Who's your favorite klurf?

Who's your favorite klurf?

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the one that drove a guy to suicide

So, is he actually dead or what?

I never read up on that drama, what exactly happened? was it exaggerated?

i wish he went back to being sandypants

>he drew his porn in this style

Was...
Was it good?

Ok, so what was the deal with the 16 year old that artist was cybering with? Did he really groom her or was it consensual?

All I remember about Shmorky was that Jefferson Bros thing he did a decade ago

The klurf who encourages his girlfriend to stop taking insanity pills

i like the porn of klurfs but when he tries to do humans it's offputting

Shmork and SA goons fucked with some Wikipedia editor by making a count similar to his and reverting every single change the guy made until he was banned.

The guy openly said "wikipedia is the only thing I have why would you do this" and Shmork lord told him he should kill himself. So he did.

You can read the logs. At one point she says this feels like rape and that she really doesn't want to do this anymore and he replies with "yeah anyway so I'm shitting my diaper".

Keep in mind now it's TWO 16 year olds and the second one he coerced into recording diaperfur lines so he could pretend to be a girl for KC Green and another diaperfur.

>Boy
>Girl
What the flying fresh fuck?

>wikipedia is the only thing I have why would you do this

This isn't even fappable.

Sandypants is 99.999999% confirmed to be Shmorky. Shmorky and Sandy share a large number of noteworthy contacts, including: KC Green, Lamezone and Mopinks. Shmorky, KC and Lamezone have previously collaborated, and Lamezone has their own secondary public furaffinity account filled with scatological diaper art.

We're only looking at the tip of the shitty yellow iceberg.

KC Green could

potentially

be a diaperfur.

Too bad he isn't less insane and more creative. His style has a goofy 70s look about it that I could really dig

i miss sandypants

Lowtax has apparently confirmed Shmorky = Sandy

I doubt KC's a diaperfur, just a poor sap with good intentions who's surrounded himself around the wrong people.

>edgelord who goads other people into suicide

Sounds like his current situation is sweet karma. Hope it's extra painful.

The one who had toddler scat ERP with a teenager on skype

It's actually based off an artist from the 70's who did porn/stoner humor for magazines.
Vaughn Bode

I was gonna say his art style looks very similar to a bunch of really creepy diaperfur art I've seen

Isn't this guy like an unapologetic pedophile transexual?

Who is he to torment some dude who likes editing wikipedia

And why does SA support him

>And why does SA support him
Because they're essentially a clique of bitchy teenage girls except they're grown men and that festering cesspool of a site their own little clubhouse

>so he could pretend to be a girl for KC Green
Wait, so KC is also a diaperfur pedo? Was he trying to trick Green or was this all some elaborte roleplay they were doing? And if Green is or was in on it, people really need to start looking into Sugar and any of Shmorky's other friends in the animation industry because that's horrifically fucked up. Like at this point it's gone from "haha, he's a fucking degenerate" to "oh god, he's a fucking degenerate" real quick.

Makes me hope he was never left alone with Lowtax's daughter.

youtube.com/watch?v=nBCWlDfFa94

i was in lowtax's stream when emptyhero posted this voice mail that smorky left on his phone
fucking nutso-butts-o
vocaroo.com/i/s1RqsZKhiJ3N

They don't support him. It was mainly Lowtax (and by extension the other mods and admins), lots of people got banned whenever they'd bring this shit up. I first started reading SA around a decade ago and those accusations would come up every so often even then. Lowtax knew of them, certainly, but turned a blind eye probably because "well he's my friend, this can't be true" until it got to a point IRL where even he couldn't deny it.

With the suicide thing, I don't know why he keeps getting brought up in that. AFAIK he was never involved, that was a bunch of other FYAD users, most prominently one named AnneFrankFanfic.

>And why does SA support him

SA is responsible for a lot of modern internet shit but everyone who can trace their roots to the site basically just denies or doesn't want to acknowledge they were ever a goon. Shmork remained Lowtax's friend for a while and always went "I was a goon" so that was someone they could look to.

Keep in mind the SA of today is vastly different from when it started out and now it's some weird social justice paysite.

Still they're all very clique-like. Keep in mind when several SA MODS ending up being pedos and sharing real CP Lowtax just went and nuked where they were doing it and never tried to do anything against him out of fear/compliance. They're all fags over there.

It's still being unraveled but apparently nobody beyond Shmork and

Who knows what could've happened over the years, but..

the fucking chat logs are a riot

sorry posted weird

Con'td

nobody beyond Shmork and the girl he got to do voices for him knew. KC's involvement with the weird diaperfur shit is unknown but he's still defended his friend after all this and this is the third instances of someone he knows being a member of really bad fetish shit so you can imagine.

Shmorky is friends or at least had contact with a lot of "big names". He did shit for the GG, he knows Sugar Lesbian, and Invader Zim Vasquez, etc.

Still even his fucking best friend Lowtax has had enough and after sobering up from his Ritalin coma called him out.

I imagine the people who aren't retarded (Sugar/Vasq) will pretend like they never met the guy while idiots like Arin from the GG (who he did animations for and are currently being asked by people to take them down) willl just kneejerk go "HE'S FINE" without reading any of what got uncovered and then just shut up and never bring it up out of shame.

KC is a weird case because there seems to be some sort of secret left unshared as to why he's willing to go down on Shmorky's diaper boat in the piss ocean.

>Makes me hope he was never left alone with Lowtax's daughter.

He babysat her.

God bless emptyhero

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c'mon, this is so fake
I hope it's not fucking fake omg l m a o

didn't he have a chance to pitch a show to nickelodeon but completely blew it or something

A lot of Something Awful's like that, really. Just kind of sad social rejects who need an identity for themselves, and find it with the "mature, enlightened" liberal fringe movements that are so different from whatever "gross" cesspool they came from. Sup Forums, anime club, Youtube comment sections, it doesn't matter.

Emptyhero made it and it was a joke at Shmork's expense.

On one hand, I don't want this to be a giant rabbit hole regarding the animation industry. On the other hand, I kind of want it to be a giant rabbit hole regarding the animation industry.

Yeah, he got a chance to pitch or do a pilot for them or something and then turned it down because he wanted to have gender stuff and a trans MC, Nick said no and instead of dropping the matter like a reasonable person he threw a fit and walked away from the opportunity.

Remember too that he had a slam dunk plagiarism case against Todd Goldman for stealing some of his art and instead accepted a measily $10,000 settlement.

Full log sli.mg/a/vZDAL8

Some highlights here kiwifarms.net/threads/shmorky-david-kelly-daisy-kay-sandypants-peaches-the-puppy.23467/page-91

Maybe he figured being a showrunner would entail responsibility so sperged out early just so he wouldn't fail bigger later.

This isn't good. This is awful.

Imagine the hilarity if he somehow did get a show and had a total mental breakdown on social media over the responsibility. It's almost a shame it didn't happen.

He's more likely just acquaintances with the industry guys. KC and other internet artists though...

Notably KC's Cartoon Book Club podcast has been deleted from the internet. Episode 4 of the podcast had Shmorky on as a guest, doing his crazy person voice, and he and KC had really bad opinions about Don Bluth.

IF ANYONE DOWNLOADED AND SAVED A COPY OF THAT PODCAST EPISODE, PLEASE UPLOAD AND SHARE IT. SOMEBODY MUST HAVE A COPY.

I've never heard/seen this stuff before, the only names I recognize are KC Green and Arin.

Can someone give me a rundown, or direct me to a place I can read one?

control f kiwi farms and read that forum post

>He babysat her.
And now she's brutally waiting for him to end it

I like this one

Jesus goddamn. There's hating someone and then there's that. And if she's like, what, 10 or thereabouts and aware of all of his weird fucking internet fetish shit? Did he try to expose her to it in some way?

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>yes i shall be a fat man on the internet
i like this kid

lol if you think kids that age are ignorant and innocent about the internet

who is this lowtax man

Ah Lowtax. You're alright.

it's more that her father is publicly encouraging it

Lowtax founded Something Awful and still runs Something Awful. Moot used to post on Something Awful and some of the original Sup Forums userbase is from there.

I don't really care if it's that he's publically encouraging it. Like I said I'm more worried that Shmorky may have done something to his kids whether it's trying to show them is diaperfur shit or something worse.

Sup Forums was created because Moot left Something Awful. I can't remember why anymore.

He got banned for being underage and his posts on the anime forum IIFC

Someone on Batman's Shameful Secret might have it, hopefully. I only have the first episode on my hard drive.

I really need to start mass downloading podcast episodes, I always get pissed when an entire archive gets deleted before I know it.

>was it exaggerated

obviously

She deserves Shmorky trying to put her in a diaper because she's a cunt.

Nah, he was advertising the site on SA for a little bit. There was an overlap period.

So from what I can tell here a lot of the big hot shot internet kiddos around the early to mid-2000s seem to know each other. And because Shmorky is a massive raging faggot, that rubs off on everyone around him.

It's like the Goblins of porn, but more pleasant

Back in the day you had to work your ass off to be internet famous.

Take Neil Cicierega, for example.

Except he's actually talented.

>friends with diaperfur unknowingly
>lol guess he's a diaperfur
someone should break the bad news to lowtax

If he was friends with the Sandypants alias it wasn't unknowing. Sandy's entire twitter history is just talking about shitting herself.

Back in the day you had to show up to the party early to be internet famous.

Regardless of the current talent of these folk, a lot of their early work wasn't all that good. It was just, back then, a lot of the underaged kids on the internet didn't really have anything else to look to, so they turned to these guys for content.

But Neil is a legit genius who can do whatever the fuck he wants and still make it work.

What's weird is the understanding that these are the guys at the top of the food chain now. There's this idea that places like Tumblr and Sup Forums and Reddit are run by people like their base audience (raving autists), but they're really run and culturally dominated by the last members of the old guard.

Which means that the real horror is yet to come, when the wave of edgelords and sjws come to power.

>Neil Cicierega
>Except he's actually talented.
Funny joke, all he does is make shit content using popular characters

huh

>makes me hope he was never left alone with Lowtax's daughter.

you should already be hoping lowtax is never alone with lowtax's daughter

I thought it was when loli and pettanko officially got banned from ADTRW

Early (like pre-tenbux early) SA was a pretty fucking wild place. Filesharing and warez were relevant enough to warrant their own board and massive porn threads could be found on the front page of the forums.

bet lowtax wishes he put a stop to that

>So from what I can tell here a lot of the big hot shot internet kiddos around the early to mid-2000s seem to know each other.

more or less. early 2000s circlejerks are a massive clusterfuck of grudges and scratch-my-back-i-scratch-yours relationships that aren't really friendhsips.

>What's weird is the understanding that these are the guys at the top of the food chain now.

Nah, they really aren't. They keep themselves in their own circlejerks. The problem is that they are stupidly public with shitty opinions, then mob the fuck out of anyone who disagrees with them.

Their habit of defending people from their circlejerk even if those people are beyond defense (ie: zoe quinn) makes them exceptionally infuriating.

nigga please

>And why does SA support him

They don't.

>nigga please
Show me something good that he's made that doesn't feature a celebrity or copyrighted character and is 100% original

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He could have had so many more tenbux.

didn't this fucker call the cops on his gf saying she was going to kill him.

his ingenious abuser tactic is playing the victim

I can believe it. Did you never hear the recording? She was nuts.

I found his account while fucking around the paywall. He got banned for memeing, paid to get unbanned

SA banned you for being underage B&?

He didn't, he made Sup Forums because ADTRW and another community he belonged to were tantalized by 2chan, so he decided to replicate the site in english.

>I thought it was when loli and pettanko officially got banned from ADTRW

Nah, but like half the early Sup Forums staff got banned from SA for it.

Roughtly 9/10s of his discography

She was having a violent schizophrenic breakdown and could have easily killed him. That said, he brought it on himself.

lemondemon.wikia.com/wiki/Discography
Why don't you tell us how many of these fit your criteria instead?

I know you're talking about Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, or maybe you mean the Mouth Sounds/Mouth Silence things, but that's still like 5% of the shit he's done.

only cause he took her off her pills

Funniest thing since Broteam got those Anita logs.

What Anita logs?

>children deserve to be abused because they're rude
>it's okay for me to be rude because i am legally an adult

It wouldn't even surprise me. The Piss Wizard strip reeked of personal experience and piss.

I wonder if Chip gets to pick the size of the strap-on used on him

>She was having a violent schizophrenic breakdown and could have easily killed him
He has 100 pounds and at least a foot of height on her and they own no firearms. He was in no danger.

He was in danger.

You forget


he is a living human vagina and is extremely sensitive as paper glass in the rain.

And he probably has emotional hemophilia

what if she gets a knife? this isn't an organised fight, anything could happened. Thank god they didn't keep weapons on the house.

Isnt it sort of terrifying that someone could find everything you've ever said or done online?

anita sarkeesian has an IRC filled with lots of her crazy SJW fans, it's the most insane thing, how'd you miss this.

Broteam got the logs and read them all out on stream and posted it all over twitter. It's like 8 hours long or some shit

Not sure if it's on youtube anymore since the vids kept getting deleted.
I think these are the both the streams
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Allegedly shmorky has been friends with Rebecca Sugar for a decade. Here's fanart of his characters she did in 2010

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As long as they don't have proof of it being you, you can deny everything. Otherwise VERY.

>when i grow up

>those god awful hands

That's why I don't and will never use social media. All of my shit only exists between people I know, with no digitally preserved trail.

Fuck social media.

This is partly why my only form of online communication is through anonymous shitposting image boards.

Sup Forums may be a shithole but I'd rather be in a place where nobody knows your name instead of somewhere where everyone knows your thoughts at all times.