Whats the manliest film you've ever seen?

Whats the manliest film you've ever seen?

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>manliest
>fishnet shirt
Pick one

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Conan

This movie is an all time favourite but if you look at that log and pause at the right moment you can see it's polystyrene.
Also on a beach scene where he is gearing up his shotgun barrel flops, it's rubber and you can molding flash on most of the weapons.
Also check out Sullys porch, one side gets fucked up then in the next scene it's like new

my nigger

remember when i promised to kill you last?

i lied

oh yeah and as the Chevy is rolling down the hill with no brakes near the start you can see a cable attached to the back

Predator.

The correct choice

Commando

Top Gun

300

Hunter Prey. Reminder to not watch any trailers or read anything on it if you're going to watch it, spoilers.

Lethal Weapon 1, 2, and 4

Brawl in Cell Block 99
>ywn have Vince Vaughn beat you half to death then stomp your face until your jaw snaps off
jdimsa

Jeremiah Johnson

I will be very surprised if anybody posts something else that's even close to this.

Last of the Mohicans
Naked Prey
Jeremiah Johnson

No love for 3 I assume.

Bigfoot vs DB Cooper

If he's alone who's holding the camera?

Actors are not manly

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>If he's alone who's holding the camera?
ever heard of a selfie?

Roadhouse and the original Red Dawn. 80s films in general come to think of it.

Not sure if serious.
He just puts it on a tripod...
Ever watch survivorman? You can see the shots of him setting up a camera, hiking away for like an hour, and then hiking back to pick up the camera and make the hike again just to get some of the shots.

Not of all time but in recent years. It's just a film about a guy who goes through whose motivation to make it out alive is his pregnant wife. I didn't think films like this were allowed to be made any more.

pure kino

his dick holds it

Its fine, but I'm black and didn't like the muh black on black violence factor that movie pushed.

>hatefacts

I didn't care much for that part either since it was heavy-handed as fuck, so I don't blame you.

Predator and Predator 2

>When Arnold’s old commander comes to tell Die Governator that somebody is killing all of his old men, Schwarzenegger sneaks up behind him and puts a hard gun in his back. The commander says, “Silent and smooth — just like always.” Is that what straight men say when another dude sticks ’em with something hard from behind? Didn’t think so.
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Isn't that the same plot as Brawl in Cell Block 99? Just less long anime fights and more jagged protruding bones and popped out teeth?

Im about to watch First Blood for the first time.

wut should i expect?

Parks and rekreation where dude eats bacon all the time

it could have been done better than inject it half way through the film. Making Murtaugh the somehow crusader of black preservation, cause "I killed my son's friend Riggs" was kinda pointless

that whole film was heavy handed, it was also hand stuffed with police corruption since its a early 90s film

I haven't seen Brawl in Cell Block 99
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why does she look like shes going to throw up from the smell of her own vag?

Anything with this legend

That's a tranny. Trannies have a harder time faking their expressions in porn and get embarassed more easily

Fuck yeah.

Reminder the manliest movies have literally no women in them at all.

Brawl in cell block 99

But in real life black on black crime is huge in the USA. hit too close to home I take it?

Guns of Navarone

PREDATOR

No I live in LA near some of the places they filmed, if anything it wasn't even close to how it all is irl. Seems like they over shot if anything, they did a better job with chinese immigrant issue in 4

>fishnet

shutup nigger

not him but its amazing
dredd tier

Gun homicide in compton alone was 60-90 average annually in the 90s. It's gone down since.

so really boring for 3/4ths of the movie and then a cheesy action scene?

You surprise me Sup Forums. This is literally a 10/10 documentary for any real men.

Predator
Under Siege
The Guns of Navarone

how do I learn to be good with my hands and make stuff?

This felt like some serious Old man and the sea tier archetypal man shit.

Not the manliest film, but really enjoyable.

Look it up, get some books, start small.

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>be good guy in movie
>rape or beat up a woman
>still be the goodguy that my libtard girlfriend wants to fuck

dudes a legend

I thought it was a great movie. Have seen it first time with my dad when I was young, when I saw it a couple of years ago it still held up.
There's no real boring scenes and the when the classic rambo action starts in the forest it's classic and brutal.

nah cell block 99 is consistently good i'd say better than shot caller

Are you a handy man? Got any recs?

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BvS

This and Hard Target are the only two Van Damme movies I like.

The Thing, few men trapped in ice, but no homo at all

ayy

sorry for ruining your website

Seems like putting compton in the sherrif's juristiction kinda worked. And plus south LA is the the compton of modern solcal

What about Kickboxer? Universal Soldier?

The helicopter end in Sudden Death ruins it imo.

>nigger
Why the racism?

Yeah and the anti-gun rhetoric was pretty shitty too. Only thing good about 3 was Rene Russo and Mel chemistry.
>implying LW3's hamhanded shit politicizing was factually sound at all
You're a literal retard. The context it's played out in LW3 is full on leftist coddling of dindu nothing oppressed african american communities by big bad evil whiteys in positions of power. LW3 goes full bore on leftist virtue-signalling for it's time.

>implying everyone on the base wasn't plowing Wilfred Brimleys tight asshole while he crossdressed and begged for their seed like the cumslut he was.

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I don't think it's chainmail.

Thanks lad

Rocky 1, 2, 3 and 4.

shitlord

Even that was over done and pointless, idk why they would try to push that idea in a lethal weapon movie. Gun play is like the heart of those films, but that movie was made in 92 and the LA riots happened the same year

Bloodsport and Double Impact are Van Damme's best. Cyborg, Universal Soldier, kickboxer, Hard Target and Time Cop are pretty good too.