TARS analyze the contents of Anne's rectum

TARS analyze the contents of Anne's rectum
>"Analysis complete"
FILL MY MOUTH WITH IT

TARS, reduce shitposting levels by 10%
in fact, make it 20

checked

What was your mind process to come up with this

TARS, zoom in on murphys feet

TARS, increase doubles probability to 99%

>when you put his sense of humour to 100 and forget to turn it down
You asshole TARS

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please reformulate

TARS, increase doubles probability to 99%

TARS, set shitposting to 98%

TARS, set truth meter to 100%
you will never have a gf

TARS, set my doubles probability to 2%

TARS set shitposting to 90 percent
>AYO HOL UP SO YOU BE SAYIN
>SMACKS LIPS
TARS better make that 80 percent

Whoa did they make a minecraft movie?

TARS, set my doubles probability to 0.000001%

...

TARS, do girls go poo?

Sure thing boss!

Very funny, TARS.

Yea, that's why vaginas have 2 holes

TARS, decrease irony and sense of humor to 0%

Increase doubles probability to 99.99%

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN- oh shit wrong meme sorry

TARS, check em