HOLLYWOOD IS FINISHED

HOLLYWOOD IS FINISHED

LOCK HIM UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>somebody sssssstop me!
My name is cuban pete im the king of the mambo beat

Jim Carrey no longer exist.

Why didn't somebody stop him?

It's not herpes, he just has tetrahedrons on his dick.

I go Chig Chiggy Bum Chig Chiggy Bum Chig Chiggy Bum!

damn what's up with that one tooth?

He doesn't have a dick. He doesn't exist.

What did he do wrong?

How do we prove he exists and thus forcing him to accept reality?

He've got jewed. It's not his fault.

In his defense, herpes aren't real because nothing is actually real

It was a tetrahedron outbreak

We can't prove he exists because he doesn't.

>killing yourself over herpes

>inb4 DUDE EVERYBODY HAS HERPES

kek'd

THERE'S SOMEONE IN HIS HEAD, BUT IT'S NOT HIM

"You" can't. Jim Carrey isn't real, reality isn't real, this thread isn't real, you are NOT REAL.

Go for it!

...

>It was a tetrahedron outbreak
I chuckled.

SSSSSMMMMOKKIN!

LLLLLLIKE A GLOVE

SANCTIONED

...

He finally got to show someone what a real man can do.
Hope she was stacked.
Never stop splitting women like a piece of firewood, Jim.
Bang until your heart gives out buddy.

dude, everybody has herpes. if you dont have it, then youre 100% a kissless virgin, that shit goes around like the flu, no big deal.

maybe this is why he's so weird now

>durr no self cause I acted like a nigger and made my ugly gf kill herself

Your quads aren't real

checked

WELL, I CAN'T TAKE PITY ON MEN OF HIS KIND

The only girl I ever kissed gave me herpes. Should I sue her?

A moment of silence for Carreys career

EVEN THOUGH HE NOW TAKES IT IN THE BEHIND

dat raep

Wow,this kid is a fuckin moron.

THOSE ARE THE SAME TYPE OF HERPES

*NOT THE SAME, I MEANT

THOSE ARE NOT THE SAME TYPE OF HERPES

Imagine that "man" carrying your daughters coffin.
Oh wait,you queers would have to imagine having sex,even though you all watch fiction every day,you could never create a world in your mind where you where not virgins.
Nevermind.

now THAT'S some DAMN good acting!

Eventually, someone's going to have to tell us the story of her pimp husband. The whole story stinks.

>Jim Carrey falls in love with a literal who in the middle of nowhere
>less good-looking than cunt he can get without leaving California
>she's married but the husband's like okay whatever
>catching easily curable STDs makes her KILL HERSELF
>the husband is suddenly angry and seeks a payday

What the fuck is going on? This woman was some kind of sex worker, her husband was some kind of pimp, and there has to have been a pretty involved reason for the whole story to center on fucking IRELAND, where Carrey doesn't even live.

Isn't he rich? Why the fuck are they carrying that when they could have a motorized robot gurney to transport it that he could afford? It's not the 1800s anymore

Yes but that makes for a better photo

>and there has to have been a pretty involved reason for the whole story to center on fucking IRELAND, where Carrey doesn't even live.
? you are as dumb as a rock

she was from Ireland but living in America what is so hard to understand about that

>this is your brain on autism

user, there is no ireland. it doesnt actually exist.

The whole burial in a wooden coffin thing is old school anyway.

There's no reason for the funeral industry to still exist anyway. Hospitals can incinerate bodies.

She wasn't living in America though, was she? And if she was, her husband, the pimp, isn't.

she was living in america she worked in the movie industry in make up.
the husband was a camera man working in the industry and they planned to divorce, then she dies and he is looking get a payday out of it
he is scum

this, we all died in the Gorta Mor, feckin' sasanach took all our spuds. Don't mind the lad behind the curtain

TOM ACE

SOMEBODY STOP ME

who cares it’s still the herp ya gross roastie
>b-but it’s just hepatitis A

Heh ok then kill yourself

Oh right, I'm glad there was some logical reason for him to have met her, I never bothered looking into this case particularly, but I honestly thought she was just some random girl he'd met during a junket and suddenly "fell madly in love with".

Based Jim BTFOing Roastie Sluts! Chad On Suicide Watch!

roastie wanting sex, yes

What year is it? 2004?

She got genital herpes in her face right? Not sure if it looks different than type 1 Herpes.

Americans are literally retarded.

>herpes
>curable

LIAR LIAR!

>dating a hollywood person

breh if russel brand says he had sex with 3000 women I don't want none of that

>Anglos

>Its a Truman lies to his ex so that she kills herself episode
Things got pretty dark this season

>President Pussygrabber

sure it is pleb
keep masturbating

These people didn't get the memo? Jim Carrey is gone.

Don't burgers carry the coffins of their deceased?

90% of adults have herpes you gigamoron.

Burgers carry it by the handles. Everywhere else carry it on their shoulders.

lol whatever helps you sleep at night bumpydick

>Burgers carry it by the handles
seems kind of cold and impersonal to me

I already sent him a fan letter telling the guy to open it that Jim's expecting it that explains to him that his sensory perception and context of memory have boundaries if he's to presume anything beyond his immediate perspective exists. We'll see what happens.

OK

Oral sex is degenerate and disgusting why people have genital warts on their faces now.

>third-worlders and europoors cant afford handles for their rough hewn dead boxes

Good thing California just decriminalized not telling someone you have HIV.

But why?

>burgers can't muster the upper body strength to shoulder the bloated remains of the lardarse relative so they hook the handles to their mobility scooter and trundle on down to the gaping hole they call a grave

is that his girlfriends funeral?????

damn jim is an asshole huh?
actors always have fucked up shit it like what it seems.

Coax him into asking
>Do I exist?
And then I will reply to him
>Who wants to know?

jim carey law

sort of like jim crow, but for canadians

kek

>Also if you send someone a letter that means they exist.... if you have a name and a mailing address you must be real. Case closed.

le mind = blown

who the fuck would kill themselves over herpes

>texting have you thought about my penis today during a conversation with your girlfriend about her recently deceased parents after you have her herpes
Jim's just slipped into dark Kaufman level humor.

Almost every Hollywood actor is guilty of abuse or implicit in abuse and deserves to be jailed/executed for their crimes.

Do you have any idea what's even the point of funerals? Do you think the deceased will have an easier passing? It's for people to mourn and start the healing process. Carrying the dead to the grave is part of that

This is what degenerates actually think.

Funny, this is exactly what a woman did to me. Except she never even mentioned she had herpes.

Because criminalizing the intentional spread of disgusting and lethal diseases is oppressive, user.

>This the kind of person lecturing you on the legality of firearms.

You need to take note of this, America.
The people demanding that you voluntarily strip yourself of Civil Liberties aren't exactly people of the greatest moral caliber.

>Dude, why do we even have funerals? Hospitals can just incinerate the body immediately after the autopsy. What's the point?

God, men truly are disgusting.

This is what his lawyer told him, nobody can lock you up if you don't exist.