Why did the Osborns have this weird fucking hairstyle?

Why did the Osborns have this weird fucking hairstyle?

Quiet normal life

they got waves

They straight urban niggas

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Why does he bunch his hair like that?
Why not smooth?

>inb4 that accountant gets posted

>googles "sheldon leonard hair" to see other pics
>all of them are fucking Big Bang Theory

You're just not with it, OP.

So is Sandman related to them or not?

Chapter One isn't canon.

I know exactly what you're talking about.

>Chapter One
>where Doctor Octopus' origin happens at the exact same time as the spider bite for the very same reason
>surprisingly not written by Slott

At times I couldn't tell Harry from his dad.
It's the fucking hair man.
No teenager has that hair.

>Daaad, why do I have to go to your barber? All the kids make fun of me
>Harry. Your'e an Osborne. And I'll be DAMNED if everyone doesn't know it

Read that in Willem Dafoe's voice

It's curly hair that's been greased back with something that's not quite strong enough to contain the curl but can keep the hair in place.

This... I suffer from this. I can comb my hair to the right/back and nothing but when I comb slightly to the left/back my hair rolls over on itself and the wave rolls from front to back

We had a kid like you in my highschool, years ago
We called him "Sheep" in our language

Everyone would rub his hair to feel what curly was like

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Please don't bring up childhood trauma

That's just a front wave though
Just one wave of the front fringe

Not the Osborne corn rows

??

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it's artistic interpretation. Black hair doesn't have blue highlights either

I knew this kid with curry hair. He started spiking it up. It look weird as fuck.

Do you think norman is evil because of his curly hair?

I think at least partly it is.

Yeah I bet Lex Luthor would drown 1,000 babies for that hair.

Comic books are so fucking garbage it's not even funny.

There is a special place in hell for nerds, where nothing interesting or unique happens. EVER, Yet they still will cheer and rabble over retarded sentences every day.

How much of a power boast do you lex would get if he had hair?

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Mutants

Kramer always reminds me of when I used to fap to hentai

how rude.

Do you want the Byrne version or not?

"Lex jr" had luscious red hair and he was so ballers he was sexing Matrix Supergirl on a daily basis, so a huge one.

It's meant to be deep red hair which is then curled in waves, meaning the highlights would be red but the hair closest to the scalp be black.

>Kramer always reminds me of when I used to fap to hentai
wat

kek

Why is he doing the "itty bitty boat" thing?