I wanted explicit female on underage boy porn but got campy horror comedy kino instead

I wanted explicit female on underage boy porn but got campy horror comedy kino instead.

Is it actually any good?

I really liked it. Campy, over the top gore. Perfect for Halloween.

damn mcg still getting work these days?

Don't listen to the shill, it's unwatchable garbage.

The worst thing is it effectively wastes a great premise for what could have been an R-rated answer to Home Alone,

That scene where Bella humiliates user and does the two-fingered micropenis stroke whilst referring to her exquisite breasts

>upset that Netflix didn't make straight shota
Are you really that far gone, user?
Are you completely over the edge?

I'm not upset. And while it wasn't what I wanted, it's still a step in the right direction for normalizing straight shota.

>a film by McG

So you really are that far gone.
RIP in peace, user.

im half way through and im enjoying myself

boy a cute. A CUTE.

i wish boy had handsome best friend in movie. or robbie amell becomes his friend and helps him.

it's got a good way of making me laugh at small things, like when the vase falls over twice

and, after that, gay shota

It was OK, i was expecting much worse but it was fun. the jock dude looks like patrick bateman. also i was expecting more attractive females. the girl that was the MCs age was the cutest one.

Definitely very comfy to watch.

Bee is some quality waifu.

I just finished watching this

it was actually great

Also just finished watching it, I thought it was pretty nice.

I was suprised how entertaining it was, honestly. I'm pretty pessimistic about new movies by default, let alone with a whole cast I've never saw before and such, but, this was really nice.

this whole thread is netflix employees trying to increase subscriptions

even if they are, what they're saying is true though. it is a very enjoyable movie to watch.

>inb4 u netflix employee
i don't care what you relentlessly believe or relentlessly say (in case you do not relentlessly believe what you relentlessly say and you're just relentlessly saying it because whatever relentlessly relentless reason you relentlessly do what you're relentlessly doing)

No its not.
Literally 30 minutes of shill-tier references followed by the most generic tropey gore porn ever. The movie thinks that because it's aware of how generic it is it should get a free pass like Cabin in the Woods, but that movie was operating on at least 6 levels of irony

You should watch Better Watch Out.

I watched it. It was fun. Also it's like 80 minutes long which works in its favor.

The script was on a recent blacklist. It's a notable, fun story so people are going to praise it. Don't know about the movie because Netflix and Bella Thorne.

Samara Weaving was pretty great.

i saw this and it was awesome. i want a sequel. and i want regular movies as the psycho genius grows up relentlessly killing everyone nearby

So Be was short for Beelzebub right?

I hope she gets more roles for horror kino after Ash vs Evil Dead and this movie.

No, it was short for "B.E. entirely yourself"

Wonder what cutie they'll introduce and kill off within 2 episodes in season 3. Fucking Kelly and Pablo need to move the fuck on

disgustingly ugly pablo was making watching this show incredibly difficult. i had to stop.

If I got through death note on a single bottle of wine I can do this

>a film by McG
ugh

Are the lynn sisters always this lewd?

i just watched this
was really good
the kid and girl had good chemistry and was great

a little less creative in the violence and scenarios but the end was great

why can't we have a movie with a young and handsome teenboy babysitting a handsome boy?

The best part was showing off Natalie Alyn Lind's younger sisters feet.

Well their mother was a Playboy model so they were probably taught from a young age.

This is what I thought of as soon as I saw that kek.

I thought it was great. Its the kind of movie thats perfect for someone 12 or 13 to get nostalgic over. Bella Thorne talks about her boobs in a cheerleader outfit, nothing gets shown but a middle schooler would love the dialog. The gore is huge, and theres hints of what adulthood and teenage sex is like, without getting explicit besides the mom jerking off the dad under the covers. Mostly its fucking awesome, check it out.

Watched this earlier tonight. It was alright, the babysitter was hot af and if not for the constant references to current tech and pop culture it would have had the feel of an 80s flick.

They were disgusting, and so is that whole family of whores.

Sauce, for a friend?

It's better you not know and not try to find it, once you start down the dark path of pov humilation videos forever will they dominate your destiny.

I watch them already but I've never seen her...

@xoBrittMariexo

Try not to let her drain your wallet.

I liked it man, it wasn't scary by any means but it was a fun movie and it didn't take itself too seriously. I wouldn't pay to see it in theatres but if you've got a few hours to kill it's worth checking out.

Ah then you too are cursed upon this earth
findom is for suckers, downloadan...;____;

>McG

Is he still doing movies? wat?

The lack of webms from this flick is disturbing

>Bella/samara make out scene
>samara ass shaking in super short shorts
>Bella jerk off huniliation