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Yew loowk ah leetle beet deezy, ay?

>I need an actor to make a mediocre movie based around a flimsy concept better
>Say no more, sir

He was the best part of the flick

>he doesn't like to watch CP

do elysium and district 9 happen in the same universe?

That's what he was saying.

>head gets blown up by a grenade
>magically gets made better

so kruger might be punished wickus?
deepest lore.

Chappie > elysium >D9

>D9 mc gets cured by alienbro
>aliens go full USA on Earth and then fuck off
>After all the shit mr CP has been thru, he becomes a mercenary for the elite who took advantage of the alien btfo humans
>Elysium happens

I want a interquel with Punished mr CP on the post bombing Earth

>casting matt damon as your lead
smfh desu senpai tbqh

I mean, Copley makes pretty much anything he's in better.

Elysium COULD have been good but it was in the lower half of mediocre due to Blumpkin's shoehorned political message.

What it should have been was poor as fuck Matt Damon got himself super-cancer and the only way he can live is if he breaks into Heaven with all the rich people (who aren't all white).
And that's it. No politics.
Man wants to live. So he has to do whatever it takes to find a cure for his disease.

Kruger is the perfect foil to that story. Life vs death. That's all it needed to be.
Not this "Waaa waaaaaaa fuck white people viva mexico" shit

mummy?

Chappie was two movies shoved in together that hurt both.
Blimpie was too afraid to make a movie just on Chappie so he had this stupid storyline with Huge Jacked Man making ED209 to make it "more interesting"
It should have been exclusively about Chappie.

The Die Antword thing was too weird too. Like... They're just SA scum right? But they also wear Die Antword merch?

AYVE OOLWAYZ WUNTED A WOF

*WOIF

Die Antword think they were the main characters/stars of chappie

In a way they are?
They're definitely the main supporting characters

They weren't even the worst part of the movie. Blompkamp was just too much of a limp dick to develop his story in all the ways it could have

Pajeet and chappie are the stars.

Chappie is the star, yes, but I'd put Pajeet and Die Antword at the same level.

waaaaaa i hate a movie when it doesnt agree with my views waaaaa

eez goat thi keeez to tha keengdom inside his fookin ed

>lets burn down Washington so all the mexicunts can come in and be citizens

More Short Circuit, less Robocop.

It's not even about my views. It's about being topical and shallow because of it.
Making something universal and specific to just the movie is a lot harder than something pandering

It can be both.
There's tension between the fact that Chappie was created to be a robocop and his "parents" are criminal scum bags.
The movie doesn't explore that.

The movie is dripping with nature vs nurture and it barely scratches the surface.
What if Die Antword kills Pajeet?
What if Chappie pulls some I, Robot take over the world to save everyone stuff?
What if Chappie can't reconcile the love he has for his parents and the inherent disgust he has in their actions due to being a police bot at heart?

There's so much to explore with the premise.
But Blumpkin didn't do shit with it

He wrote it planning to make a trilogy if it was successful.

The sequel was going to explore robot rights and what it means to be human since your consciousness can be transferred.

They would have tried to transfer all humans into robot bodies

Cart before the horse, mate

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Aw luuv seth ifrican eccents, we hev so meny he'uh in Ostralia.

I only watched Free Fire for him.

Boss fookin et that grenade eh?
He's gonna be fookin pissed

Are sure those just aren't drunk Kiwis?

chappie was terrible

D9 > Chappie > Elysium

consciousness is retarded

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