Best Simpsons qoutes

>“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.”

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sneed
SNEED
SNEED
SNEEEED

my favorite as well

I really wish my kid self wouldn't have started to live by those words

youre still your kid self mesneeds

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What is he like?

Wash. Rinse. And repeat. Always repeat.

>The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.

>Well look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car

>The man never drank a duff in his life!

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She never cooks,she keeps a filthy house and she talks profanely.
SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!
HERE'S YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY!

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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HE'S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER
JUST TAKE IT

>Well pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers.

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>mfw i realized he said that because he works at a nuclear power plant

YOU BETTER RUN, EGG!!!

I would quote this a lot as a kid but no one knew the reference

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god tier shit my friend

based sneed poster

youtube.com/watch?v=lmuKsI5kcKw

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't go on strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

... Sneed.

Stop telling lies.

This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October! And I've got a feeling they're gonna peak right around January. Then BANG! That's when I'll cash in.

YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD

Silly Redditor! You cannot hurt the Sneedpost!

reminder, the person who posts sneed is an underaged /asp/ and Sup Forums spammer from india

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>I love modern simpson

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YAY!

Help, the city slicker's about to escape.
Get your non-Park Avenue manicured hands off me, you dirty farmer.
*gasping* He can feed!

He can feed. He can feed. He can feed. He can feed. He can feed. He can feed.
I can fuuuuuck!

Ooh, help me Dr. Sneed!
Dr. Sneed, Dr. Sneed. Dr. Sneed, Dr. Sneed. Dr. Sneed, Dr. Sneed. Oh... Dr. Sneed.
Dr. Snned, Dr. Sneed.

What's wrong with me?
Your soil pH is up around 9.6.
Want a second opinion.
You're also planting gummy bears.

Dr. Sneed, Dr. Sneed. Dr. Sneed, Dr. Sneed. Dr. Sneed, Dr. Sneed. Oh... Dr. Sneed.
Dr. Sneed, Dr. Sneed.

Can I fuck and suck anymore?
Of couse you can!
Well I couldn't before.
*loud sucking noises*

I hate every Feed and Seed
Was formerly Chuck's now it is Sneed's
Oh you'll never make a farmer out of me!

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Chuck's all along
You've finally made a farmer
Yes, we've finally made a farmer
Yes, you've finally made a farmer out of me
Yes, we've finally made a farmer out of you
I love you, Dr. Chuck!

Fuck

that room looks kinda uncomfy

Won't someone please think of the children?

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chuck's feed n suck

I swear I've seen this thread months ago
you may be saying 'well sure you can post the same thread again user'
but the way the images are placed are identical

chads snack attack

why must i have three kids and no money

why can't i have no kids and three money

>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

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Already a thing.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

So it was called "Chucks..... You fill in the rest."

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I love quality maymays.

Go to hell you old bastard.

>The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage.

JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES!

Now to get me some cavemen hookers.

youtube.com/watch?v=IAJHDiO8Fr0
Well, Mr Burns had done it
The power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs laid unconscious on the bar-room tile
We're talkin' softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talking Homer...
Ozzie and the Straw
We're talkin' softball
From Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talking Homer...
Ozzie and the Straw
yeah yeah yeah yeah

Someone Sneed this.

Formerly young bastard

>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

What a brainlet thing to say.

sigh
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Well, farmer Sneed had done it
His Feed & Seed had won it
With brother Chuck sucking all the while
And Homer's Gucci loafers made us smile
His fancy German car was parked outside for a while
We're talkin' Feed & Seed
From Barney's Bowl-o-Rama
Talkin' Feed & Seed
From Moe's to the Power Plant-a
Old Sneedy's gummies were worth a buck
Sneed out there waiting for fuck and suck
We're talking Feed & Seed
Formerly Chuck's
We're talkin' Feed & Seed
From Barney's Bowl-o-Rama
We're talkin' Feed & Seed
From Moe's to the Power Plant-a
Old Sneedy's gummies were worth a buck
Sneed out there waiting for fuck and suck
Talking Feed & Seed
Formerly Chuck's

>Well I know your soil pH is up around 9.6 and you need it 7 zo 8 max.

Thanks user, not bad at all. Saved.

Buying from Sneed's Feed and Seed was kinda Kafkaesque, don't you think?

I think it would be funnier if the sign said "no touching the feed, ma'am"!

I really want a picture of that ceiling stain.

>Sneed is a lame joke from season 11
>using content from zombie seasons

I'd say the Sneed episode is one of the last good ones. It's on the border of zombie Simpsons.

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I sing this song in my head during sex to delay orgasm

>if elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya, and burn your town to cinders
>sir, the mic's on...
>I KNOW IT'S ON

Chuck's Feed & Seed?

I think they liked us

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Almost perfect. Now we just need someone to photoshop to be Sneed related.

how dare you post my Sneed OC image with your shit Sup Forums meme