"Haha let's have the 12 year old girl in the movie say super profane things like "anal sex" eksdee! So funny!"

>"Haha let's have the 12 year old girl in the movie say super profane things like "anal sex" eksdee! So funny!"

God this movie is trying so hard, it's obnoxious.

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Double dubs.

And yeah, i cant remember anything about this shitty movie

That girl was the best thing about the movie

This was a fun flick. It committed no major errors in my opinion. Solid 8/10 romp.

You can't say stuff like that...

I liked it, I think you're being a little reductive

You are a fucking faggot but this is also bait

I liked this film
I did not like baby driver

this movie was good m8,

Because Shane Black is a pedo now, apparently.
>dumbass annoying kid in Iron Man 3
>actually funny, but still a fucking kid in The Nice Guys
>dumbass kid in The Predator

It was okay

They're both 6/10's
Well Baby Driver might be 5/10 actually

Damn i remember watching that film, what a waist of time.

I saw another one i hated called "Seven Psychopaths".

I was downloading anal porn clips on my shitty dial-up when I was 12, how much of a late bloomer were you, Oppie?

>>dumbass kid in The Predator
you haven't even seen it yet

best flick in the last 10 years desu

>hard R rated Predator movie
>a child as one of the heroes
Fuck off, Shane. It's a stupid idea.

Is this a prequel to Blade runner 2049?

Shut up. It was fun as fuck

Remember how Newt ruined Aliens? Chillax.

She damn near almost did
>RIPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Best flick?
So best 5/10 movie?

The McDowell spawn is a strong contender

It turned you on didn't it user....

>letting Shane direct his own script

Fun movie, chill out

Actually it's a sequel to Only God Forgives.

Give me a complete timeline on GooseKino.

His entire filmography

INCLUDING his appearances on Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark? Very important to the Goosekino Narrative.

Arrange it into a single timeline though.
Like what happens after what etc.

>super profane things like "anal sex"

americans

So because the time periods are so far apart, from the 70s through till 2049, and he still looks the same age.
Can we assume that The Goose is being reincarnated constantly, living different lives and exploring new feels each time?

A real human bean, his experience at this point is far greater than any mortal

>Can we assume that The Goose is being reincarnated constantly, living different lives and exploring new feels each time?
nah, he's just a replicant, and 2049 is the very end of his long life

it could be. Or he's a time traveler.

>Asking a child and exposing her to words like anal sex is acceptable
I'm not even american, but you're not really making your land sound superior. Think of it as your own child.

I haven't seen the movie in a bit but her dad's not really supposed to be a shining example of fatherhood is he?

He's actually a pretty decent dad just a lousy detective and still reeling somewhat from the loss of his wife/her mom.

>Still thinking of this in the context of a movie
user, these are real people you know? With a camera and lines they have to rehearse? It's critiquing the people who created this and made an innocent child say this just like you're having a go at goslings father character.

I'm a different user, I didn't really read the context higher up in the thread my bad.

>Nixon in the pool at the end
This was gold and I had a good laugh, very easy to watch funny throwback movie.

It's more about the parents of the actual actress.

Either way, it just felt like the sole purpose of the whole thing in this mvoie was to make a child say dirty things, because that's edgy and edgy is cool.

"You wanna see my dick"?

What did they mean by this?

he has a big dick

the girl was cute though

Duck. he meant to say "duck".

I'm a teacher and believe me, the majority of 12 year olds know what anal sex is.

*my 12 year old students

it wasn't unrealistic for her character to say but I can see why people object to the idea of a director telling a 15 year old girl to say that kind of thing.

dude..

>Oh look, it's another know-it-all kid character that acts like a smart-ass throughout the movie and becomes essential to solving the main issue

I hate this trope.

And as we know, kids these days are and their respective parents shining examples of morals and what is just.

"stay away from little girls"

I enjoyed Russell Crowe's performance.
As much as I like Gosling, I felt he was miscast as an unlikable alcoholic comedy relief.

Except she wasn't any of those things, she was wrong all the time, she even fucked up trying to save her dad.

I see you are a man of culture as well

Is that so user, how do you know that teacher user.

And her first name sounds like a Japanese dude trying to say "angry".

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Was he /ourguy/?

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100% this. It's not groundbreaking, but it was solid as fuck.

Alright that was pretty funny. But overall the film was very formulaic.

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would you pay him Sup Forums?

>Gangster Squad

Still worth watching even though it's shit

As much as I liked this I have to agree. Kid sidekicks are Shane's thing now for some reason.

If he's so keen to show off his dick I could introduce him to some Hollywood producers...

never buy a pig in a bag

Yes, but can Margaret Qualley act?

Who cares, she’s hot?

Post more of her.

...

You know who else was just following orders? Hitler.

This was actually a thinly veiled attempt so I could get more pictures.

She wasn't really that profane.

>scene where the kid is watching pornography with some whore and a sleazeball

The fuck was the need?

>Born: 1 January 2001 (age 16)

...

She died too early. Should've seen her in her underwear more.

Was she in her underwear at all?

And gene sharing brethren from Niger.

Check out death note. Screenshot the scene where she's staring at light and get rid him. That's your new wallpaper.

Did you not watch the movie?

>profanity
>bad
>Sup Forums

... I'm never going to understand how this site came to be filled with unironic moral crusaders

Why are people acting like the actress was 12 - she was 14/15.

To show it was the 70's of course!

Pol has infected us all.

It's kino and you know it

>You
>Reading comprehension

It's a pretty solid buddy cop movie. Get that stick out of your ass, OP.