This triggers the sharter

This triggers the sharter

It wasn't part of the plan

>Be Irish

>Have tiny island

>Have tiny island and only control part of it

SHART

hot

>Be American
>Go inside mart
>Shart

sharting is based

I just don't understand why you wouldn't do a shart before you head into the mart, or even shart inside the mart bathrooms.

Is it really an expression of American exceptionalism and freedom?

"yes"

It's a way of expressing ur anal freedom.

Who are you quoting?

...

myself

Thank you for your service.

>be american
>mock my probably-ancestral homeland because my ancestors moved to a country where everything was handed to them so that totally changes my ancestry, genetics, and everything else that factorises what nationality actually is

Why does the sharter hate the MadMen opening sequence?

>be american

>have a president who is monkey and not human

Such is the life

Lol at all the europoors acting all high and mighty as if they never accidentally shit themselves a few times in their adult life

This triggers the potato nigger

DEFECATE

IN

>be irish
lol i can't think of anything lower

POO
IN
THE
LOO

That's actually pretty funny tbf

>don't actually come from my national homeland but act like im from an actual country
lol i can't think of anything as embarassing

Wtf is happening in this post?

Six Irish citizens died that day.

Nothing can trigger the mart shart.

I don't even know what flag that is.

Are you supposed to be globally significant somehow?

I sharted a couple days ago, but i wasn't at the mart. I thought about you, pol.

For a second there I thought that was a naked Alex Jones suplexing Cenk Uyger off of the Twin Towers.

Sheep fucker lol literally nobody likes the Irish.