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Anonymous 10/14/17(Sat)09:45:34 No.748049630▶ caturday. show meow your best.

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Does it really require le black science man's authority to figure out that the guy in a metal suit that flies faster than a jet fighter, fires lasers and can shrug off tank shells, would probably beat a guy with a cape and a grappling hook?

>Iron man invents everything he uses
>Batman has engineers
>Therefor Iron Man is better
Surely not having engineers to make you stuff and make the stuff you already have better is a disadvantage?

>Implying the geeks who made night vision goggles can inherently fight better than navy seals

This

>Iron Man arrives
>price of Stark Industries stock plummets

>Superman arrives
>We're talking about a being whose very existence challenges our own sense of priority in the Universe. When you go back to Copernicus where he restored the Sun in the center of the known universe, displacing Earth, and you get to Darwinian evolution and you find out we're not special on this Earth; we're just one among other lifeforms. And now we learn that we're not even special in the entire Universe — because there is Superman.

>trivialising
i can do it too
>"Does it really require le black science man's authority to figure out that the world's greatest detective with immense knowledge on topics like science, combat, weaponry and tactics in peak physical shape, would probably beat a guy in a metal suit?"

A scientist could beat a soldier because he developed the tech himself.

Tyson's one of those science dudes that is really smart at his one thing and a complete fucking retard at everything else.

what is this from? that url doesn't seem to exist

the implication is that the inventor is better than the consumer. who are we to doubt black science man?

That's not the reason why Iron Man is more likely to win, what the fuck is wrong with this nigger?

Basically this

I think you did it wrong shouldve said military grade weaponry anyone can have knowledge still aint gonna beat steel though

bvs

Doesn't batman always fight smart? Surely he'd be able to figure some way to cunt Tony out his playsuit

DC = Trump

Marvel = Hillary

true but tony has ai that records analyzes and counters the opponents moves and its already programed for all known hand to hand combat but I mean bruce has a fucking city sized mech so it aint gonna help much

>b-but preptime!
Sorry chums. No amount of preptime would be enough.

>anyone can have knowledge
and yet they don't
by your logic, anyone can have a suit of armor

He's not even that smart at what he does. He's just a popular media figure because he's a black guy who can speak clearly and string more than 10 words together without saying YAKNOWWATIMEAN?

But he's right. Iron Man would trash Batsy in a normal fight. However Batsy would completely molest him if given even the most shitty anti-Superman armour that doesn't rely on Kryptonite because the sheer scale of being able to fight with Supes physically to any extent > anything Iron Man has done aside from King Thor, who was powering the Thor Breaker anyway.

But on the 'we meet in the street' thing, Bats loses every time.

But Marvel actually won.

this is interesting but i always thought of the central debate in batman v superman was pragmatism v idealism. superman is a symbol of idealism (truth justice and the american way) whereas batman symbolizes pragmatism (all that matters is the outcome. doesn't matter how many laws you break as long as you are upholding justice). i suppose in the end this is why there can't be a winner in batman v superman because it is a proxy for too many contradictory arguments.

>He's not even that smart at what he does.
what he was trained by carl sagan right just cause hes black and kinda snotty isnt a reason to demean his intellect and it may be limited but its still there

Surely batman would figure that out into the fight and pull some excuse out his arse like he fought to the suits disadvantage.

I dunno if you could even answer a question like this, you could bullshit it either way. Batman could do some fuckery to win, Tony could just laser him to win.

Okay

Exactly. Even if he's right about the winner, that's not why he's right.

so did hillary. not only in the count, but in trumps abysmal failure as a leader.

noo they cant keep getting away with it

Have you seen Batman fans? They seem to think Batman can beat anyone. Doomsday, Superman, whatever... Batman can beat them given enough time.

How do you pronounce DCuck? Dee-see-uck? Dee-cuck?

>Hulkbuster
>Busted by hulk
Irony.skinner

>failure as a leader
>no failures in policy
hmm

Daily reminder that degrasse tyson is a hired hollywood actor and a fraud.

*breathes in*

you can't hide your shame from us

god forgib me

Unlike Stark Batman has a lifetime of experience in combat ,tactics and how to fight overpowered opponents

Don't forget Bats has his own Hulkbuster suit made to fight guys like Lobo or Superman.

metal suit that shoots lasers

If they were seriously trying to kill each other, Iron Man would win easily.
Even in BvS, Batman only survived against Doomsday for like 30 seconds until WW saved him. Iron man would do the exact same shit, just barrage him with missiles and lasers until he has nowhere to go

so? if iron man gets to use his hulkbuster suit then batman gets to use his insider suit

batman doesn't need prep time, batman's foremost power is that he thinks on his feet, he doesn't go "oh shit" when his prepping doesn't pay off, he adapts to the situation
maybe he'd just do that "hidden batarang bomb among a dozen of normal batarangs" move and take out iron man's arc reactor instantly

iron man isn't a bulletproof hulk with spikes