Christ it happened again

i mean I get pissing your pants, but in ISTANBUL ?

What's so special about Istanbul?

The "Virgin" toilet trip.
The "Chad" pants pissing.

It's called being a man and pissing wherever and whenever you want.

Why do Europeans always piss themselves?

this, every sissy can run to toilet and drop pants down, only real men piss whenever they want and giving no fucks what they are wearing

>The virgin tinkle
>THE CHAD HOSE

>Sup Forums hates Chads, but aspires to be them.

Pottery.

Seriously, though, Neeson fucked up his pelvis years ago, he probably can't control his bladder anymore.

The same people making fun of Liam Neeson are probably squeezing their wiener and dancing like a retard right now when they could be relaxed and warm Neeson style.

he unbuttons his pants at the urinal and doesn't have the front of his pants separated enough so he ends up peeing on the fabric of the jeans. happens to me all the time.

I thought it was Constantinople?

I'm going to start doign this too now

Is this real?

LOL dude are you *literally* me

You have no idea how often i had to change pyjama pants because of this bullshit, pissing all over the floor and everything heh

lolxd

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

It's not as funny when you have to wipe it all up :(

wangvs

It's a very particular skill.

he's rich enough to make pants where he can pee and it all goes down through a tube and out the bottom of his shoes

That comes with having a big cock. The piss get stuck in the cock. I should know.

Don't think so.