How many waifus is too many?

How many waifus is too many?

more than one per series

More than one.

More than zero.

More than one.

Correct answer. We're Sup Forumsrmons here, multiple waifus are allowed because we have love to spare, unlike those filthy monog/a/mists.

*More than one per type of media
You can have a Sup Forums waifu and a Sup Forums waifu, and even a Sup Forums waifu as long as she's not from a cartoon.

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Enjoy hell you heathens.

One waifu is too many. Grow the fuck up.

If you cannot commit, do not commit.

What if you choose the wrong waifu?

Can you divorce your waifu and choose another or are you stuck with the same waifu for the rest of your life?

I chose poorly back in 2006.

give it time, normalfriend

in time you too will see the superiority of the 2D woman

A waifu is nothing but a crutch for a show. If you can't get me interested without flashing a pair of tits, or a whore in my face, then your show has failed miserably.

Take Megas XLR for instance. Coop and Jamie have been proven to carry entire episodes by themselves, so Kiva isn't the anchor point that makes people want to watch it. Infact, she's kind of a minor character in comparison to the giant robots and jersey life style that mix together.

Compare that to shows like Steven Universe, where every episode needs a fat androgynous brown waifu who cries about her feelings for 11 minutes. Or Adventure Time, where Finn stopped being the main character so we could have lesbian princess adventures with asshole vampire and bubblegum hitler, who can't pull a show off by themselves due to having the personality of cardboard.

you may divorce her but you will have to break from the church as well

To bad she got GREIVOIUSED

Words to live by.

Is it because Coop might be gay?

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>actual autists think of character as wife
>Sup Forums laughs at them and makes a meme of it
>newfags come in and don't know what waifu means
>they mistakenly think waifu means favorite character
>now all of Sup Forums is pretending to be retarded, because of a bunch of newfags
Just kill me, senpai.

How can she be your waifu when she's not even canon anymore?

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Fuck the waifu thing.

"I think therefore I fap."

>How can she be your waifu when she's not even canon anymore?
ever heard of the prequels?

>prequels
>canon

Trying to have more than one waifu or claiming to have a waifu prematurely should be a bannable offense desu

One and ONLY one is enough, user.

What if trying to get a waifu lands you 10 years in an iso-cube

Worth it

>autism

>killed by grievous in deleted scene
>killed by Anakin off-screen
>killed by Starkiller in Force Unleashed

Why did they have it in for her?

>She turns into a generic human shaped shit

I refuse to watch the show because I learned about this

This ALWAYS happens and is the primary reason why we live in one of the worst universes. Oh you like the dragon? It's a whore in a dumb costume now. You like the robot? Now it's an cyborg. Slug? huuuuman

Usually I can't help but love the "royality" and the tomboy in every series. Or I just like to ship them?

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Why can't men be in love with actual monsters and not this constant human girl with extra make up nonsense

Fuck this Earth it's bullshit. I'm jealous of fucking Donkey from Shrek

If I wanna marry a kaiju why should I not be able to?!

Blame the monstergirl fandom. They've been very gradually raising themselves into a force worthy of comparing to the furry fandom.

what show?

Thank Ahsoka for this chick never ever appearing again anywhere.

We can't confuse the kids with two similar looking aliens!

Shrek

Literally the only Sup Forums work off the top of my head where a guy gets with something more that barely inhuman

Tell me there's more, guys, I need to know the world isn't THAT horrible

Most Monstergirl stuff just gives all the people who were attracted to furry art, but stayed in the closet because any interest in anthropomorphic animals in a sexual manner was verboten on the internet for a good portion of the beginning of the 21th century due to furries, an outlet to enjoy it while dodging the old internet labels.

Correct!

I mean its Japan. She decided to go female even though staying non-gender made they a far more interesting character. Like I said though its Japan the author has some good ideas but he has to go with social norms because Japanese audience.

Can it be gender reversed?

I can't really recall any actual Sup Forums stories. Best I got is The Will and The Stalk and that gets shut down as soon as it's introduced. I try to keep an eye out for this sort of stuff, but nothing's coming to mind at the moment. Might just be tired.

Some people have drawn some cute looking Rule 63 Beauty and the Beast. It's a shame no one's ever done anything with it, since there's a good opportunity for interesting dynamics there with rather inhuman looking women. I think some X-Men stories went that way, but I've never been a big X-Men reader so I couldn't point to one specifically. I think there was a girl was just a brain in a jar? Anyway, I guess male readers just want their entry level waifus and female readers just want to be entry level waifus.

There's not even many webcomics tackling it, none that spring to mind right now anyway, and they've got all sort of degeneracy. I think people were posting some side character and a dragon in Two Kinds have some weird moment of chemistry? Aside from another dragon wanting the MC's dick too.

There is no such thing as too many waifus. Ahsoka Tano, Rey, Peridot, Lapis Lazuli, and Serena are best Waifus.

That's what it always is

Beauty and the Beast

Strange Magic

Edward scissor hands

Hunchback of Notre Dame (2)

The Junkman and Beautiful fucking Gorgeous

It's always pretty woman and Inhuman/ugly man, either as a don't judge a book lesson or comedy or whatever

Normie guys are faggots and won't fuck anything out of the ordinary and they make all the media

I swer, if I get the dosh to make a movie, first thing I'm doing is a story of a knight going to slay a dragon/rescue a princess, meet a qt dragon, and the two falling in love. Shrek made it an offscreen gag, but nigga this gon be the PLOT

>when Monk and the Thermian girl from Galaxy Quest are making out and she starts revealing her true form and he's still into it

EVEN IF THE SPEND MOST OF THE MOVIE LOOKING LIKE A NORMIE WOMAN BUT TURN OUT TO BR A SQUID AND HE LOVES HER JUST AS MUCH LIKE THAT, I WOULD TAKE THAT

It's Zone of The Enders Dolores all over again!

Being Shaak Ti is suffering.

She also dies by an unknown assailant in Yoda's flash-forward.

It's OK though, stupid fucking bitch got Fives killed.

I mean, played for comedy there's plenty. Like that giant dinosaur with the hots for Donald Duck.

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Buy a helium tank you're wasting the fucking oxygen

>Compare that to shows like Steven Universe, where every episode needs a fat androgynous brown waifu who cries about her feelings for 11 minutes.

You've never actually watched Steven Universe, have you? Besides the best waifus in SU are blue.

Is this a trick question?

Your next line is:
"Stop browsing Sup Forums,watching cartoons and playing vidya".

>t's always pretty woman and Inhuman/ugly man
It is true that the jew overlords have been pushing white women with subhuman blacks in media.

If you ever feel that you're scraping the bottom of the barrel for a waifu to fill a roster that's not a waifu

You're allowed ONE instance of two waifus from one property but you can only invoke this allowance wisely

You're allowed ONE instance of waifu (male) per batch

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never too many

I have always wondered how Sup Forumsutists can be such monogamous waifu purists when Moonland loves their harem shows so much.

The Tenchi family tree is fucking insane. I don't even know what ridiculous complications were added to it when the creator did those semi-canon omakes

Sup Forums has a bad habit of claiming ownership of things so they can insist everyone else is doing it wrong. They have a deep-seated need to feel superior due to being immense failures from a dying board.

Bear them no mind. As Saint Tenchi taught us, the amount of waifus you can have is limited only by the bounds of your love for them.

Nah, the harem end is rare as fuck. The whole appeal of the harem is the reversal of the typical otaku male experience with women: the ability to reject female attention. The vast majority of them end with predictable waifu, and the rest of the story is the guy playing keep away with his dick from all the other girls.

That, and crass mass marketing to hit a wide audience by shoving in a waifu for everyone.

Which is funny because the genre started out with an asshole protagonist (urusei yatsura) being constantly put in massive danger by his harem. Then Tenchi made the protagonist likeable, Love Hina removed all the otherworldly (read: interesting) staff and anime became a porno.

Having any number of waifu's is fine as long as their terran/human

if you have a robot or alien waifu then you should consider suicide by immolation to clean yourself

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Yes, and you can clearly see the result of inbreeding with Tenchi's grandson and his retard moleman impulses.

So someone with sense still remains on Sup Forums.