Why didnt Sauron just make two rings?

Why didnt Sauron just make two rings?

Why didn't Sauron just stop being evil?

Sauron made 20 rings.

I dunno, why doesn't the ring make him invisible?

He's not weak enough for it to pull him into the wraith world like some mortal

why didn't he make a giant ring that couldn't be thrown into a volcano

Why did he wear the ring over his gloves?

How did the ring fit on his big finger but also on a liddle hobbit finger? Can the ring shrink?

Why didn't Sauron put Mount Doom on the moon. Even an eagle couldn't fly there

The ring made your natural strengths become supernatural. Hobbits naturally went unnoticed through the world and were very difficult to find.

Anyone else playing Shadow of War? It rapes the book lore but I actually like how it ties into the movies and fleshes out the Nazgul and Sauron

Why didnt Sauron put a "no trespassing" sign on mount doom ?

Freedom to roam, m8.

Actually yes, they show it during one of the Isildur scenes.

Why didn't the eagles just carry Saruman to Minas Tirith?

10 for his fingers, 10 for Galadriel's sexy toes?

Seriously though, why didnt sauron forge plate armor for everyone instead of rings? He should have realized it was a bad idea putting half his power into something you usually hold far away from yourself.

Why didn't Tolkien just stop writing the Lord of the RIngs?

The gameplay and nemesis system are great but the story is pretty bad. Shelob's character is just weird and every other human character is black or a stronk independent woman

because the magic is more powerful the more concentrated it is
this is basic 3rd grade sceince

Why didn't Sauron just sell the ring? that way with the money he could put a door on the entrance to mount doom?

Why didn't Frodo hide the ring on his cock?

why didnt gollum just bite frodos finger off sooner

Why didn't Aragorn disclose his tax policy?

you mean to tell me that tolkien didnt intend for his universe to prominently include strong independent diverse vibrant urban youth?

Why didn't Gollum just bite of Frodo's cock?

Why didnt Sauron just make a nosering?

Cause then his cock would be in ghost world and sauron would suck him off and they would both be gay if frodo came, then sam would get jealous but kinda not and hed be sexually confused. Its a bad idea

Cos the moon is a maiar, and she would throw Mt Doom back to middle earth.

why didnt aragorn craft his own ring of power?

Doesnt matter if Sam gets jealous because he's supposed to share the load

Yeah I don't think anyone would benefit from this outcome, thanks for sharing.

>Cos the moon is a maiar
Is that canon?

Why didn't he make horcruxes?

The moon is what was left of the silver tree Ungoliant ate iirc.

he can't afford two rings

Why was the ring a ring and not a watch or a gucci handbag?

Why didn't Sauron put the ring on his dick instead?

that human king went invisible too until he got shot in the water so whats that about?

what wouldve happened if you put the ring on your cock and then got a boner would the ring expand?

>wear ring around neck like Frodo
>get all the power
>none of the downside

Sauron was a moron

>Why didn't Sauron just stop being evil?
he was a cis white male, only explanation

>Even an eagle couldn't fly there
astroeagles could

He changed the settings

It was more cost effective that way

How would the orcs have felt if they knew their taxes were going to the making of superfluous rings?

It's called the One Ring for a reason. He put most of his own spirit into it. Both to safeguard his power/spirit (all power is slowly leaving middle earth, so eventually the decay would have weakend him aswel) as to allow him to dominate and influence the other rings of power. The elfs and dwarfs where able to resist his will, but he was still able to influence their minds (dwarf kings became kikes, elfs became smug leafs/swedes).

Yes but what was his Tax Policy?

Why didn't the eagles fly Mount Doom to the ring?

They were all evil