We need someone to play a police chief or an authority figure of a government agency

>we need someone to play a police chief or an authority figure of a government agency
>say no more

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he just has the look for it

WHERE'S MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE?

Is he /our nigga/?

>We want Harrison Ford but we can't afford his 13 figure paycheck
>I got you

>he was a very good boy, Mistah Wick

>we need an actor for a high ranking general and or CIA agent role
>I know just who to call sir

...

>we need a white redneck ex military kind of bad guy
>Got you covered sir

Nigga looks like a brontosaurus.

he really does have that self-righteous look to him.

I thought it was going to be Ed Harris

i wish i were levar burtnnn

Good work guardian...

BLACKED

>we need to make guaranteed kino
>I know the guy

umm got it a bit wrong sweetie

Love him
>WARP SPEED DON'T RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA
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Just started watching The Wire yesternight. So far he's a dream.

>We need a mafi-
>DONE

>We ne-
>done! For a six pack and a pack of camels

>i need a slutty fucktoy, in exhange for a role in-
>she's already naked in the shower mr weinstein
>she also brought you a flower pot

His fee has gone up. Used to be a loose newport and a capful of pcp

Is this Digimon Houston?

He originally auditioned for bubbles.

>we need a redneck/cowboy
>say no more

He's got great range though

ERIC!
MOTHERFUCKER!

KEK

haha head man

wtf is this? it looks like taken straight form Gayniggers from Outer Space

It's from his Eric Andre Show interview

The best interview he's ever done

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>we need a sexy, young, attractive woman
>uh boss, we only have $43 left on the budget

DON'T RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA

Lance Reddick is based so that's fine by me

Genuinely believe Eric breaks at this point, when he slams the desk. I don't think he knew exactly what was coming.

Same thing when Hannibal gets his tits slapped. I get the impression they/the staff try to throw each other off as much as possible to keep the insane feel of the show.

>we need a redneck/psychopath
>got you covered, boss

He said he got pranked in that interview. Basically, the crew told Lance to do all that shit but didn't warn Eric. So when Lance gets up and punches the desk Eric legit thought he was going to get his ass beat lol

>we need an authoritative, black fbi/police agent who sounds exactly like Barack Obama

lol

Is that Johnny Depp?

>we need Lawrence Fishburne
>um sir, all that's left of the budget is $20 and these makeup coupons

>we need YAGSBAROOO
>say no more

I always lose at "don't rainbow read me, nigga!"

>We need a sexy happa to fill out a leather uniform
>Can she be a talented actress too?
>Only if booty fat

You know, if we just go by character actors, Lance Reddick might be the absolute last one you would want to tangle with. If not then certainly bottom 5.

>we need A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>on it senpai

i hate this goblin faced faggot.

U jelly black boi?

>we need a Kristen Stewart that is willing to play in crap films
>easy

uh, that's apatasaurus

>Detective. My office.

Witnessed.

We need a redneck heroin/crack addict

Do Americans really think this shit is funny?

We need a sleazy douche with some comedic relief

>((((Ronnie))))

Now we've made the front page of Jezebel. Are you happy?

>We need someone to play a soldier, NSA or CIA agent.
>SAY NO MORE.

Do you think actors who always play cops/soldiers/authority figures ever feel like frauds?

I could've sworn to God this guy does Porn. When he came in John wick(Heeh) i was surprised that they used a porn actor.

It is. You're just a redditor

>Kristen Stewart that is willing to play in crap films
...so Kristen Stewart?

When the fuck are they gonna be the same movie as goofy bffs?

Leland and Donnie

Yeah there's a porn actor who looks exactly like him. Always wearing suits and shit, I forgot his name though

he's so good

>tv discovers what a character actor is

Not once ever. Working actors dream of being one of the handful of go-to guys for those roles.

Eyy

if you make it as a stereotypical fat guy in hollywood, you are set for life.

>we need an act-

>we need a big guy in a mask

>Get me Lance Reddick
>I'm afraid he's completely booked sir
>Then get me the small screen Denzel Washington

Cannes Palme D'or drama starring these guys when?

mcnulty

my office

Loved him in Horizon Zero Dawn

DOPE ON THE DAMN TABLE

I WAS A FOOKIN LEGEND IN GIN ALLEN

I only saw him play scientists

>we need a mysterious black guy

MY OFFICE

NOW

More like
>We need a sadistic asshole in a position of power

Commander Zavala GOAT

>no Charles Dance or Alan Dale yet

What the fuck guys?

>we need a pothead
>say no more senpai

>Can we get Kevin Hart for a cameo?
>No

>we need a discredited, passionate, autistic scientist that isn't white or black

On it, baka

buenos dias reddito!

>we need a fb-
>he's already on set sir!

>we need a man whose in the mood to scam simply because he can.
Already got him

You called?

>we need someone to play the quintessential millenial character

>We need a crazy woman

say no more senpai

To see him play a shy scientist in Pacific Rim to a psycho in GoT, that dude has some range

>We need someone to play a hot spunky female soldier character

>We need someone to play this, uh... Nicholas Cage character.
>Say no more.

>we need an army officer that also sounds like an evil mastermind
>he's already on the line boss

Fucking ruined.

>we need someone to play a socially awkward kid