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>itt: patrician tier ships

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>trinity shipping
>patrician

pick one

You first

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Get outta here, OP

No, fuck off

What's Steve Trevor personality like?

>Trinity
>Not Wallace
Loser retard
>Black Cat, the shitty Catwoman ripoff
>Mr.Cuck and Mrs.Superpornstar
Abomination end yourself
>Literally who
>Batman with anyone
Use that small amount of grey mass in your head and you'll figure it out on your own.

Chad who is content to be the damsel in distress to a tall Amazon goddess and just enjoys the ride. And the sex.

Batman is great with Selina but his destiny is to die alone

Inb4 the Harlivyfag

Other than the sexual tension i don't see what's the fun about this pairing.

Maybe if Selina had actually been Carmine Falcone's bastard and writers had explored Thomas Wayne's quasi-friendship with the Falcones there'd be a story there, since their relationship could potentially tarnish the Wayne's good name. But nothing came out of it other than the Frank Miller and Jeph Loeb's stories.

Selina's just a slippery thief and a temptress who Batman feels pity and sexual attraction. Once you hook them up, for whatever reason, their story potential end. That's why DC always roll the clock back.

Honestly, there's more story potential between Batman and Harley Quinn, of all people, than between Batman and Catwoman.

Elder God Tier passing through

Why has Aquaman got the best waifu out of all seven founding League members?

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Nah, she deserves The Joker

Well, i was asking.

Golden and silver age Steve Trevor was just a sexist smart-ass that would constantly nag Wonder Woman about settling down with him and Nu52 Steve Trevor was firstly a poor man Rick Flag and now a poor man Batman.

Seriously, Wonder Woman would be better off dating Artemis.

Current Harley is so shit she deserves to be in an abusive relationship desu

>Nah, she deserves abuse and pain

End yourself

IMO that goes for every Harley ever

Don't talk shit about USS Constitution..

>implying Ivy doesn't abuse her too

You are obviously a queershit, die from AIDs.

>tfw i have been on that ship.

I'm not.
I simply want you to post it on a better board, that will actually praise her.

>Batman
>having sex

Can we please not?

Either way.

Ivy is abusive too, shithead

>Implying she does it

Any Dickship is better than Dickbabs

I'll never, NEVER understand DickxBabs.

Seriously. I'd rather see Bruce and Dick fucking in canon than that shit.

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Oh-boohoo, an out of context panel suddenly means something. Why don't you post aslo "The Bet" story even though Harley was on the game too, or the Robin & Ivy & Harley story from the BTAS tie-in books even though the Harley & Ivy friendship wasn't set on stone yet, or wait what about the Harley & Ivy backup story from Batman Adventures? That sure is gonna shut me up even though Ivy was going through the process of converting from human to plant and was lashing to to everyone

Pic related my face

batman-lite

>getting this triggered

The truth hurts, doesn't it user?

These are both patrician choices, but I was thinking the other night about how, for as much as people talk about how Superman would clean up Gotham, I'd love to see a story or two about Wonder Woman fighting Gotham City rogues. Maybe she captures Poison Ivy and pic related ensues.

I'd rather have DickxDonna

Nah, it doesn't. I'm just tired of casuals and Jarley shippers just posting shit out of context and shit with twisted meaning

Just like Tom Tresser, then.

My patrician friend.
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Bruce and Dick are canon now though, user

Fuck, they've always been fucking perfect for each other.

That shit will always bother me. Yeah, yeah. Besties forever. Whatever. DickxDonna are perfect, but instead Dick is constantly dealing with nagging bitches and Donna taking care of manchilds.

Fucking finally. About time.

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>elder god tier
more like intro to dyke ships tier

>Jarley
Oh, fuck off tumblr.
Without Joker, Harley wouldn't even exist.
They deserve each other, both are crazy fuckers and she loves it.

Forced Ship Thread?

I like Dicknighter, but I don't think Midnighter would chose Dick over his husbando

How do you feel about the Kuznetsov user?

The Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy ship literally ruined Poison Ivy as a character.

>there will come a time when friendships in comics will never exist, where simply making eye contact with someone of the same sex implies a homosexual relationship

A shame, since unlike Apollo, Dick actually has a personality.

This, she craves for the Bat.
Harley can have The Joker.

>taking a conversation completely out of context
itp; delusions

THIS. They basically turned her into 'Harley Quinn's Loving, Supporting Girlfriend' rather than her being a human-hating, plant-obsessed supervillain

Nah, p/u/re perfection

Didn't happen until Palmiotti Harley solo tho, so it didn't ruin Ivy character beyond Harley solo

That's how sex works for Batman.

That's why I like Midnighter, he's a faggot sure but he's a cool fucking faggot.

Even in Gotham City Sirens Poison Ivy was acting as Harley Quinn's lapdog and sidekick. That comic ended with her being BTFO by Quinn, even.

See I like Harley and Ivy being pals and fooling around once in a while that's cool, but it'll never be considered "canon" since it seems like every comic Harley is in she fluctuates on who she's with. Sometimes she's with Joker, sometimes she's with Ivy other times she's with some other completely random ship. It's inconsistent so I never take her seriously.

>'Harley Quinn's Loving, Supporting Girlfriend'

Again, that only happens in Harley's solo, outside of that she's still is the Ivy you fags know and love

In Sirens Ivy had more independence than being Harley's lapdog, so using Sirens as your defense is useless

The only good thing about the Batman/Wonder Woman ship are all the angsty fanfics. Man, i love that shit. Specially the ones where Batman cuck himself or die.

It would suck in the comics, though. I don't even know how that shit would work out.

>Again, that only happens in Harley's solo, outside of that she's still is the Ivy you fags know and love

Ivy hasn't manipulated a dude into killing himself for a long time.

Gonna post some real Ivy

It'll never be considered "canon" since that's the nature of comics, a never-ending story but if Harley had a goodbye story have for secure that it'll be with her and Ivy. Word of Dini say so

That's not on Harley, that's on the writers. Blaming Harley for the writers incompetence of coming with an Ivy story is stupid. Hell if you wanna blame someone blam IvyLeague since they are the ones pushing for an anti-hero Ivy, not us

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If you say so. Though to be honest I'd prefer Ivy going full hero like Clayface since I've always considered her a tragic villain.

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>Posting a Ivy story on where she let herself being beaten
>Prefering a hero Ivy instead of villain

God you fags are so inconsistent with your shit.

Thank you. I'm not a fan of retarded cuck nu Ivy.

Can anyone tell me why Sup Forums hates Dickbabs so much?

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But that's cuck Ivy too, in that story she's literally Bats lapdog, she doesn't even fight back!

JESUS H. CHRIST

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They're both orphans with troubled pasts who gallivant through the night in silly costumes as a form of escapism. Bruce is a sheltered and withdrawn trust-fund baby, Selina is an impoverished runaway gutter tramp. She foils his repressed sexuality and insularity, and challenges his world of black and white. Batman believed in the inherent good of Catwoman when nobody else ever would, and thus changed the way she thought about herself and her actions. They mirror and understand each other in ways no other characters do, they have a great dichotomy. It's sweet and romantic, sometimes fun and sometimes tragic, what's so hard to understand about that? Their families don't have to be connected in order for there to be stories worth telling.

And yeah, Batman being alone is the almighty status quo, and thus must be sated.

>shipping
>patrician
pick one, faggot

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the only time it happened it was a nightmare dick was having. Dick was married to Donna, but the marriage was failing and it was implied she was cheating on him.

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WoW, totally different from what you fags hates

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Firstly, Dick and Barbara had a neat dynamic that had Dick as the younger kid in love playing cool and mature woman who liked to tease.

Secondly, to match the cartoons at the time they retconned Dick and Barbara past dynamic and deaged Barbara.

Thirdly, it became a forced and annoying star-crossed lovers bullshit.

Fourthly, it's an on and off thing with no payoff and all it gives us is Barbara constantly nagging Dick about his life choices.

That's it, guys

10/10

Seriously?

Seriously ?

It's even more annoying because it's a really popular pairing (on sites other than Sup Forums) so it's unlikely to end anytime soon

There's no connection between those pics.

Sure, so Ivy's isn't Bats lapdog even after this two pages?

I think you might be confused and/or ESL.

Holy shit that's pathetic. What happened to Ivy?

>They mirror and understand each other in ways no other characters do

That's false.

>Their families don't have to be connected in order for there to be stories worth telling.

It would create a lot of story-telling opportunities.

As it is Batman doesn't need really Catwoman to have his worldview, since all his rogues challenge his black and white morality, and, to be frank, Catwoman doesn't really need Batman to find out she can do good. So if you take away the cat-and-mouse dynamic and sexual tension there isn't much else to explore with them. They only work as a static thing.

Man, Ivy doesn't fight back, she literally gets herself get punched and let it be, while you fags scream and shout about Ivy being Harley's lapdog even though Ivy only helps Harley from time to time. Those pages are literally the same shit that you fags hate

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