Just found this Kosovo laying around the house, anybody know who it belongs to?

Just found this Kosovo laying around the house, anybody know who it belongs to?

Just give it to anyone and hurry up, it's starting to stink.

>american
>starting to stink

you did this though

return it to original owner, clean it up a bit and it'll be as good as new

Velika Srbija when?

reborted

Eh, we lost interest in it. Do you want it?

let Germany have it

Kosovo is not Velika Srbija, it's normal Srbija, right now Serbia is not normal, she needs some normalization.

This Irish fuck always posts this fag shit all the time. YOU'RE NOT BALKAN

Heh, sure buddy thanks. Hey close your eyes for 1 second, will ya?

We could always let you fuckers move back in with Turkey. Do you really want that?

It belongs in the fucking trash

remind me of where in the balkans Canada is again?

if none wants it can i have it?

There are a lot of implications in your post there m80

nothx

I'm Slovenian-Cro and Bulgarian fuck off mick.

Kill all the muslims and give it to serbia.T.chatolic croat.

>i am "names like 10 nationalities"

typical

No... My father is Bulgarian and my mother is Slovenian-Croatian.
I was born in Slovenia.

Play nice now.

We'll throw in Corfu.

>Slovenian-Cro and Bulgarian

that's highly unlikely combination

Yeah I know, not many Bulgars even here in Canada.

no, give us the phillippines and you have a deal

that must have been love

If we're offering Corfu I'll take it.

You can keep that Paddy

Corfu is too based. Take Chios instead. It's like the most guido of the Greek isles.

The best we can do outside of the balkans is Puerto Rico.

We're trying to offload that piece of shit man, we can keep Corfu but we have to make it an attractive offer.

Greekbros take good care of Corfu, leave it alone!

How does Rhodes sound to you?

Fine. Chios and Samos.

I'd say we give 'em American Samoa

M8 we need somewhere to test our nukes.

Yeah, sounds good, and if they don't like our offer let's just make them all move back in with Turkey.

Too far away

Don't we still own Bikini Atoll?

Eh, let's nuke somewhere else for a change. Or we could just run concurrent nuclear tests. Not like the pacific isn't fucked because Japan can't into earthquake-proof reactors.

Chios, Samos, Kosovo, or you move back next door.

Did you get a proper bulgarian name or get cucked?

Branimir is what my father calls me, Branko is what all my Cro-Slovene cousins call me. I go Branimir though as it's my actual name.

The trash