>New EU rules promise 100Mbps broadband and free Wi-Fi for all
Oy vey! Oy gevalt! Don't get tricked goys, the EU is evil!
The free market is better!
That is why Australia, Canada, USA have such amazing Internet connections compared to Sweden, Finland...
Limitless bandwitdh is evil, goys!
Limited bandwidth is better for you! You need to know your limits.
>promise 100Mbps
>can only go on blacked.com and BBC
>controversial copyright reform
Basically now EU members have to pay for Spotify etc. on the off-chance that any song they want to listen to is on that, when it previously would've absolutely been on YouTube and for free.
Yea because I'd want the EU having unrestricted access to everything I do on the Internet. This is the biggest most obvious bait ever created in history. Like the trojan horse but far bigger
Don't trust the EU, goys! The Anglosphere is much better!
You don't want to be like those shitty South Koreans or Japanese or Scandinavians with their fancy limitless, cheap, 100Mbps Internet do you?
You're real men, real good goys, you pay for each megabyte with your sweat.
>up to 100mb
>for all of Europe
>Billions of pooskins clogging the bandwidth
>be lucky if you get 56k
Does this package include EU spying?
I have friends in Canada, I heard about your pathetic Internet connections, made me LOL for 5 minutes.
How does it feel knowing I have 10x times better Internet for 10 times cheaper? A person from a non-country country like Slovenia ?
Hurts a little doesn't it?
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No! Fuck this shit! I won't accept a downgrade from 500 Mbps!
wtf i hate brexit now
>100 mbps internet
>downloading made illegal
Imagine those stupid fucking Anglos then man
They have special cück limits on their bandwidth
In 2016
Ahahahahhahaha
arstechnica.com
> The headline irritant is still the so-called Google tax—in fact a neighbouring rights provision that would allow publishers to charge aggregators for publishing snippets of their stories.
Time to pay for that screenshot, OP.
HAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
why is australian internet so shit lads?
>>downloading made illegal
[citation needed]
Both OP and you are faggots for not providing links.
No need to be in EU for limitless bandwidth and high speeds, you just don't have to be third world. Also we don't have to get cucked on Merkel's every whim. Yeah EU is a piece of shit, no thanks.
The EU is promising to downgrade my broadband. I currently get 350 Mbps with no cap.
Oh it gets better:
>the so-called Freedom of Panorama exception—which allows filmmakers and photographers to include copyrighted public buildings and monuments in their work—was not included.
Continentals will literally have to PAY FOR RECORDING COPYRIGHTED BULDINGS
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>the first time in history a Slovak has ever had something to be smug about
Lmao my connection has been 100mbps for who knows how many years and on top of it the thought police don't come knocking at my door if I offend someone online. Congrats tho :^)
And how is the EU going to implement that? Will they start their own private EU-wide ISP? Or will they pass a law that forces private companies to do something that 99.5% of their customers don't even need?
So that would change your day to day internet habits how?
That is currently somewhat in force in a lot of countries. You have to pay to show the Hollywood sign in movies and TV for example. Forgot who you pay, I think it's the state of California itself. Charlie Brooker did a Screenwipe ep about it all, it was interesting.
You can get 100Mbps broadband and 20Mbps 3G mobile in Russia for $20/month. I am sure with EU government spendings they can afford to spend such sum on everyone.
Faggot,
GO SUCK ON SONE MORE BRUSSELS COCK
YOU FUCKING GAY
AHHHH
> be Eastern European
> see le gibsmedat
> give away all your rights and liberties for a tiny piece of that immediately
you will never stop being pale-skinned niggers and you deserved every year under the commie regime you had
B-but I already have 100mbps Internet w no data cap. Literally downloaded 500GB this month so far
>people still using the jewbook
>even when it's been confirmed Mark Zuckerberg works with government stasi
>even when it's been confirmed Mark Zuckerberg runs government sociological experiments on the userbase as part of mood-reshaping experiments on social media
>even when it's known Mark Zuckerberg became a billionaire by taking an increasingly larger amount of mandatory information, and selling it to governments (it's totally not domestic spying hehehe) and corporate marketing firms
>even when it's known Mark Zuckerberg artificially injects material given to him by the CIA and NSA, such as the Arab Spring and BlackLivesMatter; psyops aimed at producing political disruption and destabilization to profit themselves
"Free" Internet paid for with your taxes of course. Free to refugees and more expensive to you, the person paying tax :^)
Also it will be their Internet. The info of what you download won't be protected by private companies that refuse to hand over customers for prosecution for fear of going out of business.
>"free" state funded internet
>you can only go to the approved sites
>you cant anonymously shitpost without the police identifying you in 10 seconds
yeah, thanks but no thanks
Excellent refutation of my points slavman.
From what I understood, they will provide funds to local governments that wish to install free access points in cities and villages across Europe. Whether that is done by state owned companies or private ones is unknown. The EU will just throw money at them.
But from the article, only $125 million is available for this, which I think is way too little for a project this big. It will just end up being pocketed by relatives of Greek and Romanian politicians and the following year they will be asking for more free Germoney.
Just don't use it to look at porn, or complain about being beheaded by your neighbor.
That's a lot of money in russia though.
I kinda can see the reasoning why one would do this - after all, the internet is a kind of "infrastructure". One that makes everyones life easier, and delivers bread and games to ones house.
Still, I'm very concerned who will have to pay for that, especially in the eastern expansion countries, where pretty much all of that would have to be done from scratch.
never trust slavic mountain jews
>But from the article, only $125 million is available for this
In other words: It's nonsense.
The only reason they are doing is that so many "refugees" were complaining that they couldn't use their phones.
We already have free wifi in the city center. Why is this news?
They want free wifi even out in the lakes.
The internet was a mistake
I'm paying about 20 euros a month for a 100/25 mbps connection, no limits of any kind either.
>charge aggregators for publishing snippets of their stories.
I'm torn on this
Imagine a world without reddit.
>2016
>get stuck with 2016 speeds
>day comes where the speed is too slow and the infrastructure is out of date with innovated technology
>want change
>have to suffer through a long period of gathering publoc funding
>have to pay out perpetually
>have to force govt fat cats to reqrite the law
>have to implement new changes
>time to completion: 10 years
id rather just save my hardcore data usage for when im at home. who needs this sedetive junk when theyre out in the real world, living life?
Sometimes i forget how brainwashed the West is.
Doesn't north korea have a state funded and approved internet not unlike the one EU is now promising?
The man speaks the truth! 120 limitless mbit/s, with 3x TV and a phone subscription - 50 eur per month.
but who will pay for it ?
>private companies that refuse to hand over customers for prosecution for fear of going out of business.
Fucking lol, private companies jumped at the chance to suck off the NSA
Got the original version?
you wont trick me shlomo
>That is why Australia have such amazing Internet connections
uhh y-yea of course w-w do!
>Who cares about sovereignty anyway? You can get (((free))) internet
It shows that actual costs of Internet access are ridiculously small. All above is just overheads created by regulations and ISP greed. When pressed by lack of payable demand ISP agree and could afford make prices very low.
This
everyone, so it's "free"
I would never do that - you have never tricked me with your čevap, I shall not trick you with my internetz.
Shit, that isn't the original?
Bread and circuses.
>don't worry about the annexation, EU army and draconian laws, look! you'll get to have decent internet wherever you go! You'll only be able to visit sites on our pre-approved white list but still!
EU Army is coming too.
This. Plus, I dont need free WiFi, I have 3 GB of mobile internet for 100 CZK monthly, which is like 4 dollars. Thats almost free.
>Europeans get taxed 10% more (they're already at around 60 kek) to make sure refugees can download cp
I cant wait to milk EU funds from it
They use intranet but some privileged individuals can use supervised internet.
You are saying it like that is a bad thing
well prepare for an embargo if you try to push the internet issue again
and re-eductaion centers next, don't forget about them
>letting the government pay you off with bread and circuses
The benefit of something being free, is that you can't really complain about it if / when it is crap.
So yes, expect a lot of nice tracking goodies bundled for FREE.
>Believes governmental promises
user please
How much do you pay for that?
>"Free wifi for all"
>Millions of shitskins connecting to a shitty unprotected connection
Have fun getting your identity stolen by Sadiq
>New EU rules promise 100Mbps broadband and free Wi-Fi for all
Oy vey! Oy gevalt! Don't get tricked goys, the EU is evil!
Oh hi retard, who do you think is going to pay for all that "free" stuff?
Why is it leftists don't understand that there's no such thing as something free.. Just because it's obfuscated who's paying for it doesn't mean it's fucking free..
Also btw. private or national subsidized companies in sweden and other places put fiber down long ago to upgrade their infrastructure, don't need EU for this..
It will just be much more expensive than it needs to be and all those excess money could be spent on something else in the nations where it is ripped from.
If people want fiber they should pay for it nationally themselves by financing private industry to put down the fiber, just as people have done several years ago..
Instead of asking nations who already have it to be forced to pay taxpayer money to EU to give to some other shit country who don't have it.. Literally robbery by daylight via the EU.
>eternal janez
>they will provide funds to local governments
>Whether that is done by state owned companies or private ones is unknown.
>The EU will just throw money at them.
Wow, that sounds familiar. I'm sure the European federal government can do this better than the American federal government somehow.
Woops misclick you have 2 (You)s now
>implying the free eu internet will be anything but an intranet.
You can't opt out of this
You have to pay for this in taxes
It will use suboptimal solutions, that will generate more costs
You will have to pay extra to every bureaucrat that is involved in that project
It will create jobs for family and friends of bureaucrat officials
You will have to pay them off every time
Then those who worked in private sector will be by large unemployed, because they aren't liked by government
At that point you will have this service served to you by unskilled and overcrowded company
It will suck tax money dry and it will be so bad that it will have crashes regularly
Fuck the EU stop robbing taxpayer money from every nation in EU for your communistic agendas, you disgusting faggots.. DOWN WITH EU, shut the fucking shit down return to nationalism, demolish EU parliament.
Look at these faggots just unilaterally decide to rob every EU taxpayer to throw billions of wasteful spending on putting down fiber all over eu which is expensive as fuck..
People who don't have it should finance it themselves.. fuck this bullshit. dirty communist whores
>you have free internet so now you're free to watch all the kike-produced cuck porn you want
>you're free to welcome the refugees from your free home wifi
>free internet means that everyone can access the New State-Sponsored Media Programs
lmao
Awesome. Can I get a free gf too? I am a Syrian refugee.
>new internet tax
>controlled by the EU so now they can control and shut down what they want
>full monitoring of "internet violence"
wew lads
replace billions with trillions actually.
That's just fan fucking tastic, eurozone economy is in toilet because of all this migration and other stuff and greece not paying denbts and other shit..
BUT HEY.. LETS PUT DOWN FIBER ALL OVER EU FOR TRILLIONS OF WASTEFUL SPENDING AND FORCE TAXPAYERS IN NATIONS THAT ALREADY HAVE IT TO PAY FOR IT! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG..
Fuck EU, they are total disconnected from reality.
I already have 100Mbps per second but unlimited?
Retard shill.
ive got 120mb fibre with no cap. what now faggot?
also it puts commercial internet providers out of buiseness, so it's actually not only expensive but also have a negative effect on the industry
fucking morons everywhere
We have shitty internet speed because our cities are separated by thousands of kilometres of desert and our closest neighbours are the Indonesians.
Fuck are you going to do about it you pussy ass bitch beside crying like a little faggot over the internet? You Danes amuse me.
Can people explain to me what the problem of having a public option is? It's not like it goes against the free market or anything. It just creates an incentive for ISPs to improve their services.
I'd not want to downgrade my 1gbps for 10 euro a month thank you very much
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They will actually be worse at it because no common language, no single law or enforcement, each member government will just grab the money and do whatever they want with it.
Look for Ciudad Real Airport to see how wonderfully managed EU funds are.
Go die in a fire you leftist faggot manlet.
i would cut your fucking head off with my butcher knife. Rid the world of 1 shittalking faggot atleast.
>who needs this sedetive junk when theyre out in the real world, living life?
Yeah, who needs the freedom and responsibility to choose a connection to the home of the last bastions of free speech and knowledge.
Everyone's using shitty mobile anyway.
>bandwidth limits
>current year
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