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Lechia is a historical and/or alternative name of Poland. Some of us belive there was the "lechina empire" and Poland ruled half of the Europe.

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My history teacher tried to convince me that George Washington's mother was Albanian and Napoleon was of Albanian descent, I asked for sources and all I found was shitty second hand sources that probably noone knows.


Fuck this shitty "WE WUZ" school system.

Lahestan

WE WUZ LECHIA N SHEEIT

Both of those are actually true though.

George Washington was half-Albanian.

We think we are the same Belgians as the ones described by Julius Caesar ("Belgians are the bravest of all the Gauls").

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>tfw your countrys history is so god tier you don't have a WE

Hi

WUZ

All I found was Reddit level sources though, if there is anything convincing or more serious then I wouldn't have a problem believing it.

We wuz habsburgs'n sheiit

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oh wait, it actually happened

this feel

>zapytaj wczoraj na vichan o legitne dowody na to
>brak
po huj forsujesz jak sami nie wiemy ze to prawda

we wuz literally kangs. 1/2

We wuz even emperors and shiet twice, and now we are full of denbts 2/2

WE WUZ THE REAL ISRAELITES

what the fuck i'm albanian and never heard this

sounds like bullshit

>Le China Empire

Fuck off Reddit.

Well, thankfully they don't teach about "lechian empire". It's only a myth that neo-pagans belive. "There was a great lechian epire and then christianity came and destoyed it all"

You could have been the part of the great nation. And you choosed to be russian slaves. Too bad.

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What? His mom was three quarters English and one quarter Dutch descent and his dad 100% English.

Taka sama nieprawda jak to, że murzyni byli faraonami (choć btw Sudańczycy byli faraonami przez króciutki okres Górnego Egiptu). O to właśnie chodzi w WE WUZ.

Imagine if England, France and Spain put aside their differences and worked together.

nie musisz mi tlumaczyc mema ale nasz narod jest wystarczajaco skompromitowany na tym szą tak mi sie wydaje wiec nie ma co pisac
elo, nie mam nic przeciwko memowaniu

WE WUZ HUNZ N SHIET

That's what the EU should have been instead of this permanent cuckoldry festival

this kind of bullshit needs to stop in the balkans

i'm actually getting triggered now

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palemonids

WE WUZ ROMANS.

great moravia - wewuzers beilieve that it was a great sloven (old name for slovak) empire
they also say we were the first slavs and other just migrated from our tribe. i think it was written in a kievan chronicle

nobody can beat hungarian wewuzers claims though
they believe that avars, huns, scythians and even sumerians were hungarian
they are definatly the biggest wewuzers after nignogs

HOL' UP

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Smiejemy się z bredni murzynów, bo są bredniami, nie widzę przeszkód aby pośmiać się z naszych bredni.

Nothing we wuz about that. Those areas were under Lithuanian control, but not Lithuanian, so naturally nothing of that remains.

AYOOO HOL UP

SO YOU BE SAYIN

WE WUZ SPUTNIK N SHEEIT

>Byzantines sold their flag symbol to an Albanian family for money


Nice

Hol u-up

w-we... ;_;

this + some of wewuzers say we came from the Sirius n shiet
also there are claims that Mongolia is so sparsely populated because they're waiting for us

To jest opisane w kronice Wincentego Kadłubka. Polska miała graniczyć z Galami wówczas. Tak samo jak Lechici mieli pokonać Aleksandra Macedońskiego i Juliusza Cezara. W necie są odpowiednie fragmenty tej kroniki, na youtubie też możecie sobie wykładów posłuchać

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ayo crackaz

i wuz never kang but at least i tried hard

not true but i ll play along .imagine how much in debt they were.

Greater Serbia concept was initiated by a Pole, Adam Czartoryski

Fuggn terrorists!

Nobody can beat our WE WUZ KANGZ

Srs, being descendants of Andromedans AND God's chosen people, and Persians, and pretty much every single organism that ever lived is srs bsns

Nie no serio? Wykłady na youtube? Kadłubek to nie jest odpowiednie źródło on miał skłonność do fantazjowania jak np. przy Bolesławie Śmiałym.

>lechici
>aleksander macedoński i juliusz cezar

wybierz jedno

yeah nigga, thanks for that, he should have planned it better

>Srs, being descendants of Andromedans AND God's chosen people, and Persians, and pretty much every single organism that ever lived is srs bsns

every single IMPORTANT organism

you just failed at being a serb

Tell me this doesn't look like a heart.

Well Poles (lechina empire) are "mentioned" in the Old Testament. Can you beat that?

While we proud people of the finnish descent are not ones to beat drums about our own achievements, our mongol ancestors ruled quite a bit of land in their day.

WE IZ GLOBAL KANGZ N SHIT

Britons can't even compare.

że niby kurwa gdzie?

WE WUZ GREEKS AND ROMANS AND SHIT

Sdz 15,9 Wybrali się następnie Filistyni, aby rozbić obóz w Judzie, najazdy zaś swoje rozciągnęli aż do Lechi.

I'm not even in WE WUZ territory here, the Albanian flag is just the flag of the house of Muzaka who bought it from Byzzies.


How much debt could that have been?

Thats actually neat. I`d buy that for a dollar

With the Socialist party in charge of Albania, we will probably have to sell by the end of their term.

Kronika Kadłubka miała charakter dydaktyczny. Chodziło o to, że Polacy nie zginają karków nawet przed Cezarem albo Macedońskim. Opowieść o imperium Lechitów również miała taki charakter

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WE WAZ BALKAN OVERLORDZ WITH 3 MORETA N SHIET

Bow down before us undermensch balkan races

>Sdz 15,9
Lechi
Original Word: לֶ֫חִי
לְחִי proper name, of a location scene of an exploit of Samson
It was a place in Judah, it literally means jaw, cheek, from the Samsons scene with donkeys jawbone.

Unless you state that Samson was not a Jew from Judah, but a Lechite from Lechia. Then I got nothing

We waz hittites

friendly reminder that even in times of empires, Denmark was still independent.

Do guys like freckles???????

Wasn't Denmark raped by Sweden in the 17 century?

sorry OP, but Lechina Empire is a minor meme compared to what have our nobility believed

>WE WUZ SARMATIANZ AND SHIEET RUSSIANS ARE NOT OUR BROTHERS

chek em

WE WUZ FRANKZ N SHEEIT

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u have to go back

>Greek
WE WUZ GODS

If we don't meme with Fenno-Korean Hyper War then I have to go with Odin was Finnish and beget all the royal dynasties of the nordic countries.

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And the jutes stand undefeated!

Not as badly as you were. They lost 1/3 of their country to Sweden though.

Chodziło raczej o przedstawienie Piastów jako poważnego i starożytnego rodu.

TWICE

we wuz empire n shit

WE GON BE KANGZZZ

WE WUZ CELTS - not really.

guess the year and the country in blue Sup Forums. this is mega easy mode.

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THEY WUZ JEWISH KANGZ 'N SHEEIIIIIT

this doesn't look like a heart

It isn't a country. Less than half of that territory was formally part of the Reich. The rest consists of occupied or collaborationist states, or even just allies. See pic related.

HUNOR MAGOR KÉT DALIA KÉT DALIA, KÉT EGYTESTVÉR MÉNRÓT FIA

The Roman Empire is a historical and/or alternativa name of Europe. Some of us believe there was the "Roman Empire" and the romans ruled half of Europe

Wait, we really did

:^)

Well, it was Lithuania which was raped most :^)

The resistance came from core polish lands

ussr

WE WUZ SARMATIA N TERRA FELIX N DROPPIN GOLD COINS IN ROME N KILLIN DEM ARABS IN VIENNA N HAVIN DEM HUSSARS KILLING EVERY FOE LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER

Wait, it actually happened.

We have reignited our flame with Brexit and now the UK is God Tier - unreachable by any mere nation or mortal.

i dunno, but seems strange. The house of Palaiologos died along with the last king , and the only ones that survived lived in Epirus, under modern Albania. There is no one in a million chance to sell it unless it was stolen
A dollar is very low price estonia, for such an honorable and historic flag. Install a new NATO base for your Amerikaniski friends and maybe they can give it to you for free

got year and country right. you are also right the pic is exaggerated. lost of the collab states were... coerced however.

>unreachable by any mere nation or mortal.
What about USA?

No you weren't. Turks migrated to the peninsula waaaaay after that.

>JESUS WAS ROMANIAN!

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"After 2000 years, those that falsified the REAL history(anglo-jews) of Getae-Dacian population and of humanity is also trying to keep secret the real biografy of Son of God.They hoped that the truth will never be found out.The real history of the Getae-Dacian people,primordial civilisation,his real monoteist religion and the real biografy of Jesus cant be kept hidden forever!"

"On the golden tablets of Sinaia(found in Romania and dated 7500BC),around 200 plates, and at Moscow, around 300 big golden plates) says that the real name of Jesus is Illi , which in primordial langauge of Getae-Dacians means "Îi Sus"(Hes up).so its very possible that from this came Jesus name(we call him Iisus in romanian)"

"With many centuries before the birth of Son of God, on the golden plates from Sinaia appear the name of Luca,Matei,Ioan and Petra.Why did the apostles have identical names like Getae?Why do the majority of names that appear in the Holy Scripture and the Orthodox christian calendary are Getae-Dacian and romanian names,most of them being 5000-7000 years old?"

Author is Gheorghe Funar, ex-mayor of the 2nd biggest city in Romania,Cluj.More on his book"


"Einstein relativity theory was just proved stolen from the romanian national poet,Mihai Eminescu."
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>and so on
Romanian, oldest european language!
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>All other nations of this planet have the daco-gets as ancestorS.One thousand years ago,the name of Sweden and Denmark in their history was Dacia.The name of Germany today,is Deutschland which is the Land of the Dacians.The getae-dacians were extraordinary advanced in all domains.They had flying machines too,they have made maps of the Earth that nowadays even NASA looks at them and say that they cannot make them at the level the daco-gets made them.Us,the romanians,we dont know that in Romania we have a lot of pyramids,and after the model of pyramids in Romania,our ancestors the getae-dacs have build the pyramids of Egypt

>Christofor Columb is a fraud, he had the getae-dacians map in his pocket, who collonised 6000 years ago Europe,Middle East,India and 4000 years ago all Africa,Australia and the 2 Americas.
>Romanians are the chosen people, not jews

i heard that cromwell thought he was moses and the brits were the hebrews

The U.S.A could obliterate the U.K if it wanted to.

You did have an empire that tuled half of Europe, Poland. When you were Mongols.

Romanians are literally the most WE WUZ nation in Europe, Trianon was a mistake