GF watches Matrix for the first time

>GF watches Matrix for the first time
>Steack scene shows up
>" Wait a minute, if he's in the matrix he is in the chair right ? How come the crew doesn't see what he's doing ? "

That's.... that's actually a good point.

its just a childrens movie about robots and kung fu fighting dudes

Ive wondered this as well cause dont you need tank to set up an extraction point?

he said to the crew that he's going to spend his time with porn program that includes scat, incest, crew clones and beastiality, they decided not to watch

Oversimplified Neuromancer for babies by babies.

Mouse hooks people up to bang computer whores. I am pretty sure Cypher chilling in the chair wouldn't be that weird

Is privacy such a foreign concept these days?

Its because this is a scene women will never understand.

You ever stop and think that maybe your girlfriend's a hoor?

WATCH IT RALPHIE

Your girlfriend is spying on everything you do. She's on to you, buddy.

holy fuck they're the same actor

Cypher was busy contacting the agents in the scene before that. That's why he turns off the monitors when Neo walks up.

You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?

you cant cook?

>ketchup was a mistake

Your gf is one nosey bitch btw, don't leave your phone unlocked around her

this
wew. that steak looks shit anyway

I've seen this picture so many times, but it still triggers me.

I hate steak

>autists triggered over how people eat steak
This is the ultimate sign of a superiority complex.

"Being ignorant is wonderful."

ketchup was invented by germans to see who should be gassed

The President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, orders his steaks well-done and eats them with ketchup.

Below the belt, you commie scum.

>have the mentality of a child
>eat like a child
It does not shock me.

see

You're basically crying because people don't eat crab legs at the theater.

They DON'T?!?

If you jizz in the matrix do you wet the chair?

its fucking raw?

>lashings of ketchup
>lashings

Is Trump the greatest troll of all time?

somebody stop this madman

I thought the rest of the rest of the crew was asleep

>steak with ketchup
fuck you. what the fuck is wrong with you americans?

wtf i hate Trump now

How's it feel being autistic?

The better question is why would you voluntarily go into the matrix and enjoy a meal like that if you are on going to wake up back on your ship hungry. That's like when homeless people dream of eating at buffets only to wake up in their own vomit and piss.

It's a meme nobody actually eats steak with ketchup

also teddy from memento

...

All this time I've been standing up for Trump to find this is real. Fucking shattering.

>Literally says ignorance is bliss

Jesus christ why was this not the democratic platform?

AN even better question is why would cypher trust the agent to deliver on his end of the deal? Once cypher delivers Morpheus wouldn't the agents just kill the rest of the crew?

>the scene explains itself
>some people still don't get it
I'm so grateful I wasn't born as stupid as you.

DRUMPF BTFO

your GF is a normie

At what point is it shown that people in the ship can see what those in the Matrix are doing?

Jacked himself in an had a program running that called the hardline he was gonna use at a particular time.

In every scene when someone is in the matrix.

>Morpheus is fighting Neo!

Etc

The image screens only work for the construct and training programs, events in the matrix have to be observed by watching the code and maybe not everyone is as fluent as Tank and Cypher.