How do we fix her Sup Forums?

How do we fix her Sup Forums?

>blushmallet

You already posted the solution.

brutal rape

why? she already looks like she's the right kind of broken

Make her not a female Sasuke.

You mean the problem.

As far as SU fan artists go, the only thing she has is that she posts a lot of work. Otherwise, it's severely amateurish and I wish better SU fanart would be posted here because seeing BM so frequently is aggravating. Especially given how much good shit there is out there.

Shatter

Blushmallet's a girl?

I have no idea, I assumed based on the way they draw and type. I don't follow them on Tumblr and often just see their work posted here, didn't do much research on them as a person.

If they are a guy, that's shocking. Everything about them screams "girl" to me.

I like Blushmallet's work, it feels clean and straightforward. But yeah she still has room for improvements

You know you love it user.

Make her step on a lego

>Can't draw feet so they cut it off
Literal torture.

Less edgy

Define edgy.

I want to torture Zoomans until they fully grasp the human condition.

Gib backstory.

She's a terraforming gem, what was she really doing on earth?

Lapis "dindu nuffin" Lazuli lying ass gonna have an exposure arc eventually.

Her and Peridot have absolutely no function in the narrative at this point.

They don't get to go on missions, and they have stagnated in terms of character development. All they do is chill at the barn.

GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO DO.

More edgy

no silly, girls dont enjoy lewds let alone make them. dont be ridiculous.

I think Blushmallet's drawings can be great when they don't have disproportionate and retarded anatomy. Blushmallet sadly fell for the meme where big asses that look like someone taped a beanbag chair to their asscheeks are sexy.

Have her become more familiar with human culture.

You can't fix what's already perfect yellow scumbag.

Her character being a little more consistant would be nice.

She's mostly just there not doing much in particular until the writers want her to be depressed and suddenly she's a dramatic whore then she isnt again.

But that's true.

Yeah, whew. Why would girls like to draw cocks or girls getting fucked.

N-not like that's what they would want to happen to them.

>the only non-furfaggot who can draws proportional body
>doesn't draws porn

Seriously though, how interesting would a Greg/Lapis friendship be?

Not very. But that's the case with anything Lapis related

>Severely amaturish
You're not completely wrong, but your wording is a bit too intense, almost as if you were salty.

My biggest gripe with her is that she has no idea what she's doing with depth of field.

I've seen their other art and it looks like shit.

If things go the way they're set up to we should get a Lapis/Peridot/Connie episode defending Beach City soon.

I'm only salty cause BM's art shows up in almost every SU thread and I really dislike that kind of art. I see it in other artists too, the kind of "I want to do cartoony and Disney eyes but don't fully understand it". People like BM and Elixirmy. It's my own personal "Tumblr red nose", I don't actually know shit about these artists other than I really don't like that type of art that seems to be making a comeback from the 2006 days.

I think Greg would be the best character for Lapis to get close to desu. He's a good motivator and listener and would be her best bet at adjusting to earth.

Same shit he's done a hundred times for Steven.

I thought that was just a convenient way of leaving them back home.

Must be sad having such dead imagination.

This guy knows what's up.

damn i just realised something
>has water powers
>plays guitar
>is annoying as fuck

kill her.make her do a heroic sacrifice.

that fanart is awesome tho
OH SHIT

I know, I was posting fanart I liked to balance out the stuff I don't like.

damn now i think about it
>steven
>naive but always optimistic
>brings people together with his heart
>he's actually becomes damn strong though being very childish
i mean that's where the similarities between characters end but still

>N-not like that's what they would want to happen to them.
of course not. sex is a physical manifestation of patriarchy

sexy

each other

>pearl looks exactly the same

She is the only one with an attractive body. Why would you change her?

She is a nothing character. All she's done is sit around in the barn for a whole season, and it saddens me to see her potential as a character go to waste.

Congrats, you have described all shonen protagonists.

>No pants.

Lapis is perfect. She will never stop being perfect.

I still say she was better like this.

They probably should have just used her as a recurring antagonist for a little while, and then did the "redemption means death" thing. No palling around with Peridot or laying around the barn crap.

kill her and then her fanbase

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Cancel the show.

The way the show is set up makes it very hard to run B stories though. If we get them, it's strictly as a flashback story or Steven's imagining of the events.

This right here.

oh right....
god i'm a fucking idiot

You can't, she's a hopeless fusion whore.

They should bring back Jasper to mind-break her some more.

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I was excited to see more of Lapiz, not that she would be an interesting character, but because she became my waifu. I feel that the writers didn't have anything in mind for her, with her just sitting in the barn doing pretty much nothing. I guess she is only interesting to see as the focus of the episode, and there isn't much reason for her to be the focus. She isn't officially a crystal gem, and that would be nice to see.

CUTE

Indeed.

bob's mirror

yes

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Sounds like Shadman

I personally prefer asses but for somehow BM manages to make asses look unattractive.

Tie her up and fuck her butt.

Big honking tits.

Grimphantom draws porn

I absolutely agree. Some of her works are great, and then there's the ones that have such awful proportions it hurts me

kek

The world needs more lovingly persuasive yandere girls.

fuck, the idea of torturing completely sheltered people sounds quite stimulating

More gratuitous pandering to footfags

Examples?

>ywn slap bob's ass after a good game

i'm sad now

It'd be a really good thing.

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>All these Lapisfag delusions

She is imperfect and flawed
She used to be a sassy, bitter, bitch, but now she's just a comatose, nonentity.
Thanks, Peridot

Also BD is the new Best Blue.

She used to be a reporter until she was crippled, imprisoned for who knows how long, and taken captive.

She's nice and true to the only person that helped her.

hot edgy sex

I don't see how water powers are useful for information gathering or dissemination.

She's probably just an elite who was allowed to know more than the average gem.

I just want sassy, bitter, but still soft on the inside, Lapis back

a lapis terraforms

A good, hard dicking. That's always the solution.

Pretty sure owler's a girl. Also Heartgear, but her art is only good for whacking off to if you REALLY have a DiD fetish. Which I do.

I'd prefer if they just became friends, but if they went this route I would want it to be similar to Toph and Sokka, where Lapis has a small crush on Greg for a time, but doesn't develop into anything more.

Reasons Lapis is worst gem:

- moody as fuck
- doesn't know what she wants
- terrible decision making under pressure
- low-key sadist

What the fuck? ...Source?

The fact that Lapis isn't regularly trying to rape Steven, and is instead fucking around with a gem she really ought not like, indicates that she's the worst.

The worst written.

The Lapis and Peridot dynamic still makes fucking no sense. Its just like: "Take the homeworld gems and throw their ass in the barn. Then ship them."

If Lapis doesnt brutally manipulate Peridot, then this show is dead.

You mean Lauren Zuke. Thank Lauren Zuke, because she is literally the only storyboarder who writers her like that, and also the storyboarder most actively involved in (and personally invested in) the development of Lapidot.

Depending if you're willing to trust the /sug/ rabbithole she's been kicked from the Crewniverse, but I don't buy it.

>moody as fuck
>low-key sadist
Yes, please.

You know Zuke was considered the god-tier boarder back when Catch and Release aired

>Steven universe needs sex puns.

She's still better than Garnet and the evil cheetoh.

I really liked Peridot up until around season 3.

I want snarky, nerdy, tsundere Peridot back :(

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Whoops, for some reason I thought you meant Peridot. I need sleep.

Lapis shattered when?

Well Peridot is still like second or third best so she's pretty for up there.