You have an infinite budget to make a film, but your main two actors in the film MUST be Gosling and Gyllenhal...

You have an infinite budget to make a film, but your main two actors in the film MUST be Gosling and Gyllenhal. What do you make it about?

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i would remake batman v. superman. but it's a period piece set in 16th century france

Dune

that's brilliant

Two emotionally distant autistic guys get played by a mob connected femme fatale who sets up to do a violent heist and then leaves them to die at the end. She has been fucking each one behind the other's back as well.

They survive and she gets in trouble with the mob guys when she tries to skip town with the loot she has hidden. Goose and Jake decide to save her in a violent showdown with the mob dudes. Bang Bang. They save her and she shoots both and escapes. They both survive looking at each other all shot up. Fin.

A movie about the early 1900's.

Gyl is the single dad of a 11 years old girl, Gosling is fairly retarded but a hardworker in the farm of Gyl's family. Gos has feelings for the girl, we see him playing with her, smelling her clothes and asking her for a kiss on the lips, but he doesnt really have money to ask for her hand, Gyl doesnt really care, his daughter has been a sad litle cunt since his wife died, he is happy his little girl is smiling and playing. Gos eventually dies and ask Gos to take care of the girl, on december 31 of 1911 Gyl gets married to the girl, gyl ask the girl if she is ready to play mom and dad, and she tells him "don't be silly, we aint have to play no more".


Movie is called 12.

Give me my fucking oscar

kino

12 Angry Men, except it’s in a nuclear submarine deciding whether to bring down mutually assured destruction

Comedic remake of "Rain Man" with Gyllenhaal in the Dustin Hoffman role

Infinite budget? Ok, here goes.
It would be a film that chronicles the lives and experiences of two immortal beings that are constantly at odds with one another over the ultimate fate of the universe. It's been said that when the light of the universe finally dies, only one can live on. Upon finding life on Earth, they sacrifice their celestial forms and awaken in the bodies of humans (played by Gosling and Gyllenhal) in order to transcend the astral plane and find the willpower to destroy the other. Along the way, they are immortalized as a number of different mythical and historical figures by those who encounter their struggles, including Hector and Achilles, Zoroaster and Bradres, Jesus and Pontius Pilate, Yahweh and Satan, an countless others. Their goals are to unite the human consciousness into a single entity that can truly kill the other before the apocalypse brings them both down. At the end of the film, the two battle weakly in the far, far future, surrounded by the bones of the dead and the radiation of a thousand nuclear bombs, and realize they can't muster the willpower to defeat the other. They decide to merge into a single superbeing, good and evil, just and unjust, the force that encompasses the world, just as the sun consumes the Earth.
The ideal length would be around five hours long, and the film would have intense religious and transcendental overtones. With an infinite budget, I would be able to have high budget action sequences with thousands of extras and monumental set pieces, as well as hundreds of locales throughout the chronicle of their lives.

Two KGB agents stationed in Cuba get their lifelong relationship tested when one of them tries to defect to the USA and theyre kidnapped by aliens while in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico and forced to fight on intergalactic gladiator games.

Kino no na wa

I just have them bareback each other for an hour, release it PPV, and hire every lawyer I can to sue the shit out of anyone caught pirating. Nothing less than $5000 settlements accepted.

That was actually good until the aliens.
Don't mind if I steal that idea, without the aliens

Its true that hollywood crushes your dreams

To be played by a dead eyed Jake gyllenhaal

Brokeback2?

very creative use of an infinite budget

my childhood

goose looks like my bud and jake looks like me

>one can only play the same character in every movie
>the other went to the dicaprio school of squinty yelly voice to act

I'd just pocket the cash

marco polo's expedition

>Jake looks like me
Prove it.

Jake Gyllenhaal comes home from holiday to his small, midwestern home town and everyone seems to dislike him, distrust him, or genuinely despise him to his utter bewilderment. As he learns more about what “he” did while he was gone, he discovers Gosling has been impersonating him and committing petty crimes for reasons Gyllenhaal will come to realize when he sets aside his anger and listens to the mystery doppelgänger, and he may learn something about himself in the process

>cinema sins meme

I would make a movie like Bone Tomahawk and give the budget to Dennis to direct

A thriller where Gyll being a worn detective from 'prisoners' and Gosling being a low-life caught up in the investigation.

I would just use infinite budget for adaptation of Chronicles of Amber and just throw them in there.

Why don’t we just do a crossover between Nightcrawler and Drive?

Double Dragon II: The Revenge film adaptation

Infinite budget means I could potentially build the biggest army for hire in the world and make a documentary about single handedly destroying the zog.

Bc nightcrawler was meh, user.

2 brothers directing porn on texas to pay the debts of her parents farm.

Also gay porn.

A Neo-Noir buddycop movie set in 1984's Los Angeles

An adaptation of the Witcher series, with the Goose playing Geralt and Gyllenhaal playing a baddie.

>"...I hunt."

I would just right their embellished true story
>Two extremely autistic but handsome guys make friends
>hilarity ensues as they try to juggle their friendship amidst Hollywood antics.
>we all cry as they come to terms with what it means to be handsome and autistic
>Jake comes out to Ryan who still accepts him as a best friend anyway

gosling plays a run down cop at odds with the law, gyllenhall plays a broken down policeman running from the law. in a cat and mouse chase the run down cop at odds with the law chases the broken down policeman in a cat and mouse chase from the law. gosling eventually is at odds with the law and his character is run down, while gyllenhal is broken down and on the run from the law. in the end they both commit suicide by cop.

A movie about Project Azorian, the operation to recover the sunken Soviet submarine K-129 that sank in 1968 with nuclear weapons on-board. Jake and Ryan play two CIA agents that help create and run the front company and its media operation, convincing the world that the ship that they are building is going to mine minerals on the sea floor. Someone old can have a cameo as Howard Hughes.

in the future 2 autistic neet virgins volunteer to be human test subjects for CRISPR to earn some extra tendie money on the side. They end up gene edited to looking like handsome Chads, and now they must cope with their new lives as Chads while still being autistic on the inside. The Chad Virgins, rated pg-13

two gamblers join forces and takeover the casino business and the government wants to take them down.

time period is 70s or 80s

Infinite budget? I would make a six hour long I-max film of the American Civil War.

It would start with Gosling and Gyllenhaal as brothers on a Virginia farm not far outside of Washington DC. Gyllenhaal would be a Union officer committed to his country and his duties as a lieutenant, Gosling would be the brother who opted to stay at home on the farm. Ultimately they would end up on different sides of the war and the film would cover their endeavors, the personal relationships they developed, and their personal conflicts. Those personal troubles would be rooted in questions about fighting for your family or country, fighting for justice or prosperity, and throughout their arcs they would both be faced with questions that rattled their beliefs. Ultimately it would end with them meeting on the battlefield, but the film would end before it showed whether they killed one another or not. Their stories would be designed in such a way that the viewer would be easily convinced that they ultimately ended up killing each other.

It would have massive battle scenes with epic vistas and gripping and tragic personal moments, and the cast would be full of talent to bring life to those that they met in their travels. I would not cast Lincoln, Lee, Grant, Davis, Sherman, or any other major figures, the movie is about a persons relationship with the war, not about the reasons or men who lead it.

Although I think your idea is good and would make some fine, to foreign viewers the American Civil War looks boring and dull. Add to that the long length and the theme itself (it would be a normie filter like none other) and your film would flop hard, sadly

I often get mistaken for him when I venture out for hot pockets and Milky Way bars.

Dream movie

Directed by Zack Snyder
Written by Chris Terrio
Starring Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhal

Remake of Excalibur, except everyone is autistic
Hard R rating
Cinematography by Larry Fong on 70mm
Music by Cliff Martinez

I nightcrawl

oh, and its 4 hours long

The Brother's Karamazov
Jake as Ivan
Gosling as Dimitri

Cowboy Bebop

A "Heat" remake, set in 1995. Fuck modern day crime dramas, boring as fuck compared to the 90's

The Goose as Al Pachino's character and Jake as Di Nero

This time make it longer and spend more time on the rest of the crews characters

Although it's impossible to replace the original cast (Di Nero, Pachino, Kilmer, Ashley Judd, Tom Sizemore, Natalie Portman, Trejo, THE BANK) so maybe its doomed to fail

True, but I also don't want it to be a success. If you want to make a movie that offers grains of truth you may have to accept the reality that people will have no stomach to see it. The Confederates would not be painted as racist monsters, the Union would not be drawn to be statist jerks, the slaves would not be colored as a monolithic group. Each person in that conflict had their reasons for being it in, just as the characters in my movie would have. It's all about examining the reasons that drive us, and ultimately what micro tensions drove the country to conflict.

As for Euros all I have to say is suck a fat one. I can appreciate extended histories of many fascinating European conflicts, if they can't appreciate a six hour film on the nature of the American experience at that time then I have no words for them.

Forgive me god, I forgot John Voight and the guy who voices Moe

>infinite budget
>MUST be Gosling and Gyllenhal

looks to good to be truth, i would probably make a movie about a nazi who giving his nazi friend a blessing for marriege of his nazi sister but she betrays him with a black guy so they join forces to kill him and his sister

The movie is set in the year 14,342 A.D. and Jake Gyllenhall is Zsintximingo an excomunnicated neuroknight from KuftFanglmem Enchitus opposite to Ryan Gosling who plays a Gengelen Schi Kuft deserter worm bandit from the tefledoch Goron Gort.

Just imagine a complete remake of American Pie but with a lot more gulkeztti and sninglormarne

I make my dream sci-fi crime comedy about a gang war in a future city. Gos is a former gang member living off ramen and favors from old friends, who gets a call to help a friend (Gyl). Once there, he gets sucked into the dense, bizarre world of the Japanese-American Yakuza, who wants to start using American-made drugs to control low-level mooks and take away their remorse or fear.

I wrote a little of it.

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that looks beautiful actually

Star Wars but white instead of the diversity crap we got now.

obviously do a simultaneous sequel to both Drive and Nightcrawler where the two characters have to team up to defeat CIA. Tom Hardy plays CIA's muscle.

what about a Metal Gear Solid tho, Goose is Liquid, Jake is Solid

>good original scifi movie
is not going to be made

get off my ig bro

Remake the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy

Good zombie trilogy

World Peace Season 2

Naruto live action, goose as naruto and jack as sausuke

"Sorceror"

great idea but studios hate great ideas nowadays

would make a movie about a noir style cop from the 50s (that would be Gosling) and a Japanese spy lady from the 60s (Nana Seino)
Gyllenhaal would be a mad scientist who created a Time Machine, he claims that he knew Jesus Christ himself and betrayed him towards the end of the movie (some symbolism, bible shit...) which opened the bridge between alternative time lines, Jun Kunimura plays God,
Jennifer Jason Leigh plays EVA, Chris Pratt plays ADAM, Tim Robbins is the Devil...the movie has references from movies, books, videogames and some unique time travel with a machine called Pleiades (who is inside one of the characters), the movie would be called Pleiades. the idea is horrible but meh, its something...

Thank you, I appreciate that. Still trying to figure out where I want to go with it.

I'd throw Ryan Reynolds and Chris Pine in there too and make Generic White Male Actor: The Movie.

Starring Idris Elba as the villain who steals all their roles.

...

its hard not to make a movie about them being cop and/or scammers
i hope someone from hollywood is reading this thread and make it happen

sounds comfy af

black guys can't be villains in 2017

that's the law

Gosling and Gyllenhal are roommates in an apartment in NYC. As they sit at the couch having beers and enjoying themselves watching TV, playing vidya, whatever, bonding, a bullet cracks through one of the windows and strikes Ryan Gosling in the head killing him instantly. Gyllenhal freaks out and cries, calls cops, calls mom etc. Ryan Gosling comes awake, but it takes him a long time to heal from the bullet wound to the head. They move to a new apartment because they don't want to think about that day again. Sitting on the couch at the new apartment having beers, watching TV, playing vidya, bonding, a bullet cracks through the window and strikes Gyllenhal in the face. He is killed instantly. Gosling cries, calls the police, calls his mom etc. Gyllenhal slowly wakes and slowly recovers. They move again. Each time they move a sniper bullet keeps killing one of them and one of them keeps crying and they can't figure out what is happening and why they won't die.

Both of them play really good autists so I'd have them team up to take down a local street gang using their autism powers.

Came here to post this. I'd watch it.

>theyre the same height

Ryan is the Vault Dweller.
Jake is Ian.

We're making Fallout.

Faithful adaptation of Consider Phlebas. The main character is a shape-shifter, so Gosling and Gyllenhal can both play him.

This would be fun if you can incorporate some major twist at around the exact moment the viewers are getting tired of seeing the same shot-in-head loop over and over again. Like...who is the shooter?

They're both computer autists. Goose is a Russian during the 2016 election who is trying to sway it, Jake is the NSA tech agent tasked with stopping him.

They play cat-and-mouse and each is trying to discover who the other is.

Jodorowsky is that you?

>Faithful adaptation of Consider Phlebas
Except delete the scenes with the Culture Referer woman. She's superfluous to the story, and humans doing something better than Minds is the dumbest idea in the setting (even if it's left ambiguous if they're really better, the fact that the possibility is taken seriously is the problem).

A movie about cavemen

When the universe dies everything dies

Literally Sin City

the shooter is one of them, just need some kind of device to make it possible to be a sniper shooting himself in the head. He sets up a gun and remotely fires it when his or roommate's head is in the correct position. now why does he do this?

A film about guys talking about sandwiches while drinking coffee in a pizza shop. Instant foodkino. Truth be told though, with those two I wouldn't even need a script to make kino.

sounds like jon favreau is the perfect director for this

A sequel to nightcrawler

two childhood friends reunite at the pizza shop and have a great ol time but then a robbery happens and kidnaps the waitress. in a small town, the cops are late and lazy so they decide to chase them down themselves.

I could always use some small-town kino

Can they go to a barbershop for a brief scene of hairkino?

>When you're at party and a drunk girl tells you that you look like Donnie Darko then lets you squeeze her tits
THANK YOU BASED NIGHT CRAWLER

Like Boyhood but it chronicles two friends as they age up until both of their deaths, with real aging. 50+ years in the making

Gyllenhaal as drumpf

Goose as the plucky FBI agent who wants to take him down

Live action Naruto movie.

Goose as naruto
Jake as sasuke

I's probably go with helin mirrum as sakura

laso It would have johnny depp playing the frog guy

Goose as Jack Ruby
Jake as Lee Harvey Oswald

say no more

Dir. M night shalamaalaln

the twist at the end reveals Bernie methodically killing the entire republican party and taking over the worldwe terraform every planet in the solar system by 2035we lose our physical forms by 3115after reaching absolute enlightenment, we each become a universe ourselves

Tim and Eric's rise to comedy superstardom.

Which is which?

Ryan's autism would make for an interesting interpretation of Batman.

Goose as Deniro and Jake as Pacino makes more sense.