How do we stop his rampage through Hollywood bros?

how do we stop his rampage through Hollywood bros?
no one man should be allowed to to make all these kinos

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vice.com/en_us/article/kz7mwa/ryan-gosling-should-stop-trying-to-be-cool
if vice hates him he's definitely /ourguy/

He's not trying though, he is just cool as fuck. It's natural.

i don't get how everyone likes him. from r9k neets to roasties. how is it possible?

right, it's like saying clint eastwood should stop trying to be cool (though eastwood is obviously cooler).

>Vice telling others to stop trying so hard

He's autistic as fuck but also good looking and muscular

insert him into starwars or let him work with christopherus nolanovski

>writer

He's like the next Jesus.

WAS cooler,now he's just a cuck

shut up faggot

yeah you took it too far, this is why you can't hold a conversation irl.

prove him wrong

Projecting much?

>rampage through Hollywood bros?

You mean he's the Sam Hyde of Hollywood?

Faggot

He isn't muscular though he is just fit.

Who the fuck is sam hyde?

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Sup Forums """comedian"""

youtube.com/watch?v=-yFhR1fKWG0 is funny though

By Hollywood standards thats just an average dude

>"""comedian"""
>is funny though

why do the quotation marks, if you find it funny he's doing his job as a comedian. Also their humor is way more than just "Sup Forums humor" although lately admittedly a shit ton of the humor has revolved around politics (not that it wasn't there before, just less so)

he has the most autistic tattoos. hard to believe actually.

He isn't really buff or anything, just fit.
Mamoa for example would be muscular.

It's an exception to prove the rule.
Just because Amy Schumer said something funny once doesn't mean she's a good comedian.

But that's why hes so great. He has the looks and acting ability and all those great things. But there is this undercurrent of autism.

/ourguy/

Archive pls

fitness is cardiovascular
I'm not saying he's huge, but he is objectively a muscular person

Its so shit it

With fit I mean not fat and in good shape but being fit doesn't mean that you have to a big guy.

>robot
>machine

Well I think its clear here.

>People hating on the Goose
Why?

Success breeds jealousy

Vice should be nuked desu. They used to do decent alternative journalism, then they became literally tumblr.

you do know that a lot of people who only lift weights are unfit right? i know some fat people who can run for longer than someone who is muscular.

yeah that's what I'm saying
cardiovascular fitness means you can run for longer

Drive was not kino. And that Human Bean song is shit.

He looked awful in that movie.

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Because they're not alternative anymore, they were bought by Fox and just publish Jew friendly propaganda now

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Bale >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Goose

t. phony human bean

He's unironically the best, coolest actor working today because he's got the greatest artistic integrity.

You can pick any other comparable and competent actor, Gyllenhaal, Fassbender etc., and they have ALL done some embarassing, silly movie just for money. Ryan seems to pick projects he genuinely enjoys and that have personality, and he generally picks pretty well.

He also gets probably the most female attention despite not roiding like every other guy, having a huge forehead and large hips and being a big strabic, which is pretty based and a testament to the overall vibe he puts out.

Found the roastie

everything he's in is cancer.

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Bale is more histrionic than Goose but I wouldn't say better.

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Actually bale is pretty shit only movie I really liked him in was american psycho.

This, he's basically our generations Marlon Brando

This guy is just a fan that's annoyed Gosling isn't doing more roles he wants him to do.

not as bad as I was expecting desu they're just saying they wish he'd take more "risky" roles like The Believer, and Lars and the Real Girl.

he plays autistic chads so everyone can project themselves in some way

>the eternal gael
potato famine v2.0 when

wtf is this?

his face looks so weird here. did they fiddle with his wonky eye??

Bale performs pretty well in all movies regardless of the actual quality of movies wtf are you on about?

Just give in to The Goose. It'll be easier.

This. Bale is the only one who is on par with The Goose if not superior.

>The Machinist
>American Psycho
>The Dark Knight Trilogy

Easy, go to all his movies dressed like the believer and goose-step because hes the goose.

So many people don't understand restraint. They want MORE ACTING, rather than good acting.

The Goose has ben set loose

Why is he called Goose?
Why is the loose being goose a bad thing?
Where did that meme started?

Gosling doesn't make kinos. He gets lucky and is put in as a set piece.

He can't act.

>Brogan
American names are fucking weird.

He's a limey

thespruce.com/gosling-bird-definition-385263
The goose is loose is based on this image

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Mr. Koosher always gets me

>vice.com/en_us/article/kz7mwa/ryan-gosling-should-stop-trying-to-be-cool
Yeah. It's a pretty spot on analysis.
i still think there's nothing wrong with Gosling choices

>Drive was 6 years ago
>tfw the goose has been /ourguy/ for 6 years

Tell me Sup Forums is the Goose loose?

You're not even close to baseline.

THE GOOSE

IS

LOOSE

How can one man(His dead is no slouch either) be this much of an absolute madman?

>Makes kino with no disregard for the women's life as they hopeless pine for him

Wait, so Gosling wrote the Baseline Test? That's based.

kinolord

Sounds like a dwarf name

..................... yeah

here's that (you) you ordered user

>implying his batman performance was good

LMAO

fuck I haven't seen this for five years

>tfw there will be a time in the future where nu-Sup Forums will hate him and call his films shit
Hopefully I will be dead by then

Heres the thing
Most of the people posting in this thread thought the same thing when it came out. Only when it became a trendy meme to like did they pick it up. Every other thread and post about it back in 2011 was "wheres muh fast and furious"

the prophecy has been foretold.

youtube.com/watch?v=rTZU3woXGAs
>TAKE IT OFF!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holy shit what his fucking problem?

Omg it's like hes Photoshopped

Ryan Gosling must do a CAPEKINO superhero.

this movie was putting me to sleep and that part startled me so bad my leg jerked and I kicked my cat across the room by accident.

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Nabokov wrote it

I don't think there's even a word for the reaction I just had to this image.

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What's up with him and screeching?

youtu.be/ALsTq2qWZNE?t=2m25s

I like him, but Only God Forgives was one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever watched.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIIIT

it says right there Gosling wrote it.