A literal fucking fedora

>a literal fucking fedora
>bong teeth
>so beta he will only fight sleeping people
>defeated in combat multiple times by teenage girls

name a better slasher

Freddie is the only monster I was ever literally afraid of because his internal logic had me as a victim. And his simple iconography is easy to get out into your actual dreams if you were to watch his movie.
And there's something about people's reactions to red/green but I don't remember

Psycho

got a problem with fedoras bitch im sorry ur not stylish

Chucky

Crossdressing faggot vs. fedora tipping edward scissorhands hmmm....

Honestly the
>defeated by teenage girls
thing rings true after I watched Nancy beat the fuck out of him at the end of the first Nightmare I could never take him seriously as a threat again.

Michael Myers

literally evil incarnate

I wish we got Ash vs Freddy vs Jason in movie form or just anything related to Freddy vs Jason because that shit was cheesy as fuck but worth watching.

Freddy v Jason v Heather Langenkamp

>it's actually just a two hour long movie of Freddy and Jason spit roasting Heather while arguing when they should switch sides

>The Virgin Freddy
>The Chad Jason
Make it happen Sup Forums

I'd watch it

do it yourself lazy b*stard!

Chucky was a god tier serial killer and then he was murdered
being trapped in a doll is a huge denouement for him

As long as they have to fight John Connor for the honor of the chick from the first one.

It quite literally has happened you underage filth

NOE1 and NOE3 are the only good ones. The first one was just pure perfection.

Is 3 the one with the rampant homolust?

literally me and my fetishes