YOU AH NAWT A FUCKIN CAWP

YOU AH NAWT A FUCKIN CAWP

YOU WANNA LETTEM CHAAP ME UP AN FEEED ME TO DA POOOR!? IZDAT WHATCHU WANT?!!!

>YOU TWO FACED FAGGOT
Jesus Raimi settle down

>FUCKIN FIAHMEN QUEEAHS

why do cops and firemen hate eachother?

where all the accents accurate? because I felt they talked funny.

MYCROPRAWCESSAHS

>proceeds to shoot a cop in the face in the last scene
What the fuck was his problem?

MYKRAH WHAT?!

PAHK THE CAHR IN HAVAHD YAHD

Marky Mark's accent is legit, he's from Boston

Alec Baldwin's accent is basically his 30 rock impression, it's passable.

The rest are pure trash.

D'YA WANT A SMOKE YOU DONT SMOKE? WHAT ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE FITNESS FREAKS GO FUCK YOURSELF

Leos was alright, Marks was good, Alec Baldwin's was pretty good, Matt Damon obviously, Nicholson's was good, the therapists was cringey.

some people don't trust a guy with an immaculate record, I have an immaculate record (sips beer at a driving range)

Stopped watching after they killed Charlie Sheen's character

>leaving out that Matt Damon's is real and that Leo does a pretty spot on general Massachusetts accent

Great movie, but it's so obvious that Leo was the Rat. In the part where they meet the Asian dudes everyone "knows the players" and Damon calls the game. Gee, I wonder who the rat is? All of Jack's longtime crew of 5 guys are there and woah "it's the new guy Billy Costigan." Whoever can be texting Martin Sheen from the inside?

BE SMAHT NAO HAW AH WE NOT SUPPAWSED TO ARRESHT YOU.

>Charlie Sheen

That's Leonardo Dicaprio. Are you just acting dumb?

why do bostoniards call themselves irish, ireland is fucking miles away.

What about Jack's his was atrocious.

Never even thought about this. Sometimes my adrenaline increased my suspension of disbelief in scenes and movies like this. Will I ever be a king of /kino/?

Firefighters sleep a lot and wait for something to do, then they do it and everyone sucks their dicks about it

Cops deal with the dregs of society 24/7, often have to triage their calls, and while they're cleaning up the world's shitstains people will denigrate, insult or actively try to hamper their work

At least that's how I've heard it from my cop brother

It really was only bad when he said "What am I paying yah fah" The rest was passable. There is a lot of variation in Massachusetts accents. The only unifying factor is broad R's, bravado and swearing.

broad vowels and dropped r's*

Because our state is almost entirely descended from Irish immigrants

When I tell ya to dump a body IN THE MAHHSH, I want you to dump the body IN THE MAHHSH

something something BLOWJOB

Boston happens to be a place wherein the majority of people are of Irish descent. So Boston people will tell you. It's true, but the real reason so many Boston people claim to have Irish heritage is that it's just one of those cultural heritages that people love to claim. Has the culture been lost on the overwhelming majority of these people? Of course. They've never been, don't keep in contact with family, have no interest in the politics of the country or anything to do with its culture. All they want to do to celebrate this "heritage" is celebrate St. Patrick's day at their local "irish" chain pub and talk to the half-irish owner about how their great great grandfather's friend had a green shirt with a shamrock on it. Almost exclusively a bunch of complete wankers. Treat them as such.

IT'S NAHT A SHAHHHK

Can confirm. My father is a retired police detective. He says the same thing.

NOT where some jagoff from Morgan Stanley goes and gets a BLOWJOB on THUHZDAYS

Fucking kek'd

>morgan stanley

NO TICKIE
NO LAUNDRY

That one dude who gets shot after Martin Sheen gets thrown off the roof was a rat as well, and he's one of the regulars.

Forgot what firm he said

>Much better than you, you stinking Irish shit pig.

So cops get mad at firefighters because they perform an arguably equally important but far less regular job? What kind of logic is that? Just because they are both part of the emergency services?

DON'T LAFF. DIS AIN'T REALITY TEEVEE.

YOU SCUMBAG YOU MUST BE MY FUCKIN COUSIN

So. Was Matt Damon's character an impotent homo? or just impotent?

Assblasted eurotrash stay mad

*shipping down to boston stops playing abruptly*

>fuckin fiya fightas gettin pussy fo' tha first time in the history of pussy o' fiya
This line was bullshit, bitches drop trou and leap at sexy firefighters pussy-first

I HAVENT SLEPT FOR FUCKIN WEEKS GIVE ME VALIUM

NO DUNKAROOS =[ -,- QQ

Whaddaya drinkin
>Cranberry juice
Whaddaya on ya fuckin period

I thought the cops made him out to be a rat to take "the heat" off Costigan?

It was fucking bennie-hannas

So what are firemen supposed to be doing when there's no fires? Patrolling around putting out people's cigarettes and birthday candles?

Which brings up the fact that Damon had to only round up the guys at the meeting to find the rat. When he watched the surveillance video of who was tailing him, it could only be Costigan.

MY NAME IS ZZZZING NOT BABOO, MOTHERFUCKER

DOH!!!!

Did they ever find his wooden leg?
and wasn't it shipping up to boston?

JOHN HANCOCK
>Tfw watched this movie in the theater next to my aunt

>listen, Babu, I'm trying to help you, my friend. This guy here wants to come back there and squash ya head

Leo getting capped caught me so off guard the first time I watched this movie. Just wanted to share that carry on with the memes.

I was pretty upset about it

Nice quads, but he says "Where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A FUCKIN' BLOW JOB.

This is true. The guy died knowing Costigan was the Rat, yet probably wanted to die with some Goodwill.

THIS PLACE GAWT MOAH LEAKS THAN THE IRAQI NAVY

GO FAWK YAHSELF

Yeah, I did the cartoon "double take" thing. Look once, look twice, squint in disbelief. Dude dropped his guard for one fucking minute, and got domed for it. It still upsets me, 11 years later.

He was all talk and no sack, which amplified his swagger.

>11 years later
come on, it wasn't that long ago

He must have been full of regrets in his last moments to just let Costigan be. A non-hacker if ever there was one, sad!

Oh my sweet summer child...

hellooooooo boston

APOLOGIZE

- LIKE A SAWN. TO YOU?

- ALL THAT MURDERIN' AND FAWKIN AND NO SAWNS

- IT'S TREASON THEN


AUGHWAAUGWUWAGHGUWGAHGH

NO TICKEE
NO LAUNDRY

That's not how ballbusting works.

>you see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this FUCKING knife. SPEAK, YOU MOTHER-WHORING IRISH BASTARD.

So did billy ever find out he was cucking Sullivan

No
Bravo Scorsese

I like to think he did.

Fun Fact: Martin Scorsese's mother played one of the machine gun chinks in the movie.

Being a police officer for a decade or two makes people fundamentally unhappy.

Was there some memorable monologue or quote about the "dearly departed' or something in this movie? I checked imdb and found nothing.

>tell these chinks if they want to nuke Taiwan some time this century, they better shape up and show me ten million dollars.

>sawn
your bostonian needs work

Yup, he died knowing he was a cuck. The worst kind of death a man can get right after being killed by Marky Mark.

The preacher dude at Billy's mom's funeral says some shit about "God protect the dearly departed" or something.

IM THE GUY WHO DOES HIS JAWB

YOU MUST BE THE OTHA GUY

I believe Matt Damon refers to a dead murder victim as "the departed" during a meeting with the FB at the police station.

PARTIOT ACT, PARTIOT AAACT

overacting, chew up the scenery like cartoon characters.

Many firefighters are also paramedics and if they're employed long enough, many of them become nurses and high level nurses. Some meatheads literally sleep on the job, some become millionaires by working overtime with the paramedics.

That old man's a cop
And he's got a cop dog

The only title drop I remember is when they're talking about the guy who stole the microprawhcessahs ending up dead in the dumpster, and Damon says something like, "so what do we know about The Departed?" Which is weird since it was a really inconsequential thing to drop the title on

Yeah you dont know jack and shit about boston
And jack left town

>got to use this in the middle of a heated argument with a fellow employee
>he recognized it and the situation instantly diffused
T-thanks mahky mahk

HOLY SHIT IT'S A BABY FAHCKIN WHEEEL DOOD

not his best work but definitely his best post Casino film

When Roger Waters has a better rendition

I do not like this thread. Please don't make CAWP posting a meme

>Casino
that movie was so shit

you opened a store in an irish neighborhood, these are DOIGHTY DOIGHTY people

As a masshole I'm going to try and make CAWP posting a meme

>millionaire firefighters
Shit why am I not signed up right now?