WTF I love Iceland now

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Nigger here...is this legit?

YES ICELAND

If only OP
if only...

>iceland pays you to marry qts

PLS

Is this legit?

We Croats should ally with Serbs, kill every fucking white person in Europe and repopulate Europe with Croat and Serb genetic stock.

He didn't say niggers.

>iceland paying niggas to cuck its country
is the cuck gene a fundamental part of nordic DNA?

I take a whole harem, famalam

How many wifes am I allowed to have?

I wouldn't mind giving them some of my big brown cock

agree
i thought our problems are awful, but id rather be in a third world hellhole with skyhigh corruption, unemployment and wars every 30 years
than this shit

Thanks Iceland!

How do I get in on this?

It's not legit, it was a hoax.

>mfw visiting iceland on wednesday

Thank God I get to visit this country before it inevitably goes down the shitter.

Here's a beautiful Icelandic acapella: youtube.com/watch?v=e4dT8FJ2GE0

before you tists go all diamond and save up your neetbux for a ticket

consider the following: should there be a shortage of men, say 6 women and 4 men for a simple example...

which two women do you think will not be able to get men? the hot ones? the smart ones? no, the fucking landwale sjws that frighten the spines out of men are the ones that cant get any cock.

THOSE are who you will be chasing neets, theres always a REASON

Must be fake or has some big catch, too good to be true.

no

grapevine.is/news/2016/07/01/no-the-government-will-not-pay-you-to-marry-an-icelander/

nope

its fake bong.

But the solution to that problem is polygamy, not immigrants.

Stop the fucking propaganda, we are not third world shithole.

I'll do it. I am white but I would still be an immigrant ;^)

icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2016/07/15/dozens_believe_get_paid_to_marry_icelandic_women_ho/

This. I never expected to see Western Europe this deep in shit.

I will take my little but ethnically clean city over any capital from Western Europe.

>Stop the fucking propaganda
im sry i didnt know you want all those wonderful people visiting us
also its called hyperbole you twat

Let me fix that!

fake.

that fact that some of you NEETs even believe in this crap is amazing.

>yugos think they are white
lmao pic related typical yugo

>Croatian genes

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Sorry guys it's fake

grapevine.is/news/2016/07/01/no-the-government-will-not-pay-you-to-marry-an-icelander/

>swede
>brown cock

Déjà-vu

It's fake.

However...

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/iceland/12165357/Meet-Icelands-first-Syrian-refugees-For-us-its-the-freezer.html

>insufficient men

cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/2018.html#ic

Sex ratio:
at birth: 1.05 male(s)/female
0-14 years: 1.05 male(s)/female
15-24 years: 1.03 male(s)/female
25-54 years: 1.02 male(s)/female
55-64 years: 1.01 male(s)/female
65 years and over: 0.88 male(s)/female
total population: 1.01 male(s)/female (2015 est.)

kek those horny fucking Arab apes.

>live in a small mountain resort
>get lots of visitors from Europe including Iceland
>most speak English
>usually they attend gym too, mostly do cardio though
>tfw I could have fucked them
>however it's only men so nah
Why do women never travel

kek the last guy is dr. pavel.

It is only going to get worse for them, Western Europeans.

Pakistan is going to expel 3-4 millions Pashtuns ( THE worst ethnic group in Islamic world, even Arabs are horrified of them) from Pakistan by the end of this year.
There are already quite a few neutral journalists saying that those millions will go to Europe.

Does this mean any immigrant? Can I emigrate?

unfortunately serbs are of bulgarian genetic stock and therefore white

Lol at the muslims running away at :57.

No? Macedonians maybe but not Serbs

only if you got a BBC.

If Nigger you can also come to Denmark to fuck my wife will I go to work. How about that burger?

you realize that pashtuns have same genetics as slavs?

I would hate fuck the one in the middle if you know what I mean.

I can't wait to get out of this country.

Is Texas a good place to move?

what? have you seen genetic data? serbs are bulgarians

Kill bosroaches too.

>moving to new mexico

No

I don't understand. Why do you hate her

But they do
Be a couchsurfer
Had 4 girls hosted and other requests which I could not accept

The fuck are you talking about. As if we'd just let in 3-4 million random people. I know my country wouldn't do that at least, we're not that cucked yet. Most people here don't take crap from foreigners but do respect them (live / let live) but this would be too much even for Western Europe.

I'm at Straja ski resort and it's mostly men, if I wasn't a Christian I'd fuck one. Most women are locals. Tu pe unde esti?

>Iceland

youtube.com/watch?v=xjwpWxWNcHs

I'm of Italian descent, technically a nigger according to Sup Forums

where do I sign up?

How do people from Italy end up in Uruguay?

Move to Indiana friend. Great gun laws, decent economy in the north, based Mike Pence is our current governor (not for long though), niggers are all concentrated in their ghettos, 99% of the land area of this state is inhabited by whites. We also refused to take in Syrian refugees and told fags to fuck off with their bakery bullshit. And we're one of the few states operating on a surplus.

Yup, its nice to be a Hoosier. The rest of the union wishes they were us. You better like corn though.

That's still positive, leaf.

It forces women to aim lower.

acelasi judet dar nu stau la munte

image how shitty an icelandic robot must feel right now

Ai futut ceva macar?

ok then serbs are more arabic bulgarians

Yeah except you'll be stuck with the bottom 20% of women who will be fat, hyperasianic looking eskimo bitches with sand paper faces.

Hairy monkey race. Barely white under that fur.

a... are you serious?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Uruguayans

I've been to Iceland.

It's an exposed, cold, fishy smelling volcanic wasteland. Aside from the interesting geology it's a depressing place.

However this is a tempting offer...

so you're broadcasting to all of Sup Forums that you're 42% not white?

I'm sorry, from everything there is to know about the world, why would I know this?

I am a muslim, give me 3 qts (I already have 1 white wife)

Fake and gay.

PLS BRO JUST ONE TIME I DONT WANT TO SEE SALT FROM A BULGARIAN POSTER

PLS

BRO

ONE

TIME

PLSSSSSS

>Paki detected

Nice proxy Ahmed, Paki's are garbage tier no matter what and responsible for the majority of instability in the area. At least Pahstuns didnt descend from poo-in-loos.

you're allowed to have 3 wives because of your culture (I assume you are a muslim), but you will still only be paid $5,000 / month for equality reasons.

We should pretty much exterminate every non-Slav ethnicity in Europe.

>wanting to spread Turkish genes all over Europe

Whoa

>salt
wait a minute i thought redditors hated Sup Forums

how is this different from germany

>pic related (You)

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im the niggest nig das rite mai whitest bulg-aryan
das why im gonna move to icelandz to get dem free wimminz

alright you just learned something new

How much is 5k burgerbucks in Iceland and is their language easy to learn, or is it like Dutch where you speak German while having a seizure

still whiter then western europe baka

FUCKING white male reporting for duty

First time I've seen that.

But you're assuming that we aren't superior to any of those 4 men.

Don't you have nigger foot to kiss my Father ?

That does not seem like a good idea.

nu
am avut perechi, 2 surori si 2 prietene

It is fake moron

Let's prank those shitskins!

Heh, you got me. For a second, I thought this was real. For a second, I thought I had a way out of the living nightmare that is my life.

For a second, I thought I was gonna get myself a beautiful Icelandic wife to love and take care of. Id finally get to lose my kissless virginity.

That was a good one. Ha ha. Ha.

Dane is right

Fuck off Bergoglio you cuck

>blog

Fuck off

>I am here ?

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Let's keep it nordic only so no tanning is involved

I know it is Norweeb but things here are heading the same way they have for the rest of europe.

Not to mention how fucking expensive everything is here

No seriously, how the fuck do you get a VPN in the Vatican?

Pope is that you? As you know Christianity is dead at this point. What good is a Pope without followers? And muslims don't have a caliph. What I'm gonna suggest might sound insane but WHAT IF you converted to islam and declared your caliphate? It's so unprecedented it might actually work. Think about it Pope. You can solve a lot of problems without lifting a finger.