Tomb Raider reboot

Why didn't they cast someone as pretty as nu lara?

Cuz she doesn't exist?

NuLara is a revolting piece of shit that needs to be horrendously abused. She's a knuckle-dragging barrel of monkey spunk that exists solely to be degraded and humiliated.

nu-Lara is too qt for 3DPD

>literally the most beautiful thing to be created
>she's just pixels

I'm crying

Using Camilla Luddington body and voice for Lara and not the face. Makse no sense, she was hot.
But then I saw her, the brit genes took over

NuLara in "Dicks on a Train" is fucking great. you can find that on pornhub.

SPOILER


she gets fucked by tranny Chun-Li

>cast a really pretty woman in a movie
>insecure women won't go see a movie where the lead is gorgeous
>cast someone who is acceptable but flawed
>women will nitpick the womans flaws but still see the movie

gee, I wonder why.

Is the average woman really that insecure?

How did Vikander get the role?

Who hurt you user?

Why are they rebooting Tomb Raider anyway

When was the last time they even put a game out

Fuck Hollywood and its laziness

She looks like a generic white bitch you can see in most American colleges. I dated a girl that kinda looked like her.

Is this bitch even white? No wonder Fassbender married her, she looks like a half-breed

Was just released for the PS4

Life
Life did user

Mama Vikander is definitely keeping a secret

How have the set reports from TR been?

Weinstein'd

How come every miscast female character can be traced to Harvey here?

Who should have gotten the role? Hayley or Gemma?

Evie

You guys were jerking off to her in that Robot movie, why do you all of a sudden hate her?

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antje traue

Maybe because in Ex Machina she was 90% CGI and played an android

You fucks say her for every role.

you mean it all makes sense. How many movies have been ruined because of Harvey's dick? Cara Delvigne JLaw, ScarJo, Emma Watson, they would never be A-listers if it wasn't for sucking his dick

W..what?

DELETE!

Lol i give a fuck

because no cute self-respecting actress wants to do the horse scene

This movie will bomb because shes not attractive

Fuck no thnx

Hayley Atwell or Gemma Arterton if they had been a bit younger.

Probably assumed shed be hotter looking in real life

Oh, yea I kinda thought of that as well. That being said Sup Forums as a whole have been waiting for this robot waifu shit for decades now. I remember when they jerked off to this abomination.

this guy knows whats up

Yes. Women judge other women all the time. Hollywood won't cast women with overtly sexual bodies, it has to be subtle. They do surveys all the time on who is hot in hollywood. Women always give bullshit answers on other women. Straight men will give handsome men 7-9's out of 10. Women give other women like 4's or 6's to hollywood stars and models. It's insane.

No. You pathetic men are just so mad at women for not liking you when the real problem is you not them

>gene memeing

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She's part finn so probably not