Hey man, how's it goin?

>hey man, how's it goin?
>did you just stare at that woman's rear end?
>you know xhe probably doesn't appreciate that right you chauvinistic pig?

He looks like the cuckold version of Jimmy Neutron

Why are you wearing the key to your chastity cage? Doesn't that belong to your mistress?

Jimmy Neutron goes to college and takes a sociology class

shut up faggot!

>woman
Omg I am literally shaking that is so problematic

Jesus christ, that's real?

"you absolute bastard"

*windmills arm before socking him in the face*

I bet he doesn't change his underwear for days.

That dude has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen.

>woman

How do you know that they identify as a woman, you chauvinistic, privileged, assumption making bigot?

>Sup Forums will hate on this cute, glorious ubermensch
Typical bitter virgins

delete my picture you fucking faggot

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"Man"? "MAN"?!

Oh my god I just can't even...

fpbp

Did you just call me man? How dare you assume my gender you fuckin white male!

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To BUY CANDY BARS,

Hey, Douche Ventura, shut the fuck up.

Those big fucking blue eyes. I want to tie him down a la clockwork orange style and cum in them.

>dat nose

Could you imagine how satisfying it would be to drop that little fucker flat on his ass and give him a good dose of reality.

I'd be right there in his face when he woke up screaming 'HEY MAN YOU OK! YOU JUST FLAKED OUT! YOU ALRIGHT!'

Shit like that has to start happening. Everyone could use a good chin check now and again. Makes people right.

i bet i could kill him with my bare hands

dont believe you

>He looks like the cuckold version of Jimmy Neutron

Dustin Diamond.

thing that trigger me most is the Wu Tang W on the door. ODB wouldn't have stood for this faggot

Is that Jimmy Neutron?

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