The Snowman gets SHIT ratings

WHAT THE FUCK

Thomas Alfredson was the most promising director of the last fucking decade. What happened?

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Good directors can't always save dumb source material.

>Detective Harry Hole

I know how it's supposed to be pronounced but God, that will never not be funny

Did you even watch the trailer? It was publicly mocked for having every cliché in the book.

>judging a movie by its trailer

Honestly I have no idea how anyone would agree to direct something like this.

The source material is really good though

Reshoots and re-edits

Its clear as day when you watch it

Ffs Val Kilmer is in it and dubbed

>harry hole

Fuck you Sup Forums, you promised me Fassbender kino.

If you're not an IQlet you can work out that that actually indicates the movie is good, because the trailer editing company (separate from the production company and has zero to do with the director) only has the goal of tricking people into watching it by any means necessary, and if they don't have enough big dumb showy material in the actual movie itself to trick normies into seeing it they have to invent big dumb showy material, e.g. the bit in the trailer when the woman is being stalked and she suddenly turns around and then the screen flickers black and there's a SCREAAAAAAAAAAAARGH sound effect, fucking obviously that doesn't happen in the actual movie, they have just edited that in so normies think it's a typical jumpscare horror movie, when in reality there's nothing like that in the actual movie.

How is it pronounced, ho-lay? Hall-eh?

>Val Kilmer is in it and dubbed
this sounds worth the price of admission alone

Damn, really makes me thonk! Retard

The trailer for this played before Blade Runner, I'm gonna assume the detective is the murderer because that's what the trailer was telling me.

Relax Tomas.

fassbender really needs to get himself goose's agent, otherwise he'll keep churning out dogshit and will end up pissing his career down the drain.

lol you played yourself, I wanted more Beck but I hear she's a dumbass in this, that makes this and Life now, bimbo when?

Fass, at first when you married no tits i was concerned, but this
Is just getting out of hand, star in good films again please

Its hilariously bad

But dont pay money for it

There is a scene with Val Kilmer where I was pissing myself laughing

the novel is like the 8th in a series of 12 books. That is literally the only thing that can't happen in this story

So they made the trailer to anienate audiences which this movie was intended for and drew in mouth-breathing retards who woulnd't like the movie anyway. Wow that really makes you think, doesn't it.

>Harry Hole

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

I will go when I get a movie pass

*alienate, sorry i'm a brainlet.

>Detective Hairy Hole
literally why

more along hol-eh

They call him Hole in the movie

>They call him Hole in the movie
>Fass actually looked at this script, did readthroughs and nodded his head like a fucking twat

Drugs

I'VE BEEN WAITING 6 YEARS FOR ANOTHER TOMAS ALFREDSON FILM AND THIS IS WHAT I GET??

>hoo-luh
Fucking Norskies
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not him but I can tell 90% of the time whether I will like a movie or not from the trailer alone

there is objectively no correlation whatsoever between trailer quaity and film quality

watching movie trailers is the least intelligent way to learn about a film that is possible

To be fair it could have been good

Before reshoots at the last minute

I hated Edge of Tomorrow's trailer and only watched it because I couldn't go to Godzilla and it turned out pretty good

it sounds like the name of a gay pornstar.

Why did they dub Val Kilmer? Oh right....


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>it's a Fassbender flick flops episode

I feel bad for Jo. Should've stuck to music instead of writing these shitty crime novels.

You can tell many things from the trailer. Atmosphere, acting, costume and sound design, score, cinematography, and the premise of the movie. I'm not saying its guaranteed I'll like the film if I like the trailer but I think its a good indicator. I don't know how you say there is no correlation.

I did not like the trailer and neither liked the movie.

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>balloons up
>slims down
>tumor
>now talks like a cartoon
Jesus wept.

wow its like im really on Sup Forums. great responses anons ;^)

>You can tell many things from the trailer. >Atmosphere
no
>acting
no. everything is out of context. it's impossible to see how good the acting of a film is from a trailer. literally impossible
>costume
yes
>sound design,
no
>score
oftentimes trailer music has nothing to do with the film. definitely no
>cinematography
extremely briefly, so I'll be nice and give this one to you
>the premise of the movie
still no. look at the trailer for this movie even; makes it look like it's going to be some kind of spoopy thriller when it's not anything close to that

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I saw it AMA

Its so shit its not worth spoilertagging

>nordic murder mystery, wow

shit even fincher BARELY pulled off TGWTDT

"""Nordic noir"""" is garbage and is rightfully dying both in book sales and at the box office

>skip to random part of the clip
>oh I guess he's doing a bad Brando Godfather impression
>....

Fucking this

nigga please

Damn, another shit movie

I swear, ever since this guy started dating white women his career has been going down hill, bad film after bad film

I guess I only need a glimpse of something in order to tell how good its going to be. *shrugs*

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I've never seen someone reach so far to bait Sup Forums

It wasnt about a killer snowman

>21% on RT

Confirmed kino

FASS GIT GUD AGAIN PLEASEE

Why is she so perfect

this looks pretty dope for once to be honest

I wonder if this is a "The Counselor" scenario

yeah that movies fantastic

exactly. Like the reviews said I love Fassbender and love scandinavian mysteries so I will be seeing this movie

>Rebecca Ferguson, is a Swedish actress
what
>Rebecca Louisa Ferguson Sundström
There it is
>From the age of 13, she worked as a model and appeared in magazines and on television commercials for cosmetic, apparel, and jewelry advertisements.
Been a whore since day 4745.

It definitely is not

This movie features this while zooming in on a finger

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lol no

>its not an actual snowman thats killing people
it deserves shit ratings

maybe its tongue and cheek? either that or this movie was taken completely out of Alfredson's hands

>movie has the worst fucking source material ever
>why does it have shit ratings
a better question is why anyone thought this was a good idea

are the books really that bad? I had considered reading them

Its not, the scene is about the death of somebody important

val kilmer is in the movie
due to surgery he had near to the shoot, he had literally all his lines dubbed (look up any recent-ish interview of kilmer during his recovery period to understand why)
in addition it was reshot and edited to shit, ostensibly to work around shit like that?
it just got butchered, by all accounts.

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They are total shit and Norse people clearly only like them because they are set in Norway.

I can't wait until they adapt his Doctor Proctor novels.

These books are written by an ex-footballer by the way. He's also a musician.

>'the other end!' she exclaimed, removing her hands from her face. 'we'll have to begin at the other end. in bergen!'
>'no,' harry whispered with the last air he had left in his lungs. 'bergen's not an end. could you ...?'

>he looked up at her. saw her dark eyes fill with tears.

>"IT'S MY PERIOD,' she whispered.

He also has a masters degree in economy.

a good tip is to never read the 5 or 4 star reviews and only read the ones that are 2 or 3 star they're more down to earth and most 5 star reviews are either made by fan babies or people who've never read a good book in their life

This is a 5 star post lads.

>makes a movie out of a popular book series
>instead of starting out with the first they start with the seventh
i don't get it, it's probably one of the worst in the series

Based

why the fuck did alfredson choose to do this

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This was brought up in the very first Harry Hole book, where he's abroad in Australia, and he counts himself lucky they pronounce his name as "Holy". Dunno why they didn't just do that in this movie.

>Tomas Alfredson

>Been a whore since day 4745.
How dare you

>HARRY HOLE
this is now a HOLES thread

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>expecting a scandinavian crime thriller movie with like 73 books in the series to be good

You people can't be serious.

>giv Rebecca gf