I woke up from coma a few days ago. I wanted to see was was new on the Internet Comic scene and I...

I woke up from coma a few days ago. I wanted to see was was new on the Internet Comic scene and I... I can't find Lego Robot anymore. Do you know what happened while I was in slumber ?

I'm so sorry user.

Where it is, where is he, user ?

How long a coma was this?

How long were you gone user?

>I woke up from coma a few days ago
Fucking drunk.

Shit, I think he went back into a coma.

3 years.

I hope you weren't a marvel fan. On the upside we got a good Deadpool film, the downside is...well. You'll see soon enough.

Anything else you wanna know while you're here?

Prove it.

Welcome to one of the worst timelines.

I've always had a morbid curiosity about what waking up from a few year coma would be like.

Have friends and family shown up to support you since you woke up?

I can't.

Yes, I saw what happened. Thor became Thorina and Ironman became one of James Brown's dancer.... among other things.

>I can't.
Yes you can. Take a pic of your medical bill which must be astronomical

Everyone white is dead, adn the rest have been replaced by YAS QUEENS. The top five minds in the marvel universe are all black teenagers, and one of them is gay. Bendis is still alive and ruinng comics for everyone, BvS was hilarious, so was suicide squad, Trump is president, DarkHawk is gettin an actionfigure, Carnage has an ongoing.

Lotsa stuff dude.

>BvS was hilarious, so was suicide squad
Nice to know it's doing better than the MCU. Thanks.

You tried, man.

>OP #WOKE

I'm french, I never saw a medical bill.

Oh lord...

Now I know you're bullshitting.

C'est vrai ma p'tite couille d'amour, je suis français.

Tres bien, Traducteur de Google.

>Lego Robot

what's that

Plastic brick automaton