Hewlett claims Noodle is not for sexual

>Hewlett claims Noodle is not for sexual
>Proceeds to draw this

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would you admit to wanting to fuck your daughter?

How could you say she's not for sexual and then advance time so that she grows into an adult? You don't even need to be a pedo anymore to sexual.

Name 3 sexual things about this image.

>armpit
>feet
>black eye
There.

name 3 things that aren't sexual

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Do artists really do this?

Feel guilty being attracted to their own creations?

>breasts
>negative space
>not sweating

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yissir, yes they do

Levine didn't literally design and rig her, though. That's not quite the same

If someone gets boner, so do others. No exceptions.

>beg people not to objectify your daughterfu
>then reimagine her as a bombshell sex goddess in the dlc

ken knew what he was doing. he knew it would provoke more porn

>breasts
>not sexual

How? Because she barely has any?

You fucked that first one up bad.

But he had already toned her down previously

Not only that but isn't she and Murdock now canon fucking?

i believe that happened when she was changed to be the players daughter. the story for infinite was written at the last minute

>one noodle wasn't enough
>create second cyborg noodle that's still underage

jesus

Nothing wrong with having a hot daughter

Noodle is 2 years older than me.

They advance time in real time though.

She's between 24 and 25, right?

26

>Gratuitous panty shot, with legs angled to draw your eye to her crotch
>stockings with open toes since noboy but a foot fag would wear stockings like that
>the way she's staring at the viewer with her legs splayed

This sin't rocket science.

Pretty sure they're supposed to be shorts but yeah.
The fuck is up with that image?

Gorillaz fans are literal autist

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Are YOU for sexual, OP?

>hammer
>nails
>your face

I knew there was that early version of Elizabeth with the big tits and black hair who appears as a gag in the final scene but I didn't know the brown-haired version got a bustline reduction.

Where there alternate realities where she drank more milk?

It certainly shows. That twist was fucking stupid.

but hot.

Our president did.

...

Hypothetically

I liked it. It was different, I wasn't expecting it, and it left me trying to figure out wtf happened for a few minutes afterward.

>make me pretty
>long hair, earrings, and necklace
I liked her more before

>can i be pretty too
>draws long hair
shit taste

>Can I also be pretty?
Wow, who writes this sexist crap?

>she and Murdock
>canon fucking
[citation needed]

seriously where did you hear that? if anything she gangbangs the whole band now. including cyborg noodle.

It's a stitch and the top half might be shopped already.

They practically raised her so I doubt she'd see any of them that way, they're all goofs.

A beloved Sup Forumsmrade from our golden age, just so you know

My brethren.

>draw me pretty
im mad

slutty feet

Whatever about her Phase 3 appearances, she's nothing BUT sexual in all her latest Phase 4 pics.

Case on point; this video;
youtube.com/watch?v=bSqPj3gdBBw

Yes of course, like when someone brings up a threesome with a girlfriend and he was "just joking" when she gets pissed off

I wish Murdoc would get me pregnant.

Well more along the lines of saying he'd have a threesome in a hypothetical world in which she'd totally go for a threesome.

>finding monkey lips sexy

Fuck off, xeno.

worked for 2D

Maybe heterosexuality just isn't for you.

>Her current eye shadow is just to make the scarring blend in

That's a peek at the true-color version of these.

I try not to think of them like that.

Can someone really have a permanent black eye?

B-But i like tomboys.

She seems to be in a better mood than she was in Phase 3.

More like burns, so probably

Goddamn. I knew I shouldn't put off playing Infinite until I got a new pc.

i'm 100% sure this was just a ruse to get a ton of elizabeth SFM porn
and it worked

The left image is from later in the game after she cuts her hair and changes outfits.

So what kind of lore do you think we will get?

She looks like she's in her 40s. It's really weird.

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Just because Zone makes a cartoon of it doesn't make it canon.

Agreed. Jesus fucking christ. Inlove the and hewl's art but they're so fucking obnoxious. Exhibit a: this thread.

Agreed.

Let's just let this thread die already!

WWOOOOO FUCK

You're the one that bumped it my man.

She's got no wrinkles and shit.

More like she'll look 20ish in her 40s, since Jap women age really slowly until they're senior citizens, at which point they shrink and wither.

Okay, maybe not 40s, but older than whatever her age is supposed to be. (Mid-20s?)

At least mid-30s.

Maybe I just miss when she was cute rather than hot, I dunno.

Golden age must have been pretty rad.

>Sexist

Back to Tumblr you go!

Oh I see now the difference!
The original has like more boobs and stupids bangs.
I don't get why the breast reduction though.

(You)

Murdoc is a shithead. At least 2D is nice.

Hewlett released several intentionally cropped and distorted images as teasers.
Someone unwarped them and edited them together.

Open toe knee socks, open legs, and she's a hot petite asian female.
Plus her adult form in that Jaguar commercial was tops.

youtube.com/watch?v=bSqPj3gdBBw

>Now tell me what's NOT hot about this image.

Couch
Rug
Floor lamp

2D has canonically gotten several women pregnant

Wish we could see the kids

Doesn't mean he isn't nice.

I love Jamie Hewlett's artwork no matter what the nigga draws

user, it's fairly simple biology: you can't get pregnant if you do not have a functional uterus and all the plastic surgery in the world cannot create a functional uterus

you do realize lots of people wanna fuck candy kong and shit

>ywn have sex with 2D's daughter who is dumb as a brick but has a big heart.