Cameron Wright
>doesnt cum szechuan sauce
WHERES MY SZECHUAN SAUCE
IM PICKLE REEEEE
Isaiah Butler
I'M PICKLE DICK
Landon Powell
>no Beth
What a fucking waste of time.
Joshua Phillips
>It's not daddy/son porn.
Wow.
Colton Harris
2 mins, they show her having sex with "Meesex"
Jose Taylor
10/10
Gavin Davis
That's the second porno I've seen Mr. Meseeks fuck somebody
Liam Hill
I’m pickle REEEEE
Asher Ortiz
>No "SUCK MY DICK MARTI"
Dropped
Isaac White
Forgot to post it
Gavin Gray
Fuck this gay earth
James Reed
>>April O'Neil
Nice.
Thomas Perry
>he hasn't seen all three
fucking pleb
James Ramirez
Ummmm this is lewd and lacks the intellectual references that Rick and (NO ampersand) Morty™ is so infamous for.
Do NOT keep posting it, thank you very much!
Joseph Rodriguez
>not Dick and Whore-ty
0/10
Mason Morgan
>mfw couldn't achieve erection because I was laughing too much
Colton Jenkins
>69+69=awesome
fuck yeah
Benjamin Wilson
Many intelligent Rick and Morty fans on this board I see. Look's like I've found me a new home!
Benjamin Russell
Essential porn Parody kino?
Levi Garcia
I'M PICKLE DIIIIIIICK
Michael Wood
> no April O'Neil using pickle rick as a dildo
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Has Harmon had an autistic meltdown on twitter yet?
Adrian Foster
That's actually a scene, but for pornhub premium users
Caleb Hall
paying for porn
Easton Price
Finally a porn for true patricians and intellectuals
Carson Wright
The Bane(big guy) Brazzers vid is essential
Thomas Torres
>not Dick and Whorey
EVERYONE is incompetent except me.
David Robinson
>plot development completely dropped after 5 mins
>actors are out of character for after 5 mins
>5 second resolution
>makeup smears off
Shit.
Camden Young
every day we stray further from god's light
Jason Reed
>not Dick and Roastie
apply yourself
Charles Bennett
>no pickle strap on
DROPPED
Owen Wilson
It's funnier than the actual show
Ian Scott
Are there any porn parodies that are objectively good?
I don't make a habit of watching them, but any I've seen all fall into those problems you mentioned.
Michael Martin
Her jeans fuck video was a masterpiece
Juan Clark
...
Anthony Anderson
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Jordan Bell
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Back to the Future
I think there's a few Bill Cosby ones
Charles Scott
Don't forget the Scooby Doo one.
Bobbi Star is unironically best Velma
Kevin Reyes
Better than Season 3.
Justin Turner
>the awful porn editing made more obvious by the changes in the green makeup
Oliver Myers
>When the original pilot was about ball licking
Carter Long
God damn WHY didn’t he fuck girl Morty ? This could have been so much better
Parker Thompson
Spongeknob Squarenuts
Adrian Morgan
The TMNT parody was much better.
Jack Peterson
>That bill Cosby one
Easton Clark
>doesnt fuck femmorty
Whats the point?
Andrew Torres
>this fucking fan base
Jaxon Williams
aria alexander ex machina
nothing else comes close
Luis Bennett
...
Aaron Taylor
Where does one even buy a Bane cock mask?
Nolan Hill
>we want the Sup Forums audience
Dylan Murphy
This Ain't Avatar
Matthew Long
That’s why cosplay and parody porn is the worst. Why the fuck are you going to star in a fetish video and then take the costume off after 5 mins revealing your gross tattood whore body. I’m trying to jerk off to dark magician girl not some gutterskank
Easton Gonzalez
No one's mentioned the full length Clerks porno?
Noah Jones
I really though Rick was gonna fuck Morty in the ass there, I'm so disappointed
Owen Young
the g-spot *burp* isn't real morty!
Sebastian Roberts
Scooby doo parody is kino
Also the Alice in wonderland movie is good.
Eli Smith
i want rick to fuck trap morty
Jaxon Stewart
>pornhub.com
unfortunally Vuko doesn´t act porn...
Luke Murphy
>doesn't shout wubalubadubdub as he cums
Jordan Cooper
Well there was that one Sup Forums wrote for brazzers and the RLM one.
Both were kino
Brayden Morgan
I thought it was perfect casting for Unity.
Brandon Ross
Robert Fisher
www.instagram.com/_vuko_/
Jacob Gutierrez
The star wars ones with the girl dressed like a red twilek are the hottest shit. Ive seen two of them
Brayden Sanders
>I'M MR MEESEXXXX
Jason Barnes
who plays morty?
Ian Cox
Game of Bones
Christian Gomez
Does anyone know where I can download (or stream) Cherrypimps videos? There are only a handful on TPB.
Luis Wood
...
Nicholas Torres
Vuko:
Josiah Cook
NO BLACK DICKS = NO WATCH
Easton Howard
The weirdos who pay for porn dictate what the industry looks like. If you ever look at porn and think "Why?", just remember that it's the 2% of porn watchers whose tastes dictate what kind of porn gets made. Eg, this is why step-sister incest has suddenly taken over.
Dylan Bell
Digital Playground seems to hold itself to a pretty high standard. Check out their stuff.