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>Gym? What's a gym?

I hate the sea and everything in it.

Woah, I'm seein' double! FOUR Krustys!

Super Nintendo Chalmers still gets me

English side ruined. Must use French instructions. Le Grill!? What the hell is that!

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Chu cain't protect her forever, chu stupid lady

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Truer every day.

>Patty: Oh nothing, dear. I’m just trashing your father.
Lisa: Well, I wish that you wouldn’t. Because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he’s the only father I have. Therefore, he is my model of manhood, and my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships. So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me. And I am far too young to defend myself against such onslaughts.
Patty: Mm hm. Go watch your cartoon show, dear.

May I see it?

Hello my name is mr burns

.....no

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HEY! MR PRIME MINISTAH! ANDY!

PITT THE ELDER!

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Homer Simpson: You used to be a boxer just like me?

Moe Szyslak: Yup. They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

>Hey there's a new mexico

>Kid Moe

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Mr. Burns: To the plant! We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in!
Mr. Smithers:...But sir.
Mr.Burns: -pulls out a gun- I said...hop in....

Lenny: "Ah! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

A la grande le puse cuca.

Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.

Not Lenny!

Kent Brockman: Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?

Otto: Taxes? Isn't this the line for Metallica?

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>Oh crap!

"Pray for Mojo"

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Homer? Who is Homer?

Homer: Marge?
Marge Simpson: Yes, Homie? *dododododododo*

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>Mr. Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
>Smithers: But sir, those aren't the
>Mr. Burns: Do as I say!

Homer: This is my year, Marge! Everyone knows I'm what makes this
city great!
Marge: I don't know, there's a lot of buzz around Lenny.

"Sir, that man ate all of our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!"

I too love it when Lisa acts nothing like an 8-year-old

>IT WAS BIG... HAIRY... AND PINK

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>fiddle de dee, that will require a tetanus shot

The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice. Like Urkel! And he appears every Friday night. Like Urkel!

or

Y'know what? I could call my ma while I'm up here. HEY MA! GET OF THE DANG ROOF

"I CAN'T, IT'S A GEO"

Fuck every time he steps on the nail I cringe

A la grande le puse Cuca.

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Is this a Jojo reference?

Milhouse: remember that time you kill my gold fish. then you tried to say I never had a gold fish. Well.. why did I have the bowl Bart? why did I have the bowl?

Homer: THAT MAN IS MY EXACT DOUBLE!!!
THAT DOG HAS A FLUFFY TAIL!!!

This is why I like Sup Forums. This thread is actually people sharing quotes and, dare I say it, having genuine fun.

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces...
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces...
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces...

>This is a contest for CHILDREN
>Yeah and Homer kicked their asses!

>Well, crying isn’t gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog.

Oh! A gym!

>But look! I got some cool pogs: Alf pogs! Remember Alf? He’s bac in pog form!
the only reason I even remember this is my brother and me use to love pogs we had a huge collection that is sadly long gone now

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Beer: the solution to AND the cause of all of life's problems.

I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

>it's alright, that walrus will get them
>Sir that's the dad
>BUT HE'S EATING A SEAL!

How do you sleep at night?
On top of a pile of money with many beautiful women.

STUPID sexy Flanders!!

Hired Goons?

MB: I suggest you leave immediately.

HS: Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Well go ahead! Do your worst!

MB: My worst, eh? Smithers. Release the robotic Richard Simmons...

wrong yellow character

My boys a box......my boys a box! DAMN YOU! A BOX!

"And what did you do after leaving The Flying Dutchman?"
"We went fishing."
"Does that sound like a man who's had ALL he can eat?"

Marge! I have terrible, horrible, BLOOD CURDLING NEWS!

Almost.
>And what did you do after you were ejected from the Frying Dutchman?
>Well, we mostly went straight home.
>Mrs. Simpson, need I remind you you ARE under oath.
>...We drove around, looking for another all you can eat seafood place.
>And when you didn't find one?
>*sobbing* We went fishing!

Eyyy

>I, for one, welcome our new ______ overlords.
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>Immediately having a graphic ready for just such an occasion
Springfield local news is on point.

>we will never hear Groundskeeper WiiU
i miss when things were reliably recognizable

Maybe too long to really be a quote but the time Skinner wants to make Billy and the Cloneasaurus and Apu just rants about how stupid it is.

Theres something odd about this place...something I can't quite put my finger on...

Wait a minute! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!

Enjoy your death trap, ladies!

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"What was her problem?"

>lisa warns us that if we continue bashing men, something bad will happen
>nobody who didnt already agree was listening
>current lisa shows us the result of that

The entire "Homer thinks Burns is coming on to him" scene.

Hell, that whole episode.

ah, a fresh batch of America Balls

>WHAT WERE you THINKING!?
>...
>I mean thankyaow, comeagain

This one is notable for being from a recent episode.

>Marge! Don't worry, we've hired one of the four lawyers in town, the GOOD one this time!
Blue haired lawyer enters.
>Hello.

Oh, new jokes, eh?

Bart: Hey dad, how did you get mom to marry you?
Homer Take a look in the mirror, ya little unplanned miracle.

>After homer gets his heart ripped out by a Shaolin.

"I hope you washed your hands first."

Even modern Simpsons can have a good one, even if they are rarer.

>Only you can prevent this riot and save our beloved Communist dictatorship.
>You guys are Commies?!? Then why am I seeing rudimentary free markets?

three prawns are hardly a galaxy

>Tiananmen Square: On this spot in 1989...nothing happened.

>I said: "hop in".

slow down, ye sidewalk-surfin cuuube-gleamers!

LORD PALMERSTON

The fall that failed to kill me SURELY killed the giant!
yes bart. that is how physics works. that's why squirrels can fall out of trees but you cant

And I learned an important lesson too: its okay to get drunk on Christmas, as long as you're at home.

>tfw your dad is an alcoholic in denial

nachos, flanders-style! that's cucumbers and cottage cheese

Damn, I almost had him eating dog food

quijibo
rubber buggy baby bumpers
dental plan
d'oh!
back away, not today disco laday

'Rats', not 'damn'.

>Beat their brains out.

IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!

>Shoot the father!
>Thats not him, thats a whale.
>He just ate a seal!

>Swim for San Francisco!
>I'm not made of money! We'll swim for Oakland!

>Quickly my friends, come aboard! We, the French, also hate America! Come and join us in hating the country that saved us twice from ze Germans!

Lunch lady doris ave eu got any grease

Yes, yes we do

THAN GREASE ME UP WOMAN

Okey Dokey

>Whats a battle?
>Did that boy just say 'whats a battle'?
>No, he said 'Whats that rattle', its the air conditioning.
>I heard 'battle'.
>Well I have a cold, so...
>Oh, so you hear 'b's as 'r's.
>...Yes.

Don't you even fucking dare bring that episode up.

Oh, lighten up. It was funny.

The best part of this is Burns cocking the gun.

Goo Goo Gai Pan? What's wrong with that episode.

>Homer dies
>Homer's ghost dies and he rises back up as a plain outline
"What the hell is THIS?"

Seriously when he's just an outline I fucking lost it.

Because you don't want to summon that guy.

PITT THE ELDER