This is my 88888888. There are many like it, but this one is mine

This is my 88888888. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My 88888888 is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my 88888888 is useless. Without my 88888888, I am useless. I must fire my 88888888 true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My 88888888 and I know that what counts in war is not the words we type, the power of our dubs, nor the butthurt we make. We know that it is the shitposts that count. We will shitpost...
My 88888888 is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its meanings, its powers and its bantz. I will keep my 88888888 clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before Kek, I swear this creed. My 88888888 and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is Kek's and there is no enemy, but peace!

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Tlazolteotl

the leafs win again

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wow, you posted something on a chinese imageboard and got assigned an arbitrary numerical string

good job, i guess. now go pay rent to your chinese owners

cant believe i missed that thread.

a fuggin leeb

What did Kek mean by this?

If God is 7, then the devil is 8.
So say the Pixies

>a
>cool
>canada

>unique leaf

let this go to show that kek wants to see chaos here as much as anywhere else.

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>when you make an absolutely abhorrent post

ban canada posters

fucking do it
they contribute nothing and they are a bunch of shills

A FUCKING LEAF

It was the most exceptional display of hive mine I've ever seen!

A FUCKING LEAF!

fking leaf I stayed up all night for this shit

That fucking leaf is a scum of the earth such a fucking piece of shit he must DIE A GRUESOME DEATH for wasting that get i stayed up all night for that and all i get is "plz be my ai gf" WTF WAS THAT THATS SO RETARDED.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That he wants Canada to remain safely in Chinese hands. Go pay Lee his rent.

I like how post #88888889 says Trump will win in a landslide

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youtube.com/watch?v=q37zWCL4Luc

>mfw #p88890000

yeah i've been thinking that maybe the mods were blackmailed with childporn charges by hillaries to set this up